Captain. I recommend a full spread of torpedoes!

Captain. I recommend a full spread of torpedoes!

i am fed up with your stupid shit warf, no!

The Romulan ship has sustained heavy damage!

Going through TNG at the moment and Picard listens to Worf's ideas plenty of times.

This shit is the new Water Temple.

>lol NO WORF!! xD

Rape Squad meet me in the transporter room!

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

Reporting in! Are we beaming down to the planet of children?

>>It's a Wesley Episode

Do you prefer Warf with the half mullet or the ponytail DS9 style?

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>It's a Kira episode

Imagine being Miles O'Brien on that station and having to be all like "damn, Deep Space 9, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your dull grey corridors and horrific architecture. I would totally perform maintenance on you, both my mirror universe counterpart and the real me." when all he really wants to do is serve on Starfleet's flagship in the transporter room. Like seriously imagine having to be O'Brien and not only work overtime while Deep Space 9 flaunts its disgusting consoles in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the poor cable management and rusty flux capacitors, and just sit there, day after day, hour after hour, while it breaks down even further. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking promenade but its good reputation as everyone on station says its STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DEEP SPACE 9 LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch its self-sealing stem bolts contort into types of trash you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been maintaining nothing but a healthy diet of transporters and flagships and later alleged cloaking devices for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Earth. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the rust that's breaking out on its dented hull as it is sucked in by the vacuum of space, your colleagues smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in its "statuesque (for that is what they call it)" beauty, the beauty the Cardassians worked so hard for with Bajoran slave workers in the previous years. And then the commander calls for another maintenance check, and you know you could kill every single person on this station before Odo could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking O'Brien. You're not going to lose your future Starfleet Academy career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

"REPORTING FOR DUTY"

.....And?

>Captain! I disagree!
>Why?
>Well... I... M-muh honor...

What is the armament of the lollipop?

Be right there!

Captain. I am sensing an intense feeling of... amusement... coming from this thread.

Yes. They are experiencing great joy.

underrated post

Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.

OOOOOOHHH not so hard Soren!

We have ofttimes seen the Romulan treachery. While they talk of peace they plan for war. The Federation will abide by the terms of the Great Convention. Our intention: Is to secure the Gamma quadrant and oversee the flow of Latinum for the good of all.

Is that sam hyde?

Greetings, sub life-forms of the Federation. I am Captain Mozar of the Triceraton Empire! Let it be known, your planet is infested with Cardassian Romulan Ferengi Jem'Hadar Kraang Borg, an insidious alien bent on annexing your Federation into their own Empire. We Triceratons will eliminate these hideous aliens, freeing you of their vile plans. Unfortunately, your Federation will be annihilated as well. That is all. And please, have a nice day.

>it's a those darn kids are up to their usual mischief at the shopping mall in outer space (that as a "captain") episode

i hated her so much.

Commander, feed me your sexual organs.

Too late

Remember the time Miles O'Brien had to spend time with Kira because Keiko was afraid they weren't getting along? And it turned out they got along great, and actually started falling for each other and Miles could have totally had that sweet Bajoran ass? But at the end he had to stick with Keiko out of duty?

Remember the time Miles O'Brien had to spend time with that annoying Cardassian Scientist to fix some technobabble shit? And it turned out acting tsundere is part of Cardassian mating rituals, and she was quite fertile and would have had Miles' babies? But at the end he had to stick with Keiko out of duty?

>Worf! Modify the torpedoes to send off a specific wave band emission and alter their frequency to match that of the neighboring nebula. Send them out on my command.

Well fuck you.

>Worf brags about how he's personally modified the photon torpedoes to be more accurate
>First test firing one goes flying off into space and Picard and Data have to track it down in a shuttle so it doesn't nuke some planet ten thousand years later

Did TNG Worf do anything right?

Anything outside of the original series and the animated one is garbage
A couple of the films were alright too

>Picard and data have to track it down

IS THAT THE FUCKING EPISODE WHERE THEY DE-EVOLVE?

> it's an O'Brien and Keiko have marital problems episode

So awful.

Neelix I'm promoting you to the ship's pediatrics and child rearing officer, take the delta flyer on an important away mission to a borg nursery planet while me and my rentboy Harry work on restoring Tuvix's pattern to the transporter so I can kill him more slowly.

lol yeah, frogfu troi and murderworf

>I am designed to exceed human capacity, both mentally and physically.

Look at me Mr. Worf.
I'm the captain now

What would you have done?

Yes.

>Reminder that it was caused by some half assed experimental treatment by Dr. Crusher to treat some minor ailment of Barkley
>Reminder that everyone on board was effected, including all the families and their children
>Reminder that it was confirmed multiple people were killed during this incident
>Reminder that Beverly was joking around afterwards and showed no remorse
>Reminder that this is the same woman who acted righteous because some doctor wanted to give a dangerous new treatment to a quadraplegic Worf that could fix his shattered spine

Commander, tell me about your flight plan.

IS HE FLIPPING THE BIRD?

>loli Keiko will never beg you to prove you still love her by pounding her senseless

>it's a Keiko fucks Dukat while O'Brien sits naked in the corner wanking and crying softly while saying "bloody cardies" over and over again episode

>implying reg didn't seek treatment from the notoriously incompetent cmo crusher in order to exact revenge on the crew that bullies him relentlessly

DS9>TNG>TOS>ENT>VOY

Fight me

TNG>VOY>DS9>TOS>ENT

you fukin want one, bud?

Honestly, I can't.

that's a solid ranking.

Close but no cigar.

TNG>DS9>TOS>VOY>ENT

TOS DS9 TNG ENT VOY LIFE

>Turn on TV because I know Next Gen is airing now on one of the channel
>Commander tell me about your sexual organs

I shit you not I get legit scared for a minute. What are the fucking odds that that episode aring and I turn there just that moment

>It's a "puncture the plasma coolant tanks made out of cheap plastic without using phasers but also without getting sprayed in the face with flesh melting gas" plan

Sometimes I think Picard enjoyed getting crew members killed.

Well what do we have here...

Data! Come and have a look at this.

Reminder that O'Brien died and got replaced by alternate timeline O'Brien.

>It's a Spock refers to his species as "Vulcanians" episode

Name sixteen episodes where this happened.

>It's a Kirk mentions the Vulcanian Expedition episode

>it's a quark episode

>It's an Enterprise is part of the "United Earth Space Probe Agency" episode

I hate how the tng films always brought Worf back but never O'Brien, not even for Nemesis where they briught Guinan and Wesley back for a cameo.

Being Miles is suffering.

>It's a Vulcans have never been conquered episode
>It's a Vulcans have been conquered episode

>It's a duplicate Earth is completely impossible without external influence episode
>It's a duplicate Earth is accepted as a perfectly normal thing to find episode

>Captain. We are being hailed by an unknown vessel.
> Scans reveal the ship is manned entirely by children with no concept of violence or betrayal. It has no weapons systems, shields and a dove of peace is painted on the side.

> I recommend we arm photon torpedoes.

Did anyone find it interesting how the astrometrics room for the Enterprise in Generations is basically Cerebro?

Who /kelvin/ trekkie here?

Yeah but Keiko is actually pretty hot.

>it's a Commander you sure do look a like Mr. Spock's Dad episode

>no weapons or shields
>bunch of kids with no understanding of violence or betrayal
>has somehow survived travelling through space to meet us

That's like that little girl in MiB, so out of place they MUST be a threat. Raise shields, charge phasers and arm photon torpedoes.

TOS shitters out.

That helmet looks like the bird man's from Rick and Morty

They all resent him for his DS9 work.

You mean Birdperson. Michael Keaton is Birdman.

Spider Reg
Spider Reg
Does whatever a spider can

Belay that Mr Worf.

Scan their hold for coffee. Beam any you find straight to my ready room.

Delete this post.

The exact duplicate Earths is the weirdest one. They never even attempted to explain it in the episode where Kirk flirts with jailbait and gets beaten up by kids episode.

Everything about you is awful.

I'm glad someone else spotted that.

Me.

>It's an autist with superpowers tries to win over his waifu Yeoman Rand episode

Why are alien outfits so fucking hideous in Trek

Jake Sisco dressed like a retard also

:)

I hate the Bajorans so fucking much.

Racist.

DINDU NUFFINS
WE WUZ ASTRONAUTS
WE HAD SPACE SAILING BOATS N SHIET

We have this thread every day so it probably happens every time that episode airs

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>xD

kys

Remember the time Janeway completely violated the prime directive and allowed that silver metal to duplicate Voyager? Remember how it turned out in the end with them all dying horrible painful deaths?

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I haven't got round to watching Voyager yet... Whats her deal with coffee? Surely there's replicators on Voyager?

I fucking love that episode, then voyager just plows through their remains while Janeway sips her java.

Yes but the replicators are on rations because they don't have reliable places to refuel.

Well the eighth time you find a perfect duplicate of the Earth, you start to think of it as relatively common.

She likes her coffee. Black. That's pretty much the meme.
Was a good episode too. Was sad that no one made it out alive. such a cruel fate.

>Remember the time Janeway completely violated the prime directive

You need to be far more specific...

>Make a note of it this in our log.
>We received a distress call.
>There was some ship here or something, I guess.

>Just finished watching the episode where Miles experiences 20 years of life in the span of a few hours
Miles... had a hard life.

They have to fuel the ships?