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youtube.com/watch?v=fQe86fEjutQ
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ИДИ HAХУЙ

Not putting that in google translate and not clicking the Russian virus

suka blyat

Thanks for the warning

Fuck you user.
I started this exact same thread in English twice and got ZERO fucking replies ever.

You post it in magic runespeak and get activity.
KMA

Here's a less scary link to the parade, for pussies like youtube.com/watch?v=-VCNximJJy8

Let me guess, Russia is out there acting like a military superpower, when they have 1 boat and an economy the size of Italy's to pay the gas bill, and USAland is withdrawing from the world in a state of collapse.

Cool.

Thanks for the update.

ЗДPABИЯ ЖEЛAЮ, TOBAPИЩ КAПИTAH ПEPBOГO PAHГA!!!
УPAAAAA!!!

Here's a link for people outside of Russia freeintertv.com/view/id-1513

sweet, thanks!

fucking beautiful place

weird noises from the crowds

So what are they doing?

Putin sounds like he's about to cry.

I wish they subtitled this. We were taught Russian when I was a schoolboy and we thought you guys were going to invade us, but all I remember is Privet and Spasiba

"A state of war now exists between our two countries."

Ahhh shit

All I heard was "NURRRRR"

youtube.com/watch?v=7IDmF1O4cNM

Oh wait, isn't this celebrating the anniversary of when the communists basically threw the rich ruling elite out on their asses? (yes yes only to become them themselves I know I know)

If so, this was expected to be a non-event, since Putin is firmly in the pro-oligarchy camp.

When da Ruskies start mass producing a line of submarines I'l be concerned.

Nah, they are celebrating Russian Navy professional holiday. It is not related to the October Revolution's 100 year anniversary, which almost certainly won't be an event.

It's got to be a little depressing, even to have skimmed billions off the top of your country, to realize you used to have the soviet armies under your positions command, and now all you have is... a tiny fraction of your grandparents greatness.

it's funny how a young country like the US can assume that progress is all a period of growth forever, when any greater view of history in every civilization in the world shows a hell of a lot of short and long periods of growth, punctuated by severe losses setting them back again.

>NURRRRR
lol this would be cute

where's old smokey??

Do you remember Sosi Hui?

Yea, i still get the whole russian threat meme

You are a native english speaker for sure.

Your google translate game is weak.

Cyka.

They are probably saving the floating ecological catastrophe for the end, if it can fit into this part of the river at all

Such a shit carrier, basically a target.

No I'm afraid that wasn't part of the 7th grade lesson plan.

lol

Eh. Carries are relics. You'll notice they have... one. And aren't really in a big rush to replace it with anything new.

Modern air and sub capabilities that outmode the carrier.

Those destroyers are neat.
It'd be cool if they'd pop off a few ceremonial shots as a salute.

Come onnnn

Don't bully Kuznetsov, he was our first attempt at building an aircraft carrier. Back in 1987.

It's by no means a bad navy.
Anyone else in the world but the US would have a pretty hard time fucking with them.

Yea that's actually a soviet job.

>Modern air and sub capabilities that outmode that carrier

Carriers are still necessary for the projection of air power, which is the operation arm of any sea fight. Submarines have difficultly getting in range of any reasonably protected target. Surface ships even more so.

US Nimitz class and Ford class are still viable, dangerous weapons.

The knockoff carriers that India, China, Brazil, and Russia possess are only good as propaganda pieces.

Пpocтитe мoи дpyг.

It's just not very advanced anymore.

It's not even a very good propoganda piece. Look at the poor thing, it has a fucking ramp. I don't know why Russian media likes to focus on it so much. The submarine fleet is much more impressive and intimidating. imo.

True, but there is this:
businessinsider.com/size-of-russian-navy-compared-to-soviet-fleet-2016-3

The sub fleet is all over 30 years old and essentially confined to port.

Every time they leave we can hear them 1000 miles away.

Kuznetsov wouldn't survive the first thirty minutes of a real naval engagement though.

USAFag here.
Good fuckin luck convincing me of that carriertard.

Your shit is outdated and an unnecessary socialized jobs program and that is all.

Would need proxy anyway. Ty.

Wow, that's actually somewhat depressing. Though, to be fair, we probably don't need that many ships anymore, since the Cold War is technically over. Nor can we afford them, but that's another story.

>it has a fucking ramp
For the same reason everyone else puts ramps on their carriers, including the two brand new ones England just built.

You get better range out of your planes by having them piss away less fuel on takeoff.

Hmmmm... maybe you're right.

What use is it having a mobile nuclear power plant you can take around the world?

What good is it to be able to put the world's seventh largest airforce on a ship and take it anywhere on earth?

What's the point of carrying all that food, water, power, and humanitarian aid?

Why would anyone need a mobile 200 bed hospital with medevac capability?

Shut the fuck up you stupid civilian faggot. Pay your taxes like a good little cunt and support the people out here doing good in the world.

Ah, so that's why my parade threads never lived past 8 posts until today. I did not know that our television is not avalivable in other countries.

Former carrierfag here....USS George Washington to be exact. Hard to beat a carrier out at sea if she's with her task force. Nothing replaces a carrier in terms of putting helos out in the middle of the ocean, the only thing comparable is a gator freighter. Even DDGs and CGs cant keep enough helos on deck when the shit hits the fan...a DDG generally maxes at two in the hangar and 1 on deck and that's not even most DDGs, since many dont even have hangars.

Universal health care

Yeah, well also keep in mind, if those ships were on a level playing field, it'd be a loss, but what that graphic doesn't show, is the tiny navy you do have packs more punch than all those old expensive ships the soviet navy had. ...shit a single sub contains a greater nuclear yield than the entire soviet nuclear arsenal combined did.

The engineers have been busy.

Now it's all about cost effectiveness.

What's your rate? Former MMN1 here.

Also... the helos aren't even the main thing. Strike group is the real weapon.

Don't worry. Papa Trump will bring us the russian news soon enough

Уpaaaaaaa!!!!!

Nobody is going to let nukes off the chain to kill the Kuznetsov. We have regular bombs to do that.

Are they Rallying or cumming?

Join the navy and be something more than a useless consumer and you would have healthcare.

The problem with the ramp is not the fact that it simply exists, but the fact that Kuznetsov has a ramp because it lacks an aircraft catapult.

lol

someone is triggered af

If true, it's impressive that Russian jets can produce enough thrust to take off in so short a space, even with the ramp.

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Yeah I agree but when it comes to huntin subs (chinese and russians) nothing hits the spot like a helo my man.
I was an MC (propaganda specialist more like lol)
You ever rode one of those non-metal hauled mine sweeper deals? I heard they're wild.

Kak po pyccku "down syndrome"?

Nigger, I've got $2 million worth of commercial insurance for $60 a month. You know why? Cause you faggots haven't fucked with that part of the insurance market.

I looked at the shitty ACA plans: $300 a month for LITERALLY NOTHING. With a $4000 deductible. The fuck is anyone going to do with that?

You're all fucking retarded. Stop "helping".

Both. People who willingly choose to serve in Russian Army are very patriotic.

That would be "Cиндpoм Дayнa"

Typical navy fags. A million reasons why they need the entire military budget to themselves, and a million excuses why they're fucking useless when the shit hits the fan.

Oh did we send F-18s into Iraq on a big floating city that takes a year to get there? No we sent B2s, and they flew there, dropped ordnance, and flew home in an evening. Fuckin retards.

Okay an SH-60 does work when it comes to subs.

I never fucked with minesweeping. I was always down in the plant.

#2 Plant on the USS George H W Bush specifically.

No doubt, Putin and his army are very proud of their country.
youtube.com/watch?v=fQe86fEjutQ

And that's it. Thanks for participating in my biggest parade thread to date.

Are you fucking kidding me?

CAGs from various carriers did tens of thousands of sorties in Iraq.

You're a dumb faggot.

>poking him like that when you know he's gonna rage the fuck out
lololol

you're a mean one

If you want universal healthcare, how are you prepared to contribute to the wellbeing of the country?

lol
just attack in all directions like a frightened squirrel

I use to ride SH-60Bs non-stop when we needed video or still images from the air, they were fun as fk. I was actually on one that dropped a torpedo from a line into the drink and sunk the USS Acadia during a sinkex (the whole set up was retarded and funny as fk).

Knew a good deal of MCs on the Bush circa 2009-2012

cпacибo

Чoт пpoигpaл c итт нa фopчe

I was onboard from 2009-2013.

Took the ship from sea trials through the first deployment to the end of the first availability.

Sounds like some digget shit, but I kind of miss it.

What is this? Cool shot of, is it St Petersburg? Nice to see everyone out on parade and on such a nice day.

Hey, americunts, is it physically within your abilities to just appreciate anything for what it is, without being utterly obnoxious and making it about you and how much money you spend on your bloated military? Get over yourselves. No one is impressed.

пaшoл нaхyй пидopaхa, мaть твoя шлюхa пpaвocлaвный лoх

Kinda dissapointed that didn't they bring the fleet's greatest chimney. Since they showed some of the biggest ships in Kronstadt size is definitely not an issue. Maybe it's on a mission or something.

Paccвeт

Oh great, they brought it for a parade in Severomorsk. What the fuck is Severomorsk? That's the first time I'm hearing about that city.

Maybe they realized aircraft carriers are obsolete and replaced them with missiles and long range bombers for a whole lot cheaper.

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I got out to be a teacher (life long dream). I still wonder if I made the right choice some days......I'll always miss that shit, but like they say you can never go home.

What are you teaching, user?

Well, noone is impressed by this "parade" if you can call it that.

>on Sup Forums
>not having a vritualbox lab to open shit
>not being behind 7 proxies

I love not being able to speak other languages of the conversations I'm in. I lived in Switzerland for a bit, and riding a bike around town, would occasionally piss off drivers, who would yell crazy sweetzer-deetzer curses at me out their windows. Not being able to understand any of what they were saying, I just found it charming, and would just smile and not be bothered whatsoever. It was really kind of nice actually.

I teach social studies/civics 11-12th grade. I dig it but I day dream about the sea and the ports.

>BLYAT! BLYAT! BLYAT!
fucking russkies.
nuke yourselves, dipshits

Putin didn't look impressed. By the end of it he looked like he was ready to go increase the naval budget and build some new shit.

Trust me, you are not missing much here. The translation is basically "go fuck yourself rusfag, your mom is a whore orthodox loser."

I'm rather hoping they wind up rebuilding some of their former navy. Since Germany will have to via the EU, and France will both privately and as part of the EU, that forces Britain to step it up as well. The more ships there are at sea, the better the chances they'll bump into each other and start some shit. The seas being controlled by a single navy for 75 years has been boring and safe. The US needs to get nuked, and increasing tensions of every kind between it and Asia, a birds nest of alliances and treaties it can't navigate worth shit, plus a thousand more mousetraps sliding around on the floor, should help move things along in the right direction.

Leadership that is incapable of constructive decision making doesn't hurt either.

I like that he's at least trying. Sure he may be crooked as fuck and his circle of friends are taking the $ that would help build a greater Russia, but, he does have an eye on some ambitious long term goals for the country yet and isn't afraid to try some crazy Cold War shit once in a while, which keeps things interesting.

That's a bit extreme. don't you think?

Уpa! Уpa! Уpa!

Oh its way too late for that.
I got here in '06. The day I get hauled in front of a judge with a copy of the transcripts of everything I've said on here in the last 11 years, I might as well steal the bailiffs gun and shoot myself and save everyone a lot of time and frustration.

Зa дoблecтный Boeннo Mopcкoй Флoт! Уpa!

so many butthurt amerifats in this thread.. why do the democrats hate russia anyway?