I am a 27 year old female and I have always wanted to take a mans virginity. The nerdier or fatter the better...

I am a 27 year old female and I have always wanted to take a mans virginity. The nerdier or fatter the better. Is something wrong with me??

Why?

Everyone to their own, you chubby chaser.

There's something wrong with you in the sense that you're a male 32 yearold virgin living with your mom, ontop of the fact you're on-top of the fact you're pretending to be a 27 year old girl.

you've come to the right place!

I'm mid 50's, nerdy, fat, and I haven't had pussy since about 1990. Where do I submit my application?

women like you put bad genes back into the pool.

>REEEEEEEEEE

I guess I've always wanted to walk a guy through his first sexual experience and have it be better than my own first time.

>The nerdier or fatter the better. Is something wrong with me??

LINE FORMS ON THE LEFT, BOYS

post proof you're real and what you look like. (no face)

No
I'm looking for someone who hasn't had pussy at all

Come take mine.

i'm fat and nerdy, 26 y.o. virgin

i offer myself up to you if you're interested, kik is absurdpupper

what do you even mean by "looking for"?

Are you wanting to exchange info? Are you just looking for attention?

she wants both

That's very sweet of you, user

lol no your just the same as the man who wants to take the girls virginity your litrally the mirror double have fun

k ik me at xnauj

>falling for this

I'm up for it. Take mine! I'm VERY nerdy. I like Batman a lot, if that helps ;)

this

I made it 37 years with just hugs
>people look at me like i'm an assassin
>i'm really just loving tits and some booty

If this is for real, this chick is having a fucking field day.

you know the rules OP tits with timestamp or gtfo

Tits or GTFO.

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If you really are , who you say you are (personally I think you're full of shit), you really don't need Sup Forums on Sup Forums to get what you want. Get out into the real world and find a fat virgin. I'm sure it's not difficult.

/thread

why?
Watches to0 $?

>back into the pool
>implying they wouldn't be circulated by other people anyway
>implying there's no such thing as productive virgins
>implying shitty people can't accidentally produce worthwhile people

k bud

sauce

I'm sure she wants a GUY'S virginity. Not some desperate fucks. (Correct me if I'm wrong. If you do, be ready for a pair of creamy pants from replies alone)

Not fat and Im not a nerd. FUCK but I am a Geek cause I like Shit such as video games and plays/musicals. Im also quite skinny

here's how fat i am- 5'11", 300 lbs

i've never even hugged a girl

please hmu

You're a fake greek. I know a real greek and he doesn't like Shit such as video games and plays/musicals. He like swearing and driving a bus. He's also quite fat .

Kik is lovelollies15

Hope old. Cause I'm 37 and not getting any younger.

Oh user The retarded look on you is quite cute

no homo hating but you gay af bruv

Does anything really matter on Sup Forums

nice, show us your front panties at least so we know you don't have a penis

Check'em
>interested.jpg

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ur britty cute, user. why not show us that ass so we virgins can splooge to your body?

do you have sc?

I've only kissed before, nothing more. However, I'm not fat.

yep. pretty much this

Just troll the local middle/high schools and become a pedo, problem solved.

U COULD START BY DOING SOME COMMUNITARY SERVICE HERE IN Sup Forums FUCKING BITCH

This is exactly what I had in mind

Wait this is the girl? I genuinely thought this was the fat dude

I'm confused. Does he have a perfect pair of tits? Or is that just a fat girl?

I am a fat awkward nerd virgin. I too would like to throw my application in with the rest of the degenerates.

Even if you met a chick with this fetish, she wouldn't take your virginity. It's your outlook that's the problem. Not the women you lust over, ya dumb bitch.

Only that you haven't already done so by now and are instead wasting our time here blathering about it.

HE COULD FUCKING KICK MY 140 LB ASS BUT I THINK SHE MAYBE HAS A DECENT FACE

ANYWAYS NOT INTERESTED SINCE IM NOT A AMERICUNT VIRGIN, BUT GOOD LOOK TO YOU ALL FAT FUCKS WHO WANNA LOOSE YOUR V CARD


I DONT WANNA TURN MY CAP LOCK OFF BECAUSE FK IT

FUCK YOU CUNT YOU NEED TO LEARN TO USE YOUR GODDAMN INSIDE VOICE!

m or f?

i thought this was a fat dude using pink bra

>loose
that doesn't mean what you think it means. one too many 'o''s user

for your health

Normally I'd say go to /r9k/. But this is bait, so just leave.

dat gut tho

This is quality bait.

Mmmmm mmmm mmmm! I's gonna eat some watamelon. I's loves watamelon. I's can'ts waits til I gets my big nigger lips roun some watamelon!

sometimes im dumb as fuck

sry man

>you want to be worshiped for little to no effort on your part

nope sounds like a regular woman to me.

Holy shit we got time stamped tits up in here.

Are you in LONDON?

Sounds like I'm your perfect guy.

So that obviously means this is bullshit.

Probably from growing up watching the Big Bang Theory. Fucking nerds.

Don't sell yourself short user. I am sure that is some hideous beast of a woman out there that you would make the perfect match for.

>Guaranteed replies.

she ghosted me already bros ;-;

She's not getting pregnant, you fucking retard.

For you I am virgin any day of the week

Where are you from?

>mfw am 28 yo virgin but not nerdy or fat

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Then why the fuck are you a virgin?

some people are just autistic as fuck.

Probably retarded. He IS posting on Sup Forums after all.

social anxiety user.

i ran away from two girls that came onto me because i wasn't really into them even though they were attractive.

also i'm skinny af and a hardgainer.

i am so confused right now

Really nice tits OP. What state do you live in?

Have you taken someones V card before?

we all on the real-real. most people won't admit to it out of fear, but if you're human, you're gonna do some dumb shit. just learn form the mistakes and I might forgive you, m8. maybe

>pic unrelated

There is nothing wrong with you. You are the chosen one.

Op was catfishing, and reeled a full load in I guess.

no thanks you are fucking disgusting

add kik: sasbro97 then

Danielle?

>The nerdier or fatter the better
>Is something wrong with me?

yes.

Girls like you are the reason why I got laid when I was 14, fucking a senior when your a freshman is the most self esteem boosting thing ever and have gone on to fuck many other girls, you are doing a great service to guys like us, and I thank you

>Is something wrong with me??
Probably, not that I can talk. My darkest fantasy is to be raped and sexually enslaved by a gross fat old man.