How do I make my penis bigger?

how do I make my penis bigger?

I'm about 6 inches length and 5.75 girth

Ive got no issues here fam.

I have a 15" dick .... and no brain.

b/ when virgins talk about the benis they would like to have.

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bump

lol nice chode faggot

its not about dick size you fucking plebs, its all about how good you can eat dat ass i mean really eat the whole ass you feel me?

>9 perfect
>forgot to erase the actual real opinion data below

Kek. my dick is fine OP

23/f

i've never had a dick longer than 7 inches. the 5.5 was alright, 6 inches did perfectly.

girls want to be pleasured orally and digitally regardless of dick size just like men want blowjobs

>how do I make my penis bigger?
you don't.
live with it, everything else has just long-term issues written all over it.
The Kamasutra states that there are basically 3 sizes of cunts and dicks;
the size of the hare (rabbit)
the size of the deer
the size of the elephant
it further states that you've to find one that matches with your "size class" for both to be sexually fulfilled.
everything else is just bullshit.

4incher.
Send help.
Girls laugh.

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I'd fuk u with this 7 inch dick

learn to eat ass
stop fucking 12 year olds

Have you seen the sizes of dildos women are ramming up themselves? We're way passed worrying about dick size.

my last gf didn't like either of those first two things

Dick size does make a difference but only so far in that guys with smaller dicks know more about that stuff you posted. Bigger dicks just want to go at it.

>Have you seen the sizes of dildos women are ramming up themselves? We're way passed worrying about dick size.

this!
/thread

>satisfying woman
buy her a yacht, goddamn
it'll sexually satisfy her even if you don't have a dick
because fuck women for lying about their true desires

>in porn

such a representative and realistic point you've made

I have eaten ass before but I can't impress them with my ass eating technique if on the second date they try to go down town on me only to discover a roll of pennies.
Even if I say no I'll do you first by that point they're just like lol nope later guy.

You find yourself a better chart, OP. This may sound crazy, but maybe one authored by someone with a vagina... Noob.

>random girls on webcams
>not porn

Drink more water, chill on the cholesterol, have more fiber, stop with the excess sugar, eat fruits, go out for walks

Tl;Dr be healthy. The water and walks are critical. Most North American men can't get the erections they have the potential for cause they don't have good blood flow, too much cholesterol and do not drink enough water!

Your technique sucks then. Women want champs a lot more then they want big ol dicks. Theyre all...intimate and stuff

>yfw the human hand is roughly 4 inches wide
>yfw her 9" dildo only actually goes in just 5"

just go with it and let them suck your tiny benis who gives a fuck

I got big dick, puny ass white boi

>When the troll is too obvious.

>according to some guy on b. Who is currently developing universal laws based on his life experience on the computer

ITT: lies

Stop buying into this bullshit "size matters" Women do not get pleasure from vaginal intercourse.

>taking anything on Sup Forums seriously

ishiggydiggydo

My technique is phenomenal it just rarely gets to that point.
They don't want to suck the tiny benis.

They're all obvious I'm just not always awake. You should turn this into a useful thread

Don't worry about it, you have a tongue right? Also this chart is bullshit, notch it down by one and that's way more accurate, this was probably made by a roasty.

lololololololol

this fuken guy

yes they do they dont give a fuck they just want the d

Digitally?

Face it white boy. Girls want to feel filled the fuck up and the only way for that to happen is with a fat nigger cock or a giant dildo. Enjoy living in that false reality where your tiny cracker dick will ever be enough.

No. no Im sure it isn't.

I bet gene simmons could have been born a unic and he would have got laid all the time. you can always do better

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You're assuming allot and wrong about everything. Why are you shilling this so hard? Your presence here almost makes this a legitimate issue instead of a shitpost on Sup Forums.

>enjoy having a bunch of cute sounds whimpering sex

okay!

Okay. Fucking enlighten me oh so wise one on how one improves technique to the point girls will sleep with them without being able to get girls to sleep with him?

KEK! But seriously, what digitally means sending fuck pics right? Or are we talking vibrators? WTF DO YOU MEAN FEMANON?!

i think she was talking about fingers lol

>we are ganging up on your one post in order to call YOU a shill

oh you

Woman here, my bf is a bit over 5 inches length and I'm very satisfied so don't believe this bullshit.
inb4 tits or gtfo

I'm just trying to help.

Fuck pics meant to read dick pics oc...

5.5" is the average length

5.5" is the average length

5.5" is the average length

> when your chart lists "ideal" penis circumference as equivalent to getting double fisted

No one wants average.

Digitally means digits as in fingers? Well I'll be damned. Looks like I'm the village idiot here in Sup Forums today huh

What if you're way under average?

Find girls around guys that have no game, since you do have game.

not rocket surgery

then youll have to buy her things to get her to look past your tiny benis

What if limited income?

Get a bathmate, shit actually works.

then you bettter get some credit cards son

>Befriend autists.
>Hang out with autists in public.
>Meet women.
>Look good in comparison to the autists.
>Fornicate with women.
This really works?

wear 30 condoms when you fuck her.

Income doesn't matter as long as you have one and are responsible. They don't want a level of income, just someone who is able to maintain it.

Be the most responsible guy at the party. It isn't hard

Lmao. Don't think that would work. Might cut off blood flow.

>guys that have no game must be autistic

You're trying really hard with this thread arencha

top shill

This. Just be careful with it, don't over use it, and you will see results in time.

Autists have no game therefore a flock of autists would be easier to locate than to ask various normie individuals whether or not they posses game prior to befriending them.

thats correct. been with a girl who had way to small vagina for my girth. we tried lube couldnt get it in and it was a one night stand.. she partially agreed on anal cus a butthole can stretch to infinity. she did cry not gonna lie and i felt sorry kinda.

my nigga, i eat ass like an ant eater

Most girls IRL which most of you fat fags have no clue about use pretty fucking small dildos

>satisfying a woman
>bigger is better
Listen now. If you are a man your primary concern should be getting her lips down the the very base of your shaft. Better yet, pushing the hidden inch in. Better yet, licking your balls at the same time. Better yet, getting the extra inch and your nutters in her gob at the same time. Fuck do you care what she gets?
By all means, get her off if you can, but don't fret about it if you can't. It is a race, you've only got one life so you want to enjoy yourself as much as you can. If she can't deal with it I've got 2 words for you; Hitachi magic-wand. This devise is the pinnacle of female pleasure. Let her pick out a dildo to pair it with and shes all set. Get some handcuffs for her if she wants you to do it.

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No it means shoving a calculator in there. The new hot thing

Absolute faggotry.
Meh. I'm 8.3. It's a fuck on most of the time because everytime I get into a relationship with a girl. I've got to spend about 10 minutes the first few times slowly working in it. Otherwise it's just pointless.

amen

Hahahahahahaha

Specifically a TI-Inspire be prepared to shell out some dough

>yfw you're average
>yfw gf has hare size vagina
>yfw gf feels really thight all the time, can barely take the whole penis inside and begs you to insert it slowly because too big

Keep enjoying your cows, you cucks.

Was engaged to this tiny girl that had been raped to oblivion. First off, her bag was friggin tiiiiiight, like smaller than anything I'd ever felt. Second, she'd been torn multiple times in the past. I'm nothing to write home about, but even my dick was painful for her. Any form of dick/vag intercourse was basically all about me. Had to use other things to get her off.

So even if you got a tiny dick, don't give up hope. There's someone out there for you. But she's probably a rape victim so no sudden moves, feel me?

>5 x 3.75

am i not going to make it brehs

do you even know what circumference means

>gf feels really tight all the time, can barely take the whole penis inside and begs you to insert it slowly because too big
> begs you to insert it slowly because too big
> begs you to insert it slowly because too big

if that ain't a sign that you two together won't fly on the long-term ....
...Kamasutra's right about this

Blood is for pussies, we don't need it.

>tfw 7inch dick
>been with 8 women
>none whores
>every single one had to take their time easing me into them
>2/7 gave up if I started going any faster than a couple strokes a second

How tf am I supposed to have 6 1/2 inches circumference when my dick is 6 1/2 inches.
That's literally impossible

I have a full roll of toilet paper here. Its circumference is exactly 6.5 inches, and I can tessellate my adult male fists within its cross-section. You're a fucking mongoloid.

>inb4 tiny hands
from palm to fingertip my hand is 19 centimeters. Yeah centimeters, because this isn't the fucking dark ages

Wait, you're calling OP a faggot or me?

It's all about that power-chode, mate.

i'm game

and some dudes dont like blowjobs. everyone's different but for the most part happy sex includes more than just PIV
with digits. like. fingers. she's gonna want you to fingerbang her.