>go in son's room
>see this
>wat do
Go in son's room
>realize I accidentally went into my daughter's room
>leave because I am not a faggot
>be proud
>leave
Wondering why the babysitter is here because my son is 7 and away with my mother at the moment.
Wonder when my son became a photographer and how I didn't notice him turning his room into a studio
rape
Think about how funny it's going to be when he's 20 and a trap with Leiv Schreiber's voice.
Tell son to leave room for a minute, lock door then rape while taking photos
this. plus ask if he needs some more gear so I can get my old stuff out of storage.
That is your son
>be proud af
>give him 200 bucks
cuck fags detected
Muslim detected, threat imminent
His mother is still trapped in a David Lynch movie
Lol look up jazz trans on youtube and tell me thats lievs voice
Pull her pants down and start spanking her until she gets hard. Then suck her off as a treat for being so sexy.
Fuck him in the ass like the faggot he is.
moar pics of this sexy bitch
I'd fuck Jazz. But I'd be thinking of Corey.
fist her in the dickhole
Nah, Jazz is the cutest. After I came in her ass, I'd forget and give her the morning after pill.
if your son scores a chick like that, it means he must be good looking, which means you must be at least decent looking, which means your wife is hot as fuck
so why not commend him for his achievement and celebrate by fucking your wife's brains out?
>a chick like that
Don't worry. It's okay to flush butt babies down the toilet.
I know her, she goes to my school.
Buy him a proper studio with all the gear
bump
Only a few more years till she does a porno.
This but make him love you and then make his ass your cum dump
Trips of truth
>Say hello to his girlfriend
>leave
shoot intruder to death
>Realize that was your son in drag
>kill self
>Realize that was my son in drag
>pull out my dick
>pull out his dick
>grab shotgun
>shoot at everything
>kill self
Hope that there really is no afterlife because i'm tapping that ass.