Why shouldn't we do ICBM/nuke tests on Venus so we don't damage our own planet?
Why shouldn't we do ICBM/nuke tests on Venus so we don't damage our own planet?
Jason Nelson
Andrew Ortiz
Money.
Hudson James
Expensiveeeeee.
Isaac Taylor
in a literal sense, it is UNIMAGINABLY expensive
Jack Thomas
William Reyes
It takes too much delta v
Chase Parker
Because most of the planets in our solar system are inhabited.
Ryder Cruz
No country except Best Korea tests their nukes anyway. Atmospheric tests have been banned since 1963, most the major nuclear powers are signatories
Nolan Long
261 million kilometres
Henry Lee
>shoot rockets into space loaded with nuclear material which may or may not explode high in the atmosphere
what could go wrong
Joseph Miller
since no one else said it yet;
no one wants missiles flying over their country
Lucas Sullivan
Christopher Collins
Because if you dropped a nuke on Venus, you'd declare war on all women.
Men go to mars, to get more mars bars etc.
Feminism is too deeply entrenched in our culture, if we wanna nuke Venus we'll do it.
Julian Wright
>he thinks anyone follows a treaty
Good thing no one every broke the law of not invading another country without an UN mandat.
How fucking bluebilled are you
Levi Foster
Why not do them in a supercomputer?
Michael Cooper
Differences in gravity and atmosphere would make the test data worthless, to say nothing of the cost.
Jaxson White
For over 50 years none of the signatories have done atmospheric tests and this is the reason, so...
Even france and chine, that didn't sign it haven't dome atmospheric tests for over 30 years
Jaxon Powell
They are already like nuked. So testing won't make difference
Luis Cox
why dont we just rocket boost all our garbage into the sun?
Colton Clark
Well if you say so it must be right.
Brayden Campbell
why don't we just build an elevator to space?
Elijah Powell
nigger why not just imagine having sex instead of fucking
Connor Peterson
Why don't we test nukes in shitholes like India or Detroit?
Kayden Cook
we've conducted thousands of tests since 1945 and nobody even noticed.
Isaac Ward
Because the land itself is okay, it's just the people who are shit.
I'd be okay with nuke tests in Los Angeles or Mecca because it's hellhole desert.
Asher Turner
Because the feeling you get while having sex is subjective.
Anthony Ramirez
Bretty sure everyone will agree that cumming feels fuggin awesome
Luke Ward
Your mum feels awesome
Chase Long
True, my mom's hugs feel great
Owen Rogers
>pussy lips hugging my cock
Ayy lmao
Jace Roberts
quit being so niggerish
Noah Rodriguez
Why don't we cook our food on the sun?
Levi Baker
Wow dude your mum gets around
John Diaz
I like the idea tho
Justin Rodriguez
why dont we poo in the loo?
Dylan Price
Why don't you fuck your women?
Alexander Morales
why do you let abbos do whatever they want?
Lucas Murphy
Because it's fun
Nathaniel Davis
but its a terrible idea and you would have to wait for proper orbital resonances, use a shitton of fuel and then you still might miss due to orbital inclinations and the fact that you can't make even the slightest mistake in your calculations
Anthony Brown
Why don't we poo in the loo?
Michael Bennett
#REKT
Jackson Flores
so many doubles
Oliver Morris
damn bro , thats one hell of a conspiracy right there
Jason Johnson
>let's fire a nuke at Venus and wait 5 years for the result.
Plus what could go wrong if the nuke burned up 100 ft in the air in some horrific accident?
Levi Flores
i know, we should plant someone into North Korea who will sabotage a nuke.
then when Kim Jong Un is on site for a test, it'll blow him up.
Nicholas Diaz
> # #
Dat u shud kno
Robert Powell
>What could go wrong.
I think you mean, what could go right?
Adam Wood
Yep, OP is a massive retard. How does nuking some shitty desert do anything? Hell of a lot safer than trying to send a nuke to Venus.
Nuke on earth:
Find spot. Rig. Explode.
Nuke on Venus:
Calculate trajectory. Find good time to fire nuke. Build powerful rocket. Cross fingers it won't explode or nuke something nearby. If it actually leaves Earth as planned, wait until it hits Venus. Use telescope to observe. It blew up.
Angel Young
Modern nukes haven't been used in practice so we can't even know if they are actually viable weapons of war. Why not have a test-nuclear holocaust?
Jose Young
Because it's like having a water pistol fight underwater. And it's expensive.
Kayden Cruz
Because it would be less stupid. And also
>MURICA