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Poorly Describe some more videogames
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>Be black
>Steal money like black
>Celebrate in bar
>Get stabbed in black
>Are actually shot
>Revenge whites that stole your black
>But also revenge blacks
Is that GTA IV?
>Stop the payload
TF2
Nah, that's fucking Overwatch
Wander the country side collecting animals for use in prize fights.
Mafia 3
The adventures of Mash Ketchup
Ding ding
This is a newer game:
>Be detective
>Detect supernatural stuff
>You're also Irish
>Fight monsters
>Kill all monsters in first game
>Monsters aren't really killed in first game
>Still in first game
>You nuke the shit out of monsters
>2nd game: Monsters Still alive
>Nuke the shit out of monsters again in a weird way
>Enter 3rd game: Monsters are still fucking alive
>Make a different nuke and it actually works
>All monsters are dead
>Also, your dad died too
>be knight
> fight way thru shit
> save bitch just to do it again and save her
> cycle never ends
gears of war?
The adventures of Mario and his quest to fuck bitches
Indeed
close but no
>Have a hot chick in your head
>You lose her
>Fight space zombies
>Get her back
Shovel knight? Never played the game
no its old like real old
halo 3
>You're a blob
>Eat other blobs
>Become a big-ass-blob
>An even bigger-ass-blob eats your ass
>Start over
Damn, I thought that was a good one
>Dulcimer used in main theme
>You're a bodyguard
>Now you're not
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If fat people were cannibals
agar.io ? one of the .io games at least
Exactly right
>people kill your girlfriend and steal a girl
>you get blamed for it
>meet some people who help you kill other people
>you now kill those people and get back a girl
Dishonored
>Bomb
>You don't have any friends
>Bomb explodes
not a fucking clue lol uh wild guess witcher?
aye
the game was Ghouls 'n Ghosts
This one is somewhat hard. Depends on your interests, really.
>stuck with 15 other students in a boarded up school
>"kill someone and get away with it to leave, if you fail you're executed, if you succeed everyone else is executed"
>class trials
>have no soul
>die a lot
>Danganronpa.
It would have been better if you just wrote "Hope"
Nope, but good guess
Think Victorian
>lonely guy in space
>some lads decide to vacation on mars, and earth as well
>space lad is racist as fuck and doesnt allow this to happen
>have amnesia
>feel bad ass
>complicated
> your legs are okay
>you gain currency
>Wear fedora before Internet ruined it
>Wear fedora before internet
>Great fucking artist
>Send a bunch of innocent guys to prison
>Find out
>You're pissed, but don't do much about it
>Game doesn't cover this, but you somehow found time to cheat on your wife
>Drown
>Also, you like poetry
>Parkour!
>iconic zombie game
>virtually no fucking zombies
>why the fuck is this considered a classic?
resident evil
mirrors edge
skyrim
Dishonoured?
Yes
Out of curiosity, did the dulcimer reference help?
Correct
Assassin's Creed?
close but no you have guns as well as a sword in this game
>Walk through circular doors
>What is essentially a robot goddess taunts you as you try to unlock those doors
>You also have a gun
Nope, but very good guess
> hit play
> cum 5 times
No, I didn't know what that meant TBH, it was the bodyguard/not and the victorian theme
>Fight dinosaurs with advanced technology
>Defend the payload
>You can also heal the payload for some reason
Eh, I was very vague with that one
The game used an instrument known as a dulcimer which is essentially a piano without a frame or keys.
You just hit the wires with brass mallets
I used it as a hint because the hammered dulcimer (opposed to the string instrument) hasn't been used too much since revolutionary times
>Is a common kitchen product
>fight robots with friends
>Beat pickel shaped scientist
>Goes great with bubbles
portal
>shoot aliens with laser gun
>gotta get to ship and escape
>find powered hand mixer
>eat shit slimy aliens
>oh shit out of ammo
>It's just you and me now, spoon
Chexquest
>it's getting late
>your religion is all about that sick daytime tho
>kill god to delay nightfall
Look at clock
>8AM
Gotta leave for work in an hour
Look at clock
>8:30AM
Okay, one more turn
Look at clock
>8AM again, wtf?
>mfw I missed work
>mfw I missed the whole day
Look at clock
>8:30AM
>Okay, one more turn
>Be a mouse
>Have a clique of other mice
>Fight rats
>Wear sneakers
>Walk into fridge
>Leave the fridge
>Walk outside
Ohshit.mp3
>Solve literally every problem in the area
Dark souls duhh
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Ima' eat dinner, if the thread dies when I get back:
Thanks for taking part
Deadspace
Shrek all star racing
>poorly described
>Black person celebrating in a bar before being shot in the head and gets revenge
>not mafia 3
>child is kidnapped
>punch everyone's heads in until you find him