Can someone honestly tell me the appeal of alcohol? It tastes like crap, makes you gag...

Can someone honestly tell me the appeal of alcohol? It tastes like crap, makes you gag, the only plus side is the way it makes you feel, but you need to drink plenty to feel it, whereas you can just smoke a tiny cone of weed and get a much better sensation....

Because unlike weed you don't get depressed as easily or as deep it just obliterates all feels, as for the taste stop being a little bitch

>makes you gag
Fuck, you gay nigga?

and it's not illegal or as expensive

I think its magic is mostly how it acts as social lubricant - even if you're not feeling particularly drunk, interacting with people becomes a bit easier, inhibitions are lowered slightly and you laugh more
Of course if you're not drinking socially then it's probably either cause you like the taste or are using it to numb the problems you may have

Or you like shit to get crazy

that too

Fuck that, Cheap vodka and all the bud light you can drink for me

got hammered last night, still drunk from it today
>AMA

three words: beer

What kind of retarded shit has Sup Forums done on booze?

>all the bud light you can drink for me
t. faggot

idk, i cant remember

Threatened people with knives multiple times and fell onto my space marine army

Stop saying "you" when you mean "me" you 14 year old faggot.

If it tastes like crap or makes you gag you're drinking the wrong shit pal.

Why you such a faggot?
And what did you drink?

We don't drink because we want to, we drink because we have to.

wandered outside in the middle of a thunderstorm late at night and naked, laid down in the mud and masturbated while staring straight up
Would recommend

Worst I've ever done is either vomit everywhere but the toilet at a mate's house or vomit on a mate's phone.

I vomit a lot.

admiral nelson black patch was on clearance this weekend. cleared a handle last night..

how come atheist can't define atheism?

Me too bro, i can vomit in a beer can without spilling.

Git gud

Not much personally really, walked into a lamp on the way home once, had a mark on my forehead for several weeks.
Housemate last year disappeared on the way home and nobody realised till we got there. Turned up at 5am with a big cut on his forehead and a load of blood on him. Turns out he fell and landed on a kerb face first then got lost and wandered around for ages before getting home

Atheism is the lack of belief in a god or other supernatural,higher power, aka "Absence of theism"

Pffff lightweight

>2 bottles of vodka and rhum latter
>Wakeup in school gymnasium
>half-naked
>2 other guys
>Ohfuck.jpeg
>soaking wet
>realise you started a 2pm the day before in some caves
>Arson in caves
>Weird Satanic ritual dancing around fire
>Vandalism and a shitload of other shit
>Blackout
>Same again next week lads?

Tried to execute a Five Star Frog Splash from a poolside fence into a swimming pool. Lost my balance and took out a barbeque grill.

OH BOY HERE I GO SHITPOSTING AGAIN

Be me
Pro tip don't drink and smoke
Problem solved

Alcohol sucks. I havent drank a sip of alcohol and im doing great in life compared to my peers who are retards now. People on Sup Forums will try to justify themselves drinking it and try to hide that fact that its a horrible thing to do. Dont be retarded OP!

Also, downed a dirty "pint" from a saucepan. Can't remember it, but a housemate found me passed out over the toilet, so he put me o bed. Then threw up agressively on the bed and went back to sleep. He checked on me later, saw that and put me in his bed instead and slept on the sofa. Fuckin love the guy. That was an absolute disgrace to clean up while hungover

not everyone has the weed option

>drug testing at jobs
>illegal in most states

t. underage b&

If I tried to vomit in a beer can it would overflow anyway.

how come this guy always gets triggered because atheist can't define atheism?

I don't need to justify myself , I admit I'm a raging sociopathic drunk, and I like it that way

Amazing

See

He gay yo.

how come niggers can't define atheism?

I snorted vodka, and a load of other shit I don't really remember, but woke up in a field a 4am

how come dindus cant define nuffin?

Did it hurt? I snorted vodka out of my mate's belly button once and my left eye was bloodshot as fuck for a couple of days

how come kebab is not remove yet?

"tastes like crap" "makes you gag"
...you 12 years old?

I drew a comic book on the walls of my house.

>someone has a gag reflex to literal poision

>Sup Forums calls him pussy


this is why you will forever stay as a fat white neckbeard for the rest of your life anons

>everyone but Op.
>me included

Yeah I snorted a cap, it stings like fuck for about 10 mins then you've got a real clear nose, I had a blocked nose at the time and it did the trick pretty good

He's from 2010.

shit, maybe I did it too vigorously, I got an immediate and very sharp pain that faded slowly over a couple of hours

Trick is to not let it all go, controlled flow.

Uhhh, weed does not make you depressed.

Pornstar martini, try one next time you're out. Sweet, shit ton of vitamin c, and it's got booze.
PRO TIP;
If you feel like less of a man for ordering a cocktail, then grab a hold of your dick every once in a while, just to let yourself know it's still there. For best results, do around single ladies.

What if is said I don't drink alcohol because I know how bad it is for you.

What if I told you I'm not a little social bitch and don't need drugs to talk to human beings. I swear to god people nowadays are the largest pussies.

...

Does if you smoke the amounts I used to smoke

What if I told you you are a faggot and you've probably got liver cancer anyway

t. tumblr

I smoke weed everyday. But on the days I don't smoke I still have the confidence to talk.

Why are theists such faggots?

How much every day?

Gotta find your perfect drink I like run and coke sometimes I drink real sweet drinks though like twisted tea. You're not the only picky alcohol drinker though most of the time I'll warm up with my preferable drink then I can smash any nasty cheap shit that the party is on.

OP here, I see I'm dealing with an educated gentleman, live a long life my friend

>next time you're out

That's a Damn fine cup of troll!

how come atheists love arguing with faggots?

same blessings to you, best of luck

...

how come these degenerates suck so much dick instead of praising the Lord?

You ever got too high? Its a fucking drug like every other drug and has side effects like every other drug

Why would we bend the knee to a 2000 year old fairy tale when we can stand on our own 2 feet? like the mortal men we are?

because you could suck all the dick you want under the Lords command. how come atheists can't define gay?

1. God loves us unconditionally.
2. Because God loves us, he wants to ensure the survival of our species until the end of the universe, or near it.
3. Suffering exists
4. Suffering is necessary to make the precise meme patterns that emanate through humanity leading to the chain of events that ensure the survival of our species til the end of time.
5. God creates suffering in order for this to happen.

QED God is a utilitarian.

God's a cunt for making me suffer, where's an ICBM when you need one?

>can you tell me the appeal of alcohol
>how it makes you feel

Are you sure you're not drunk?

God is a spook made up by primitive ooga boogas to justify things they couldn't explain at that time

confirmed god invented meme culture

>be me
>drunk as a skunk
>just watched training day for the first time
>out on the town walking down a street at night
>wanted to recreate the scene "king kong got nothing on me"
>throw my cup on the ground and shout "fuck donkey kong"

Probably at least a gram

>alcohol sucks
>i havent drank a sip of alcohol
Cmon dude, youre making yourself seem retarded

A gram daily? Jesus man, I've never been that bad, sounds expensive too, I seriously suggest you tone it down a bit, take a break at least, I'm going on a 2 month break now myself!

Psst ...its to allow you to act the fool while you slap that chick on her fat ass...and maybe she'll be drinking also and in on the joke and go off to a room with you....

Listen to this man kids

Alcohol is an depressant and is bad for your health, there is no good reason to drink it.

gl when she screams rape later.
>b-but we w-were d-drunk!!

Cocaine acts better as "social lubricant"

Alcohol is shit in every way. Only people who will tell you otherwise are alcoholics themselves, and law abiding citizens that are too pussy to try anything past alcohol

> Illegal
You're a little bitch
> Expensive
It's cheap as fuck
Alcohol is a depressant weed is not

> Illegal
You're a little bitch
> Expensive
It's cheap as fuck
Alcohol is a depressant weed is not

So says bill cosby

>there is no good reason to drink it

This could be said of everything, except water

False. Alchohol is an anti depressant. The affects after a night of drinking might make you feel sad but the act of drinking makes you feel better and happy. It literslly numbs your nervous system and makes people more social an open. thefore Anti depressant

Found a six-pack of "winter" stout at the grocery store for 3 bucks. Poorfag me decided to buy it, thinking I would enjoy it since its stout, never met a stout I didn't like. Nope, I could barely choke it down. It was almost like watery molasses.

>numbs your nervous system
You just contradicted yourselve m8, if it numbs the CNS, then it's a depressant, like alcohol or marijuana, alternatively, if it enhances the CNS, like cocaine, its a stimulant, also, it it alters cns Perception, then it's a psychedelic, like LSD

A gram daily? mate I used to have a couple of grams for breakfast, let alone fucking lunch.
At weekends we counted in ounces, and when you smoke as much as me weed does fuck you up socially and mentally.

OweyMyLiver.exe..I shit you anons not that I once did 12 shots of a shitty mix of gin whiskey and vodka

because 99% of the time i end up with anxiety attacks and thinking how pathetic i am and the rest of the world is. Alcohol numbs me and makes me wanna dance to music. And it's really just straight hard liquor that taste like shit(and even then it's not so bad, especially once you start associating the taste with feeling good), and light beer sucks. Mix that hard liquor with other stuff and buy not shitty beer and it fkn taste great.

How are yoi supposed to feel sad if you cant feel anything?

Alcoholism destroys your genes irreversibly.