Hello Sup Forumsrothers
I am planning on killing myself, not only because I’ve had a shitty life or any other sob story reason, but because I simply want to have my revenge and my death will do just that..long story.
My dilemma is that I didn’t plan on killing myself until recently and I’ve been working and saving money for a while now and it feels like it would be a waste if I didn’t spent them before going out like a champ! I have a little over 12000$ and I need advice on how to use them within 3 months’ time. Before the targets of my revenge comes back. Spending my hard earned money on hookers and drugs would kind of be a waste as I already have access to those without the need of the money. I want to do something that maybe would want me to reconsider and keep on living or something grander, granted it’s not a lot of money, but it’s enough to do something great before leaving this world.
Also what’s the best way to kill myself? My rotten corpse will eventually be found and scares will be left
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Holy shit ok op
First buy a gun ok?
Then go create chaos
Do it for the luls like carry German fag
Just do the most death defying shit you can, and die in the process.
if you're just gonna die anyway, walk into a casino and bet it on red
Send me 2k on PayPal
I dont want to make a show out of it to the world and look like ''that idiot that died doing something stupid''
My body will be found by certain individuals upon their arrival and they will be traumatized etc.
Very stale and chances are im gonna loose everything. I rather spend the money on actualy things over 3months and then die broke. But I dont know what I could spend them on? Ive considered buying a gun and killing all the people i hate before i kil myself. but even that sounds wastefull.
No! go work
Fine, 1k.
Ill never understand you suicidal fucks, how can I die with no pain?
Endure it, it wont last long, and the intended goal will be reached, wont it? Fucking pussies.
Pain is not the issue. I want it to look scary and disgusting. Gun to head is overused, overdose overused, hanging is like the new smoking. I want it to look grand, i want my dead corpse to be smiling as if giving one last finger
you can fill the room with helium before they get there and then you keep them in the room it causes a completely painless death and you can take them with you if you hate them they wont even notice
>Buy a vr headset
>Get porn games
Enjoy last days
Why not have a peaceful air balloon ride?
Tehy're pretty cool alone
ok so here is what you do, either way you will get your wish
go out and start spending your money on stunts, go sky diving, learn to tight rope walk and do it in public for charity, go out and fuck hookers without a condom
doo all kinds of dangerous shit since you don't care about life anymore, do it until you have a life you enjoy because you are famous and do cool shit, or you die in the process, either way, win/win
He wants revenge on someone
Buy a guitarr and a mic and some heroin.
YEEES
Exactly the type of advice i neede.
Thank you sir, you win!
Why dont you spend it on building materials like concrete and steele. Build something big thats not worth the demolition. So you got your own monument that will be there long after your gone
>This is the second thing I've won in my life
I may have ended your life but you've helped mine
>get envelope
>enclose $50 note and letter reading "Sorry about the trauma, here's fiddy bucks"
>duct tape to self
>hang self in forest
>Hang self in forest
put vaseline on your teeth then glue your hands to your head and hang yourself with fishing wire that way when they walk in and find you you'll be holding your chopped off head while smiling
How about... You stop being a faggot?
Dedicate your now useless life to help people or society or whatnot.
Dont run away like a stupid spoiled cunt.
Read Marcus Aurelius.
Fucking waste
and wtf have you done with your life then hotshot?
Not trying to fucking kill myself because i am to fucking stupid to live...Every damn monkey will try to survive.
If you really feel useless, cant enjoy live etc...then go fuck yourself, at least try to be helpful to other people
>wtf have you done with your life
Doesn't say
Nothing special, and you know why? Because the fucking universe does not revolve around me, and it doesnt for neither of us.
Try smiling, try being nice, stop thinking about yourself only, how about that? Spoiled snowflake bitches everywhere, start living and stop bitching
Stream it or never happened
Stream it
bump
Stream your death
Die in a bathtub
>Swell & Smell
Share your money, at least someone else can be made happy if you cant
And maybe, seeing other peoples hardwarming smily reminds you why your here in the first place
If you cant be happy yourself, why dont make other people happy who can be?
Fag
Maybe its not a bad idea to let someone use the money for your funeral or something
Not gonna care about your richness. If youvwanna kill yourself there's no ned for you to worry about your dead body. This is why suicide takes courage. People who whine about suicide and bitching about how they want to "look good" after death are just pussies who don't have what it takes to commit suicide so they try their hardest to find excuses and reasons. So, fuck off. Kill yourself in the freezer then.
Pff, hard, life is hard, ending your life because you are some degenerete cunt with special feelz is just running and the most pussified way you could choose... Fags
if you win another 1k then use it to hire a hobo as a valet who follows you around and holds your coat while you're not wearing it and supplies handkerchiefs and whatnot for a wage of $50/day.
Mhmm..I'm sure you are the bravest emotionally and "P-z-cali". Here, have a (You).
Faggots like you are the true cowards who don't have balls to end your fucking pathetic life so you come on sites such as Sup Forums etc calling others as "coward" for they did something you can't. Go cry to sleep thinking about your future, "tough guy".
No i am not. I am like the most average guy around... And still I am braver then any fag who commits suicide, because of his oh so hard feelings that no one can understand bla bla.... No, you are not special, no the feelings you have are not special and yes, it can be solved you whiny cunt...
Like i said before, start living, try to live as a men : laugh, enjoy, help and contribute in any way, because that is what we are here for. If you dont get that, you should start to grow up, damn fucking snowflake. Life is awesome, and you will be dead soon enough
Start a bum army and revolt
go to school
they say the best form of revenge is success
it may be harder and take longer for the satisfaction, but for your enemies to watch you succeed while they stagnate and fail is the best feeling in the world
He's aiming for a successful ending of life.
Much like this guy. Not 100% like that guy. But somewhat. en.wikipedia.org
"Regarding his views on suicide, Nödtveidt said "The Satanist decides of his own life and death and prefers to go out with a smile on his lips when he has reached his peak in life, when he has accomplished everything, and aim to transcend this earthly existence. But it is completely un-satanic to end one's own life because one is sad or miserable. The Satanist dies strong, not by age, disease or depression, and he chooses death before dishonor! Death is the orgasm of life! So live life accordingly, as intense as possible!""
OP If you're killing yourself for attention, no matter what kind of attention, then you are doing it wrong. That is not an hero.
As you will be dead, trying to leave behind a painting of your interpretation of your death is nonsensical.
Death, without artifice, is already pretty grim.
People either didnt read or i wasnt clear enough.
I am not after sympathy or someone to tell me to live. I am after the best possible grotesque suicide. Not because I ''oh im so sad and nobody understands me'' I infact have a decent life and pretty happy too. I am after revenge, whats done to me was worse than death and I hold certain secrets and other knowledge of importance which i want to die with me, when the targets of my revenge returns from their happy vacation and sees my rotting corpse i want them to regret every action they ever made.
I was originally planning on breaking into their house and hanging myself on their living room ceiling for maximum impact. But im also looking for better ideas.
I have allready made my peace with dying, i welcome it and i actualy look forward to see what happends after death. My death wont have a huge impact on the world, none at all, it will only bring trauma to those elitist fucks who derserve it.
What i wanted from Sup Forums was actualy money spending advice for a dead man walking.
Im buying VR gear to live out certain fantasys before dying, but there is still some money left over. Im seriously considering the Bum Valet idea. That sounds fucking awesome.
>Not getting his point at all
>edgy cool memes
Start working at your local Homeless Shelter.
Donate all your money to random or chosen charities.
Start living at Homeless Shelter
>Living
Yeah, sounds cool and mysterious....
Let me guess fag, girlfriend broke up with you/cheated on you blabla
Mama/Daddy was mean to you / Bad childhood whatever
Stop being a faggot, revenge gives you nothing, only bad Karma....forgive them, and if you then want kill yourself, then do it. Otherwise it's childish nonesense
Wow that was a spiral of cringe
I'll be blunt
You are killing yourself for attention.
You are evaluating your own suicide over others and using that as a justification.
>I am after revenge
What a grand purpose you have.
Wake up
There's no big picture to death.
Death is the End.
If you're still thinking about the life there will be after your death, then you're not ready to die.
You're going to pussy out of it 100%
Get fucking real
And get back to living
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>Yeah, sounds cool and mysterious....
>Let me guess fag, girlfriend broke up with you/cheated on you blabla
>Mama/Daddy was mean to you / Bad childhood whatever
>Stop being a faggot, revenge gives you nothing, only bad Karma....forgive them, and if you then want kill yourself, then do it. Otherwise it's childish nonesense
>Bad karma
Niggah he'll be dead
Suicidal fetish.
You don't plan out suicide.
You don't make it a cute date between you and the people at home watching.
If you really reached that end, you would already be hanging yourself.
Giving yourself a time limit is literally begging to be forced out of it.
You're an attention whore with a suicide fetish. Deal with it.
Nigga please..
I have only ever been in one relationship and it was the worse thing ever. I've been fucking loose 18-25 year olds ever since. Sexuality is the least of my worrys. Childhood was bad, jumped from orphanage to orphanage, but i never made that a reason. Being an orphan was actualy pretty sweet, you have no idea how easy it was to fuck the girls at the orphanage. Shit was cash.
What i want is revenge for my best bro, he was a good dude, he didn't deserve what he got. He was paralyzed from waist down because certain rich kid decided it was his right to stab someone, bro is now dead tho. Kid was traumatized, but never fully recovered. He recently got out of the nut house and still cant handle the sight of blood or large knifes. I want my suicide to lead to his suicide.
Bro gave me access to all his wealth before he died(boat, medium size house and a old car) and i dont want his greedy selfish family to get their hands on it per his request. Upon my death the bros wealth goes to charity, also per his request.