Hey user, I heard you're into film. What's your favorite movie?

>Hey user, I heard you're into film. What's your favorite movie?

How do you respond?

I wanna suck your cock.

y-you too. your a big guy HONKA HONKA

y-you first

i dno man. so many great ones to choose from. i would have to say something like the hunt or leviathan

I could easily look like that but fuck it, i love eating garbage.

>I don't have a favorite one

YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT, NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

uh, Avengers b-brah

..and you?

The Godfather

I'd respond "I dont watch movies, I watch film."
then smirk as his braincell tried to compute the information then fail.

*steps out of shadows*

H-have you ever heard of "The Fire Rises" starring CIA?

HA! Yea user, you're a big guy!

>Proceeds to suck Chad's dick while we make Baneposting eferences

In a perfect world boys, in a perfect world...

>Turn around and see he's clearly a fellow alpha male who loves to bang chicks.
>Reply Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.
>He smiles and gives me a knowing nod.
>We bump fists and have lunch together to discuss the finer points of capekino as well as trade workout tips.
DC Master Race

Naked Gun

UHF

Was chad bachelorkino? he was the most alpha

Terminator 2

T-they shoot horses dont they

>considering movies are dozens of genres and sub-genres then to proclaim you have a favorite movie is a clear indication that you are mentally deficient.
>Now were you to ask me what my favorite movie is from a given genre then I may have a chance of answering your child like question. Let me guess, yours is "Top Gun"?

You heard wrong, I'm only here for the memes

Solid pick, Senpai. Watched it for the first time the other day and thoroughly enjoyed it.

Magic mike

He didn't say anything about Sup Forums, dickhead.

Inside Llewyn Davis my man what's yours?

Hey, if it's not meme related I don't leave the house. If he shows up at my house I'd probably say "who are you, and why are you in my house?"

never back down
Thadland
fast and furious
etc

bruh movies are pretty gay u trying to fuck me or what bruh

That's a pretty sad, dull life Desu.

At least you have your memes I guess.

O' Brother, Where art Thou?.
How about you?

The memes are all that keeps me going. I frankly don't enjoy most things.

Full Metal Jacket

inb4 second half

LOTR

What a stupid thread

>Needing workout tips in the age of the internet

>Are you implying that films and movies are the same thing? Get out of my face you fucking pleb trash.

Barry lyndon

>Not understanding the social bonding dynamic between men.
This is how I know you're a fat, friendless NEET, user.

>I could easily look like that
Whatever makes you sleep at night, I guess.

>I could easily look like that
>easily
>EASILY

God damn i love Rose.
Can't wait for new iZombie

Found the morbidly obese retards

Same she carried entire the show in my eyes

Found the guy who thinks he looks like OP's pic.
It takes diet and exercise to maintain a body like that and is by no means 'easy' you cuck

Fantastic Mr Fox.

It's not necessarily my favourite, but it's the answer I always give.

What said. Now go stuff your face with Chips Ahoy.

I don't watch films, I watch kino