Hey there, Sup Forums, I'm one half of a married couple and I want to explain to my wife what this website...

Hey there, Sup Forums, I'm one half of a married couple and I want to explain to my wife what this website, which I spend way too much time on, is about. But then I thought, "Why not ask my fellow Sup Forumstards?" So, in as few words or using a single image, how would you describe Sup Forums to someone who has never been here if that person were married to an oldfag? Pic related.

Its 4:23 and i want to die

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Welcome to a place worse than hell, but you're still alive at the same time. Able to leave anytime you wanted, but don't or you still return. A place where you let your mind go to shit for no particular reason. Go to a board called "Random" even though its the same shit. There's plenty more, but I'll just stick with this.

Send your nudes, we will totally delete them after

Lel your husbando masturbates to lady boys and cartoon characters

Both your tits now.

tits first

It's a fun place where you can enjoy some filthy Japanese anime, dicks, faggots and my favorite: Hitler supporters.

So repeat after me: Hitler did nothing wrong.
Hitler did nothing wrong. Hitler did nothing wrong!!

I agree with this user, but I also want you to die, OP. We should all die.

>hey look im a faggot kek
the end

like this?

>related.

stopped reading right there

Explain to her that Hitler did nothing wrong.

No but really if you were ever posted here we have seen your naked body more than your husband

This is what Sup Forums has become.

I miss Hitler...

It's a horsecock forum.

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aren't you the same fag that spammed this shit meme on every thread yesterday?

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Open wide

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It fucks with your perception of humanity.
It brainwashes you into thinking everyone but you has a huge dick.
It will make you attracted to traps.
It will make you more racist.
You will post pics of you and your wife and be in trouble.

OP here. I zozzled. Then I had to explain to explain to my wife what "zozzle" meant.

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Not gonna happen. My cock has graced this board many times, but not tonight.

Fuck off. You both should die.

How can black boys even compete

Did you explain to her what a newfag you are for using that cringy term?

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OP here...you left out shota.

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This is a gett thread now

top zoz m8

OP here. Eventually, you will get your wish.

Get naked fuck and stream it

Have you seen those chubby fingers! But his wife's a right fucking land whale!

Sup Forums is just porn there's nothing else to it

Wow lol exactly like that

Sup Forums is a place where anonymity is king. Trolling is everywhere. Debates devolve into name calling and racial slurs. People from all walks of life are treated as equally pathetic. Funny stuff gets posted with offensive stuff. You may just learn something. Traps are gay

fat dirty nails yer wifes a ham planet

your wife while browsing through any thread on Sup Forums

OP here. My wife said, "Oh." She wants to know why no one has posted Pepe and if Pepe is dead,

You know the fucking rules OP

I'm going to slit ur neck and jiz down ur throat

This

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Obey them op

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Why did your wife marry Robin Williams you hairy ape handed faggot?

Tits or gtfo!

Op better be taking his time to do this.

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OP here. First banana appearance. Can Nikki Six and his log 'o shit be far behind?

Trips confirm

Op here. My wife said you are mean. How does it feel, meanie?

OP here. She said, "It's true."

Bringing your wife here is like bringing a baby into a bar. It could go either way.

Your wife is a whore

OP here. If there was such a thing as a ham plant, I would be the first in line for Elon Musk's SpaceX voyage there. Also, go fuck yourself. Also also, my wife said she prefers the term "slampiggie."

OP here. My wife said, "Oh, that's disgusting!" Good job.

It feels good to know that your wife is thinking of me

OP here. Just jerked off to traps and hentai in front of my wife. Pretty sure she knows what Sup Forums is about now

How does your wife feel knowing that you only come here hoping that someone will post cat goddess pics and daisys destruction webms?

Good luck with the divorce.

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OP, I've got something for you.

Tell your wife to say hello to thrust vectoring, supermaneuverability and superior aerodynamics.

OP here for real. Ironically, this was true. How did you know? Lucky guess?

OP here. I told her everything you said and she gave me a blank stare.

Can your wife engage 16 targets simultaneously? Does she have BVR engagement capability? Does she a cutting-edge ECCM and ESM suite?

Are you even asking any useful questions?

Ok she has a sense of humor. It helps.
Now lets see the Sup Forumsreasts

Fuck you, Branthony

OP here. She said, "No."

What? Why'd you even marry her if she can't provide you with complete air superiority?
How do you ever expect to have a secure airspace?

>/k/ joins the thread

LOL

OP here. Since you were all so kind...why not!

What do you both do for a living?

This is serious shit.

Let's say it's up to her to secure the airspace and you have 4 unknown radar contacts at 40 NMI. How's she going to deal with it? Use harsh language?

>connect the dots

Land whales provide their own surface to air defense through their ham planet blow hole

Most modern plane have countermeasure suites that render hamplanet blowholes obsolete.

OP here. She is successful, and I am not. That should go without saying, and I will leave it at that.

>says zoz in response to cringe
>fails to see irony

Bbc cuck porn website

OP here. Yeah, I should probably get that checked out! But spending time here has fucked up my sense of what "cancer" means, so...

Elaborate.

It's Andrea 7

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They appear to have thwarted all possible threats thanks to the female land whale's advanced aesthetic countermeasures latent in her genetic code.

Someone tribute this shit.

>tfw your memes are so dank normies invade

Imagine that one little shit that makes its way into every forum. You know the one. Basically a whole imageboard of them

I said zozzle in 2 threads a week ago. Glad to see it's back

OP here. Thank you all for being so charming and nice, except for the few of you who were dicks. I love you all, anyway. I am going to bed but set this thread to auto-update and I promise I will share any other responses with my lovely wife.

Goodnight, Sup Forums!