Why don't you own an islamic phone, user?
Why don't you own an islamic phone, user?
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they do know the islamic wallpaper looks like a dick
Phone bombs are already a thing
Why is the wallpaper a penis and testicles?
Will this phone explode if used properly?
cmon now, that doesn't even come close to NOT looking like a dick
Isn't taking advantage of morons a sin?
You could get all that stuff for free on your curret smartphone, though i dont know why you'd want 200 "islamic ringtones"
Does it have a prayer time alerting app?
HAHAHAHA, NICE MICROBENIS SANDNIGGERS!!!
>that penis wallpaper
wew
mine hasn't arrived in the mail yet brother!
someone with a better copypasta tool, copy and paste that bad boy spirting on his face please.
maybe slap the ol' zyklon ben on it
This has to be some high-level trolling.
Probably also has a tracking chip and microphone installed by the CIA. Or an auto-detonation function to remove all kebab instantly.
>Peace TV
kek
my co-workers will love these.
especially the wallpaper.
nice cock n balls wallpaper ahmed
Subtle cock n' balls er m8 :^)
>It has a very unique flight mode
Sweden bringing the bantz from the cuck shed.
MosqueOS when?
>Islamic applications
>useful razor blade compartment
>remote detonator app
>real time schedule of American flights from JFK
noice
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I bet it goes on a monthly plan so you don't get jewed into a long term contract
that's a pretty funny post, mouhammedovich!
Ripping off muslims is a muslim tradition.
Pay easily with mujahideen's wallet.
Will the German government pay for these phones directly, or will they have to give your money to the muslims first?
> 50 AUTHENTIC ISLAMIC APPLICATIONS
Bombtimer-app will be the number one, i suppose.
Does it come with an IED detonator app?
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>POO
Does it come with an app that connects to IED controllers for remote detonations?
with built in external terminal for detonator.
that thing looks like a fucking dick lmao
>remote detonators
DO YOU EVEN MUDSLIME?!
That's a penis.
wew
back to
>>>/9gag/
Back to
>>>/"""Syria"""/
It increases the sales on muslims. Guess why they only fuck for procreation but hang with males the whole day and kiss each other?
rekt
What is this supposed to be?
kek
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wtf is an islamic ringtone
It's actually a big thing in Bongistan. The channel is literally 24/7 mudlsamic propaganda.
>The tagline is "The Solution for humanity"
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Does it have a jew detector?
an explosion followed by angry yelling
Nasheed
does it answer calls on Saturdays or nah?
dick phone cause splosion in area. is fatal bug
my sides have planes in them
all i saw was cock and balls or an airplane flying into the tower on the screen
>islam btfo
>1 missed call
quality German engineering
Does it have ankle porn?
is that the ballsack of a goat? nice
Crusader online
>Peace TV
Is this where I can tune into the latest beheading vids?
my sides