Ask a guy who was in jail 7 months anything

Ask a guy who was in jail 7 months anything.

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Jail or Prison?

What shitty minimum security crime did you commit?

>7 months
>jail
so hardcore

Did you enjoy anal sex?

Some dude was robbing my car outside of some shitty bar and i stabbed him. He's dead btw.

Nice
Does your ass still hurt

Did you intentionally drop the soap?

There's a difference? Serious question.

Is your mom still angry that you swore?

What u did?

7months? you fucking pussy I did 5 years

How long were you in jail

Lmao. U killed a guy and just 7 months?

how many times have you been raped?

How much jizz have you swallowed?

Zero times. Actually there was some friends of mine lol.
>spic life

did u learn to like cock?

Did your girl feel looser when you got out!

Have you purchased a butt plug to recreate the good times?

Prison is worse

why are you lying on the internet?

What drugs were available on the inside? Was there pussy besides boy pussy available?

cocaine and weed. and yes, there's ladyboys. btw, believe me or not, the local police caught some trained pigeons delivering drugs in prison

would you?

whoa nice

did u get fucked there?

First three words that come to mind

Storytelling time, just go on, i have no questions

Jew jew jewfro

Nothing much to say tho. Laws are shit here. I just tried to protect my property and the fucking judge send me to jail. I dont feel guilty bc i killed that dude. 10/10 would do it again. I stabbed him in the tummy btw

Shave that shit

Did you rape your cell mate or did he rape you? Did you blow any cops for favors?

not really. from what i've heard prisons give you a lot more freedom as opposed to county jails. plus you get more things to do (like work).
jail is probably safer, but people have nothing against you you should be fine unless you slip up in any way

here did this incident happen?

I didnt knew there was a difference. Here in spicland is just 'carcel'. U can still smoke weed and snort cocaine in the carcel tho

Wut?

what type of lube did they use?

Jail is local; county/city. In jail, your cellblock has 20-30 individual cells that have one or two people in them. There's generally one or two "outside" places that each cell block gets to use for an hour or so, but there's nothing to do in them but walk around. You might get a book every once in a while from the traveling book cart. You have one t.v. in the communal area of your cell block and it's always on either the news or whatever popular comedy show is on that year. Three times a day you get chow delivered to your cell block. The guards come by once an hour or so to double check no one is doing stupid shit. You're basically just bored for your entire stay. No one fucks with you because everyone is from your town/county and no one is in there for anything super serious.

Prison is what you see on T.V. shows/movies. Cell blocks with 100+ cells, outside rec yards that you can more-or-less go into and out of at will, basketball hoop, weights, etc. Huge cafeterias for chow. You can buy individual items for your cell. Lots of gang activity, you don't hang out with people that aren't your color, etc, etc. .

Prison gives you more freedoms because you're going to be in there longer, Jail is less stressful because no one is going to bother you and you're only serving a short sentence.

Spit jk.
You guys should see how sad saturday's nights were. 200 dudes masturbating all togheter in a small room. The cool cop used to let us watch porn in saturdays on the big scream

You make it sound cool. Fuck you CONVICT on the line.

Did you have a nice time?

*where not here

Oh, ok. Nice! Here in latinoamerica we just have the 'carcel'. And it looks like pic related.

Get much pussy?

in southamerica

It is the most boring thing you'll ever have to do. Imagine sitting in line at the DMV, with armed guards who are just waiting for an excuse to beat the shit out of you, with 20 gangmembers sitting around you waiting for the guard to turn their backs so they can beat the shit out of you, and you don't have anything to take your mind off the shit that put you in there in the first place. And you can't defend yourself because it adds more time to your sentence. And you do that every day for 5 years, or whatever your sentence is.

Guyz,OP is da fuckin girl.I'm from russia,i get prisoned for 8 years.Ask me anything

Aren't these 'mareros' from Honduras?

Did you get up to much?

I've done worse

U was in jail?

You're bragging about wasting 5 years of your life. You should rethink your choices.

Lockup, jail, and prison.

Lockup's when you did some stupid shit when you were drunk but didn't break any laws. They just hauled you in to sleep it off and give you a fine.

Yeah. I just used the pic as an example. Tbh, it was kinda cool my jail time. There was like 5 m8s of my childhood there.

you should brag more

What jail OP

How loose is your asshole?

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Here in SouthAmerica. U Americans should be proud of your prisons. Here in spicland is a living hell. Just imagine sleeping surrounded by 20 cartel member around you

Tf u do m8?

What's is the best food you ate in jail OP

Chicken soup. Food is shit in prison. If you are a good prisoner u get a happy meal from mcdonalds every last day of month tho

Who you raped?

Lmao why?

Idk. Mcdonalds is doing a campaign called: New opportunities. so they feed the prisoners

i'm not a rapper beach nigga