Tell me things youve seen other people wouldnt believe

tell me things youve seen other people wouldnt believe

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Anime tiddies

Bumpin this thread for intrest

like tears, in rain?

Had a patient who kept her fingernail chewings in her vulva

betrayal.

A vagina IRL

the truth.

Many, many years ago when I worked as head baker, I once had an employee bring me her aborted fetus as "proof" of her needed to be late.

I gave her the day off, amazed that she felt that was necessary. I always presumed that she was just in shock and didn't know what to do.

Sorry, meant to say miscarriage, not aborted

I saw a ufo at the age of 14, completley sober no mental issues whatsoever your average user clear as day rotating disc with 3 lights under it fly right over my house never did anything about it, told my parents in extreme panic mode, gone by the time they get up and just pass it as me seeing things.

My wife vomited in the bathroom sink and I caught a glimpse of her licking vomit off her fingers.

I really hope I just imagined that.

I camped at the same wilderness site several years apart
both times at night I saw a bright orange light low to the horizon
the first time I dismissed it as either a campfire or the city that was just beyond the ridge
but in the morning where I saw the light was about halfway up the cliff leading to the ridge between me and the city
so there was no way it could have been a campfire or lights from the city
no idea what it could be
I'm saving up for a portable telescope and a phone attachment for the viewing lens so that I can get a good clear view of it and take pics

10000 lightning bugs giving 1000 hugs to some dude.

Shit was weird.

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I had a room mate who smeared his shit all over the bathroom then passed out wrapped around the toilet

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

The ER is truly an incredible place

Acid + schizophrenia?

>be me
>be armyfag
>be before DADT was repealed
>be in sergant training course
>all other guys in my class were from the same cavscout company
>go to showers one day
>they are all in there
>huddled together
>they see me
>open the huddle a bit
>see their dicks all pressed against each other
>they simultaneously shout "PENIS TOWER OF POWER!"
>decide I can go one day w/o a shower
>turn around
>walk out
>go to sleep

>every dog in the neighborhood barking at night
>go outside to see wtf is going on
>literal UFO
>just looks like orange orb
>no apparent detail
>about the size of a full moon or slightly bigger
>moves at a decent clip across the sky
>no noise
>perfectly even brightness, unlike a hot air balloon
>no idea what it could have been

back in the 80s in deep rural NC. No drones back then. Definitely not a plane. My dad saw it too.

I was walking back to my apartment when a car pulled up and rolled down the window. it was full of guys with masks on and they threw framed pictures of tump at me then drove away

don't think he did anything harder than pot
but he had been drinking all day long
he had 3 empty liters of cheap grocery store brand vodka in with him
as well as the dozen other empties around the apartment he had finished off that day
I tossed some cleaning supplies in there and used a rope to lock him in
the next day he cleaned it up and calmly asked to be let out
never offered an explanation of why he did that

I've seen in vivo cultures of brain cells that prove without reasonable doubt that weed causes cognitive degradation and mental health issues

Be ur glad you weren't probed analy, or r u?

any proof you could show us? legitimately curious

I got into an accident, while drunk on my ass, and got away scott free

When I was a dumbass kid I used to spin around because of boredom, I did it once and before I knew it, in the spam of a second I was sitting on the stairs with my pijamas on the next day in the morning, worst part is, it's like I teleported or time traveled, I wasn't freaking out when this happened, my mind just spaced out. It's hard to explain what happened in reality if no one knows or remembers about that day

Huh? Wat?

So is that a good thing if I don't smoke it and my gf does? Or is it a bad thing because she'll be mentally unstable?

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It's good if she's and unstable, makes it easier for you to smash

ummmmm

could you describe it as a "FIRE-BALL"?

you said that it was orange.....

i been hearing/seen about floating fireballs

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate

I already smash her though.
But when she acts psycho idk. I have my doubts if I want to stay with her, even though I do.

Lights, shadows, things that shouldn't happen; at first glance it all seems like some boring normal stuff, but when actually seen, its all a big fucking fuck

you were just switching scenes in your sitcom life

Hoopoe calmly sitting on a Hesco barrier while Apaches flew towards the rising sun. Without a doubt the most surreal moment of my life.

kinda similar event
a lot like that line from some song
>I backed in to a cop car the other day, he just drove off
I was in the car with my brother driving
he backs out of a parking space at the same time a cop is backing out of a space behind us
they collide
the cop turns on his lights
then just drives off to w/e emergency he got called out for
we were in a truck with a very beefy bumper so no damage was done to our vehicle
but the height of the bumper had to cause some serious body damage to the cruiser
called dispatch and they asked if there were any injuries or damage to our car
said no, then they told us not to worry about it

>friend smokes pot
>smokes a lot of pot really
>visits me in WA state where pot is legal
>goes on a binge
>imagine a heavy pot smoker going on a binge and that is what is going on here
>wakes me up at like 5am and says he needs to go to the hospital
>has been vomiting or trying to for literally hours
>in severe pain

we thought he got some bad weed but that's not normal when you buy it from a store. come to find out it's a known problem that's been cropping up more and more lately. don't think I caught there being a name for it but excessive users end up in a condition where pot's effects suddenly reverse. Instead of curing nausea it causes it and instead of working as a pain reducer it causes it -- like big time "I'm dying" style.

Been turning up in more ER cases. Read some articles about it. Apparently once it happens you're a bit fucked up in that further pot use can make it happen again, allegedly even if you're not on another binge.

how does this work, do the 10000 bugs each hug 1000 time or each bug hug give 1/10 of a hug?

Same with vaping?

You guys wanna know how to decompress space-time?
cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210016-5.pdf

youtu.be/DIvOF8xX2CA?t=7m54s

That's literally nothing like my story. In fact your story is fucking gay

When I think of a "fire-ball" I imagine something with some shifting consistency to the color and texture. This was more like just a flat orange color.

>literally nothing like my story
>a car accident is literally nothing like a car accident
yes Sup Forums is that fucking stupid

Kek

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or some other poetic bullshit like this

You drank a few beers, baby tapped a cop and that's a wild experience for you. Go fuck yourself

Having been through BCT; I don't even doubt this story for a second.

>guy in our division always looks at the ground when DS is talking to him
>second week of BCT rolls around, DS finally has enough of this bullshit
>DS looks down and yells at this guy
>WHATS SO FUCKING COOL ON THE GROUND GUY
>Guy stammers a non-response "uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh,uh"
>DS yells
>IS IT THIS FUCKING ROCK DO YOU LIKE ROCKS GUY
>DS picks up a random rock and hands it to the guy
>ALRIGHT THIS IS YOUR FUCKING ROCK NOW IT'S PART OF YOUR UNIFORM AT ALL TIMES
>Guy finally looks up at the DS
>I will call it Frank, DS.
>DS can't even comprehend what is happening, just stares at guy for like 10 seconds in complete silence and then walks off
>that night, around midnight, I'm on firewatch


I met guy like five years later on a random base. He still has Frank.

During one of my stints in my teenage years, got admitted to the mental hospital 10+ times. so i have a lot of stories that sound... very fake. what comes to mind first... asking a girl in mental hospital what she was in for. pretty standard conversation starter. She was in the room across from me kinda just hovering right before break time ended

"Murder conspiracy" she says-- she was 6'+ tall, giant red gashes down her arm, russian/slavic accent of some kind, piercing blue eyes. uhhh, okay, I'm like okay, no real good follow up to that. But I had selfharm too so asked "What did you do your arms with?" "Glass." and we never spoke again.

later staff pissed her off in some way and she threw chairs and tables across the room during visiting hours

the families and other patients had to hide in a small room while three staff members stuck her with three needles to the ass (USUALLY ONE IS ENOUGH WTF), wrestled her into a straightjacket (not like the ones in the movies, its just a flat looking thing with huge velcro on it tbh)

i just... i cant believe that it's my memory sometime

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Back when the internet was still young there was a website called Codex Pornica, long gone now. It had all kinds of sexy shit, though, some of it was questionable looking back, but my underage self didn't know that at the time. There was a news vid someone uploaded of a criminal from Brazil or some other shit country who took a little girl hostage in some public building and forced a camera crew to film him beating, torturing and raping her. It was pretty fucked up. The person who translated the news article had said he was later murdered in prison when the guards "accidentally" let slip he was a child abuser. Those cries still haunt me even after all these years. Some shit is best left forgotten.

>You drank a few beers
said nothing about drinking, and we weren't
but please keep projecting
>baby tapped a cop
the impact was hard enough to cause one of the vehicles to skid enough that there was an audible screeching of tires
>that's a wild experience for you
never said it was wild
it was just an odd semi-inexplicable event that few people I tell it to believe as per OP's topic

Don't go to bestgore.com then

It's ok, probably gonna an hero anyway.

Masturbation

a good thread on b what the fuck

I'm an old guy stocking yogurt:

Two lewd lesbian lovers made out while I was stocking. One sat on the front and the other stood. There was sloppy kissing and crotch pawing until the one standing observed that I wasn't even paying attention.

I replied that I was a professional and made no judgments other than how to fulfill their grocery needs.

Actually, the other stockers believed it because the two misbehaved in other ways on their way to the checkout with three cans of aerosol whipped topping.

(I don't think they were real lesbians: Just college women trying offend someone their grandfather's age.)

a convincing fetus is nothing someone can't whip up with some latex, modeling clay, and dime store fake blood. You've been had.

I got to drink Ayahuasca at a ceremony in a small village in Peru once.
Of all the mind altering things I saw that night, the most fantastic thing was seeing myself across the multiverse. It was like looking at an infinity mirror, but each 'me' was a 'me' from another dimensional plane.
After the effects wore off, and I slept, the Shaman came into my tent and basically explained what it was.

probably just preparing her gag reflex for the next time she had to eat your cum.

>You weren't drinking
Even gayer, plus I was drinking so our stories are nowhere near alike. And it sounds believeable because it's a typical nothing accident that's not even worth getting out of the car for

A quiet black girl

and here I've been bringing in doctor's notes like a tool

I workeworked for Chester, I found his body. If any one gets subs to this, I'll post pics of it to prove it.

The tears in rain monologue.

The point is that everyone has seen shit nobody would believe. Then you take that shit to the grave and no one ever knows about it.

Sad in a way. On the other had is proof the universe causes up shit that is for you and you alone.

Good night user. Until its time to die.

lying again for interest on the internet user ?

Awes dude

>pot's effects suddenly reverse
nigga I dont know what fucking mormon group told you this

I once got to witness a surgeon remove acrylic finger nails from some guys back and shoulders

we all float on

I'll bet your local dealer has been spiking his weed with synthetic cannabinoid mimics like in the legal weed substitutes. I tried that shit for a while years ago, got spooked by some bad experiences, and to this day regular weed affects me a little differently from how it used to. Don't mess with that shit. I've heard it's really hard to notice when it's sprayed on regular weed though.

I meant in vivo but "cultures" is not the right word for it sorry
yeah, I've been meaning to show my paper
it's very long so it might not be suitable for Sup Forums and I figure I would just get harassed by stoners even though I have no opinion in the matter and just would like to share my team's findings

I had a cute 18 year old Mormon friend who sent me nudes 5 years ago. When her mom found out that was the last I heard of her :(

"We all took turns raping you, user"

I saw a dead body right after a big rig slammed the car. I didn't see the accident but I drove by right before cops arrived and saw the guy just there in his car. I think I may have saw another who was a bike rider hit by a car. Traffic was moving around the car and he was face down on the pavement. Ive only told 2 people.

Seizure or a false memory of recalling a dream you had when young as a real memory that happened in waking.

Neuroscientist

what was it

isnt the point of this thread stuff others wouldnt believe? isnt it all lies?

Watched a Cambodian guy kill some other Cambodian guy for money.

Like we paid to see a live action red room.


They told us to pick weapon and everything

>sober, no mental issues
>average user

pick one

I've seen a rich man beg, I've seen a good man sin, I've seen a tough man cry, I've seen a loser win and a sad man grin, I heard an honest man lie

Fake news

An anorexic eat pie...

A straight OP

Saw the same thing when I was like 15 in Bermuda. Cept the orb I saw was white and my cousin who I was talking to on the phone also saw it so I knew I wasn't crazy.

Not me, but my mum has seen something she only just told me, as she knows id believe her.

She saw something on a train back in the mid 1970's one afternoon. Very full train and she saw a lady sitting in front of her reading a book. She looked normal, blonde, good looking etc. The lady then looked up at my mother and for a split second (as in a blink) her head changed into a grey alien looking person, then went back to normal. The lady then smiled at my mum and kept on reading.

Literally no one else saw this on the train. Mum looked around and no one else saw a thing. She only told me recently as she knew everyone would think shes crazy. I 100% believe her as she isnt the type of person to bullshit for no reason, there is no gain for her to do this.

>there is no gain for her to do this
>implying women need a reason to lie

Whoa!

link the pubmed faggot
I'm a stoner but I think weed probably does cause mental degredation

Fucken bubblegun fuckken kickass

lmao

Saw ten million fireflies
Really didn't believe my eyes

Why didn't she kill it?

I shared a dream with a female friend.
In the dream, I was reading a book, and she storms in and says "I'm not crazy, am I?" Then I wake up.
The next day I talk to her online. I say "No you are not crazy." She says, "You had the same dream?"
She doesn't talk about it because she knows people wouldn't believe us.

>Mormon
>sent me nudes

lol

Was this guys last name mcpeters?

You forgot the 1911