Hey Sup Forumsros do I drive drunk to probably not fuck a chick or do I pass out you decide

Hey Sup Forumsros do I drive drunk to probably not fuck a chick or do I pass out you decide

dwi/dui are a complete bitch. dont do it.

taxis exist

U look like a pedo

He never said how old she was.

Uber

The trick is that you get drunk WITH the chick and then this isn't a concern AND you probably get some.

Would You?

>chick
Hag*

Be safe bro and take a lyft dont drive drunk

Can I fuck your grandma dude?

Want moar?

My dubs says go to sleep fag

jerk off to traps instead

He's allready out cold with trap porn running and a half eaten hot pocket on his lap

Take a uber/lyft dumbass nigga

>itt a bunch of faggots who don't know how to fuckin drive

Pass out you fucking retard what are you 17

Not with the longest pogo stick even, no.
It turns out my self esteem CAN go lower.

What does thst even mean?

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Shave your fucking face..... Leave the goatee if you must, but god damn. Shave the rest.

for you

Want anything speciel?