ITT: We badly describe games and wait for others to guess

ITT: We badly describe games and wait for others to guess

There are 3 races, Humanfags, Alienfags and Robotfags.
You need to gather diamonds and farts to make an army, and hope it's big enoguh to stomp the enemy.

rip

Hitler's ideal child is on a quest to beat up a bunch of robocunts because they beat up his girlfriend, only to find out that the real cunt is god.

fuckk, this one is on the tip of my tongue

breath of the wild

Try again, it is a game on a nintendo console though

Starcraft

Starcraft

come on step it up

Destiny

starcraft

The gimp ghost was the real villain the whole time

GG

There goes another one:
>ur a geometrical figure
>jump
>fly
>go upside-down
>fly in another way
>ooh zig zug
>jump again
>teleport
>u are still a fucking geometrical figure

Thomas was Alone?

Nou

>We lost a Command Post, take it back!
>They're sending in the supers!
>Save some for the rest of us!
>For the Republic!

Command and Conquer

>puffball finds cirno, gets some crystals and goes in a quest to save the universe form the dark

>run fast
>drink soda

pepsiman

bump

>▶
Pepsiman

fuck idk then, i'm drawing a blank on this one
kirby 64 easy
star fox 2

You're play as a worthless red dot trying to find your faggot red dot brothers. Music is pretty legit, though.

GG on kirby 64
no on star fox 2

amazing how popular that game has become lately. Surprisingly fun for how old and shilly it is.

On nes?

>wahoo
>so long-a faggot
>o look a key
>o look a big star
>kiss but no sex

geometry dash

> be kid
>purple genie wipes town out
> go into cave
>never hungry just thristy
>finds orbs that hppen to represent a building
>rebuild town
>gey sidekick with every town
>rinse and repeat

was on ps2 and was very uncommon so i wont be shocked if no ome gets it

>every mario game

Dark Cloud 2?

Nope.

On wii, that prob gave it away

GG
and i dont know the game

See, I guessed Destiny too.

Dark cloud

Idk too much game on wii
lemme gyess
SSBB

Xenoblade... Thingy? Or any of the Xeno games.

Anonymousfagexpectus.jpg go outside for first time but can't stay off their phone.

The unbearable whiteness of Apalachin nights

Oh what's the one where everything's white and there isn't enough pie???

Yup

kek
alright
the so long-a bowser line is from sm64
but yes
you won

>killed my wife
>threw my kid off a cliff
>I have my own military force and basically run the planet
>we need another fighting tournament asap

For the brits.
>old ass game from 80s
>character is an egg with red boxing gloves

A dude trying to eat pizza goes on to fight the quantum ranger over a necklace, nearly ending the world upon doing so.
He also almost hooks up with a hot biker chick with daddy issues but fucks up when he crashes her bike and now is in debt for it.

COD zombies

Ummm.....
Street Fighter?

>be stickman
>bang bang
>level up
>new weapon
>repeat
>???
>profit.jpg

Dizzy.

I'm thinking of cool spot, but I doubt that's the answer.

Pokemon go!

Tekken

a nigger pops balloons

>playing CoD
Get the fuck outta here under aged B&

Well fucking done, user.

Nope

Hell yeah, also checked

Holy shit, it's been so long since I've played that. I can't remember the story if there was one.

Battlefront 2

>be you
>have bomb name
>use yar head as weapon

Need to save friends from deadly spookhouse that ends up being a creation built by my dad to scare me.

>character is a random stick-robot-like person wearing SS shirt
>you kill enemies wearing swastika shirts
>it's from 1981

i hope your mother chokes to death on your semen

5th game in the series
You drive cars
Listen to sweet Jazz most of the time
The online was shut down

this game contains a unique cast of characters including

>girls can't play games
>baguette
>M.C. Hammer
>it's about 12 pm
>generic archer cunt
>CYKA BLYAT
>Harambe 2.0
>villains always live... shit that's not right
>fatass Scorpion from Mortal Kombat
>edgelord
>discount Bob Marley
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>robot Buddha
>justice rains from below
>Velma from Scooby Doo
>shoot to... heal?
>hold left click
>centaur
>1337 h4x0rz
>i need healing
>HARD WORK
>British lesbian that can warp time
>not Terry Crews
>tracking beam
>Cyclops from X-Men, but with a gun

Grabbed By Ghoulies?

>cyan
>it's actually blue
>fuck

It's a GTA?

Super Bonk?

A meth head an asshole and a nigger rob a bank

There really wasn't. I remember it was pretty fun for a SNES platformer.

Overwatch

no

>You and buddies be friends with demon
>Demon hate you now so you and friends are kill
>Wake up in graveyard
>"Make the hurting stop."

No one?
I can give hints if needed

Nope

>MIDI metal music
>first person
>monsters

Reminds me of one of the Disgaea games... But I want to say it's something older.

>bird family
>government pays you to blow up their own projects
>deadliest enemy is yourself
>boyfriend is a chatbot

Devil may cry?

I never played them so idk

Doom

sounds like metroid fusion
but idk

Doom?

>be a shill
>kill shit with a yo-yo
>eat pizza

you mother fucker

Okay kiddo, time for bed.

Nope

Quake

Yes please, it sounds so familiar.

Yep

You are a cat technician who has to save the world and go home.

>chef
>sausage
>egg
>pickle
>ladders
>most american food ever

Spyro?

guess this one
too hard?

yey

noo
another hint
>seeeeegaaaaaa

>Be pleb with sword
>Kill giants
>Eat salamander tails

Burger time

Burgertime

Sanic the hejhog

nu
>HEAD AS WEAPON

Rachet and Clank

Ok
The Biker chicks dad dies then turns into a clown

>nothing but boss fights
>one hit kills everywhere