What would you do if you woke up as a 23 year old Victoria Secret model tomorrow, Sup Forums?

What would you do if you woke up as a 23 year old Victoria Secret model tomorrow, Sup Forums?

dismantle the patriarchy through sexual manipulation of power figures

Get blacked.

why did she do it?

checkkked

Buy a bunch of toys and fuck myself stupid.

fuck myself

Knock her up, feed her fast food. Do everything to destroy her beautiful body, and then dump her.

>Find myself
>Have sex

give it a call to ellen page, michele rodrigues and cara delevigne

I bet you failed all your tests in middle school.

1 millon dollar

Fuck every celebrity i could. Guys and girls. As many times. Day as possible.

You already do that now, user

finesse and kawal a lot of horny men.

Yeah but I could get way hotter dudes than I do now.

no, I just like destroying beautiful things.

I literally destroy my ass with the big dildo I could find, and nobody can stop me!

who's that?

Invite more VS models for a coke-fuelled orgy with bisexual niggers

Call Peter north, get fucked hard.

Get purpled.

Barbara Palvin

>not reading the directions

play computer games and browse Sup Forums

maybe fap a few times

underrated post

why did she do it though?

Do what?

Not eat breakfast, smoke a few cigs. And then transfer all the money over to an account with my real name on it.

sliding

go to fashion shoots

Post nudes on Sup Forums

R u dum?

I'd probably go to work. Post on IG, SC, and twitter. Whatever they do. GO to a party at night and be a pretty face. Maybe be like Karlie Kloss and kind of do something productive (Bill Nye Saves the World).

Why do you do this? Seriously, how has the noose not tempted you with its siren song for this long?

feces

Sit on a fire hydrant

which explains why you don't read the fucking manual

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Kek

Good thinking though.

Be happy to save money and time with the surgeries. Maybe get a light salad. Check out my new closet

cocaine, most likely