>"That will be $14.99 plus tip. Oh are you watching the Superbowl too? I'm getting off work now and have no where else to watch it. Mind if I stay here and watch with you? I'm sure you won't be able to eat all that pizza by yourself."
"That will be $14.99 plus tip. Oh are you watching the Superbowl too...
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Ayden Foster
Yeah, I mean, sure. Are you sure you won't get in trouble? Uh... I don't know. You do whatever you want, I guess. I don't know.
Jayden Rivera
I'll give you the tip.
*unzips cock*
Jaxson Robinson
OH HERRO
NO TIP BUT I SEE SHOWRT SHOWRT
WANT TO SEE PEE PEE? NO? HERE IT IS ANYWAY
WEEEE
Sebastian Johnson
>tip
Fucking americans.
Jacob Ross
>reeeeeeeeeeeees internally
n-no thanks haha that pizza is all for me because I'm a big guy for you haha
Landon Roberts
I'm muslims, I don't eat pizza
Oliver Perez
>that'll be $13.95 plus ti-
Robert Brown
holy shit are north americans cringeworthy
Gabriel Wilson
Apparently gay too
Matthew Harris
This is illegal
Caleb Mitchell
Fuck off roastie whore.
Owen Clark
Y-you too, have a good day..
Leo Moore
he met gay with a dog so it's legal in Canada. Don't worry about it
Jordan Morgan
If only real life was this pleasing
Adrian Brown
I already have plans to drink and shitpost.
Don't invite yourself into strangers houses, please be safer and smarter.
Grayson Sanchez
>German
How many muslims are sponsoring
Jose Nelson
Here you go, 14 ones and 99 pennies. Haha, saying plus tip doesn't mean i have to give you one...you know that because we all do. You can come in but it's byob. You can have a slice after everyone who chipped in gets 2
Michael Davis
Probably but I prefer talk about that with my imam first
Nolan Cox
Of course not you crazy flat-chested gook, now skedaddle.
Ryan Martinez
Goddamit now I have to fap.
Ryder Brown
I'm delivering pizzas right now. Super bowl is the biggest delivery day of the year. 2nd and 3rd would be halloween and valentines day surprisingly. Sucks that i miss all three because im working every year. I wish i was a cute girl.
Anthony Hall
>this will literally never ever happen to you
Wyatt Sanchez
No. Get out roastie! REEEEEEEEEEE
Jaxson Gutierrez
go to a sports bar you dumb hussie
you're not stealing from here
Connor Howard
>people would unironically let the pizza harlot into their home
Enjoy losing a kidney you dumb fucks
Nathaniel Sullivan
sure baby you can come in. I have 6 months of unemployment left to torture you in my basement for. Do you have any moisturizer?
Levi Hughes
What's wrong with you if a skinny asian girl in a delivery outfit gets you going that bad?
Chase Hall
Honestly what's the possibility of that actually happening if I order something now? It would probably just be a fat guy right?
Daniel Flores
>*unzips cock*
That doesn't make any sense retard.
You mean *unzips dick*
Colton Wilson
it would be worth it just to smell her presence amongst my boy smell
Samuel Edwards
Don't understand why people hate multiculturalism, you get the opportunity to fuck qt third world chicks instead of plain white ones
Dylan Bell
Imagine the autist sweating and panting "wait there wait there" while fumbling in his pocket for his phone to take that pic
Christopher Stewart
last two digits decide
Christopher Collins
Only if your promise to only talk during the ads.
Chase Ross
wew
Michael Lopez
pls be my pizza gf
Sebastian Jackson
I don't know what it's like in Slovakia, but here in the states it's usually an Indian guy.
Lucas Brown
kek dumb whore, you actually watch the game?
>2017
>not just watching commercials and shitposting on your imageboard of choice
*drives away*
Lincoln Clark
The suggestion that I'd order a pizza that small ruins the immersion of the fantasy OP.
Jackson Lewis
Sure, come on in. Just have a seat over there.
Henry Powell
Riley Reid is so sexy
Wyatt Thompson
"Implying I can't eat a medium pizza all by myself"
Thomas Gonzalez
>small pizza ruins the fantasy
>not the fact that it's fucking Dominos
Worse than no pizza at all tbqh
Ian Garcia
I don't get the opportunity to fuck anybody
Joseph Rodriguez
>not having a pool in your house
step up your game
David Ross
>"Ugh I'm so tired from my shift, mind if I just laid down on your couch?"
Luke Bailey
Keep going if you have more pictures
Blake Brooks
i...is she gonna fug?
Ryder Myers
yes, this board does need better moderation, why do you ask?
Xavier Johnson
all these years and and I never knew there was more
Austin Martinez
...
Leo Rogers
...
Jayden Flores
spotted the sissy pissy poo pants homosexual
Josiah Hernandez
Oh there's more, a lot more.
Chase Brown
>sure, let's watch my favorite music video together!
youtu.be
Elijah Fisher
fuck yo couch cracker
Alexander Russell
Thanks for the lol guys
John Moore
Wh-what the fu...how is this on youtube?
Gabriel Sullivan
hehe
Joshua Walker
Source
Jason Cox
s-stop holding out on us bro
Adam Roberts
i need the pizza girl nudes more than i need anything
Jackson Thompson
its only wrong when cis straight scum do it
Jaxson Stewart
>I have no where else to watch it
Aaaaaaaand bullshit. It's a western woman. If she wanted to, she could go to 100 different guys a every night of her life. Internet made them realize how desperate guys really are and the whores abuse it now.
David Allen
>implying women needed the internet to find out how thirsty men are
come on now.