Size/weight aside, what is nature's greatest killing machine?

Size/weight aside, what is nature's greatest killing machine?

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big cats

Mosquitos

AIDS

my mom

Me

big cats with AIDS

my penis

The moms of big cats with AIDS

Humans

Ur mom

a stick

If the AIDS epidemic arose in 1880 instead of 1980, what do you think is the likelihood it would've wiped out humanity?

This: kills > 1 million per year Not even Trump couldn't beat that

so... furries?

Honey badgers or crocodiles.

0.00%

>no vector

>vector
What?

Viruses and diseases

by far, by like, a ridiculous amount you have no idea

Time.

google disease vector or take 8th grade science

SJW killing modern day society.

Accurate.

Malaria

It wouldn't, there wasn't as much gayness and buttsex back then

humans

That's beside the point. In this hypothetical situation, AIDS would have been contracted by humans either way. That's what makes it hypothetical.

no faggot they just carry viruses

The inevitable destruction of everything in the universe

>he forgot it transmits through blood too
>he forgot condoms as we know them now weren't used in 1880

does this specifically have to refer to the killing of humans? whales murder the absolute fuck out of so much krill.

this. entropy is nature's greatest killing machine.

The honey badger

fuck your dead forced meme.

Wheres the lie tho?
fukkin lions are scared of those fucks

Mankind, best killing machine ever, even have machines to kill

Orca

Time...
>hits blunt

Its a dead meme but its also very true user

It would have stayed in Africa and many people during that time did not have sex with multiple partners in Western society anyways

Wolverines

Anteaters

Bullshit. People have been fucking each other in the ass forever.

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Hillary Clinton has killed more people than any bear or man eating tiger

Sharks are the best killing machine, plus they are immune to all diseases.

>In this hypothetical situation, AIDS would have been contracted by humans either way. That's what makes it hypothetical.

so AIDS is contracted by some humans. how does is spread again? that's disease vector. flying in from hong kong with some fucked up pan asian virus would not have happened in the 1880s, aids would not have spread and not jumped continents in any case.

>multiple frequent partners
>quick worldwide travel
>open faggotry with higher incidence of spreading AIDS in particular

these things didn't exist in 1880s, ergo aids kills some people and dies out, never even gets named

so no sharks with AIDS?

THe humman MIND

Sharks with Hypodermic needles filled with AIDS instead of Teeth... in a Tornado!

>Tonight on Discovery Channel Sharknado 6: AIDS epidemic!

They can't get AIDs, scientist are trying to figure out if we can benefit from this somehow. One day the only way we'd die naturally is from old age.

>we'd

you won't be able to afford whatever it is

also did you say old age?
scientificamerican.com/article/fountain-of-youth-young-blood-infusions-ldquo-rejuvenate-rdquo-old-mice/

what's "greathest"?
From land mammals it might be a wolverine - it does not fear to attack animals several times its size and is so aggresive it can drive off wolves and bears from their prey.
Bears and jaguars are close contenders.

From all animalia the greatest is probably some sort of a light-weight predator.. spiders and eagles are light, but can catch a large prey.

Humans are nature's greatest killing machines, despite their small size and weight they can kill whales, tigers, lions, bears, wolfs, 6 million jewelry... Etc

>animalia

heres where your wrong

Ask /sci/, not Sup Forums

themselves...

Jews*... And fuck posting from a cellphone

niggers

Niggerfaggot

Man. Nature has endowed us with the capacity for abstract thought, hands with opposable thumbs and severe emotional issues. We can think of new ways to kill, we can use our hands to put those plans into action, and we have short fuses and lash out easily.

Example: every war in human history.

McDonalds

Either earthquakes or volcanos.

Sand monkeys flying planes

Mosquitoes don't kill people, the diseases they carry do the killing.

Influenza has probably killed more people than any other single organism, though.

do the planes have AIDS?

Outdoor house cats. They kill a surprisingly large number of rodents, creepy crawlies, and birds.

Please, they're called flight attendants.