I ate a banana with "deadly moko bacteria"

I ate a banana with "deadly moko bacteria"
But I can't find out if it's deadly to the bananas or me.
What do?
I've been awake for 30 hours so I can't trust any effects my body might show or tell me.

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Fork over the $80 for a doctor visit you faggot

the center is not brown, it's red and crispy.

I'm in Norway so it would be $17

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duckduckgo said it's not any permanent danger. But I might become psychosomatic.
looks like I'm going to get high!

Ahahahahahaaha your fucked

"It is not harmful to eat fruit from infected plants"
source: jamaican government
moa.gov.j m/PlantHealth/data/Moko_disease_banana_plantain.pdf

Go to sleep now, goodnight sweet prince

lol get rekt faggot

I just asked my dad who's a doctor and showed him the picture, apparently you get some sort of high and 10 min later you die of a hearth attack.

OP here:
fuck, my vacation ends today. Would be a shame if I had to stay home for 3 more weeks.

Now I must know
Is it tasty?

its just bad for the fruit not you. im pretty sure

I didn't notice before I had two bites left and the banana was in a wrong color.

OP here:
Looks like I might get a little bit ill, but the feeling of illness might be psychosomatic. If I die I'll let you know.

Hearth attack?
What am I, a fireplace?

Wow there are more threads on b in my field than on sci. OP, there are some cases of zoonotic pathogens. If you ingested a ton, there is a chance that you get a mutant strain also virulent in humans. Very very very unlikely but if you want to be safe flush system with LOTs of probiotics, like drink a ton of yogurt and take probiotic medicine.

>I've been awake for 30 hours so I can't trust any effects my body might show or tell me.

incubation period is surely days/weeks

you won't know anything until like august 10th at least

>toxic bacteria
>take probiotics
>pro-biotics
>promotes bacterial growth

Nigga, are you high? You take anti-biotics to stop bacterial infections. You take probiotics at about the same time or later to promote healthy digestive function.

If your Native American it's free

>psychosomatic
>get high

those are two very different things, dude.

A fireplace attacks you. This is serious.

>implying you can trust the Jamaican government
>implying you can trust any government

Sweet dreams my prince.

as I said I've been awake for over 30 hours.
I don't have (or take for that matter) anti- or, probiotics.

'It is not harmful to eat fruit from infected plants'.

>moa.gov.j m/PlantHealth/data/Moko_disease_banana_plantain.pdf

according to that pdf the fruit is safe to eat.

I*M GOING TO LIVE! The last hour has been a roller coaster of apathy.

>gov.jm
>Trusting a website
Pick one.

trust#1

I just googled deadly moko bacteria.
It's only deadly to banana plants.

Taking the bait this easily. Get out of your house, summer gonna be over real soon and you can go back to work.

They promote the bacterial growth of the bacteria that live in symbiosis with us, fighting off other bacteria.

it's raining AF outside. I'm going to stay in and watch Varg videos.