Go in son's room

>go in son's room
>see this
>wat do

>realize I accidentally went into my daughter's room
>leave because I am not a faggot

>be proud
>leave

Wondering why the babysitter is here because my son is 7 and away with my mother at the moment.

Wonder when my son became a photographer and how I didn't notice him turning his room into a studio

rape

Think about how funny it's going to be when he's 20 and a trap with Leiv Schreiber's voice.

Tell son to leave room for a minute, lock door then rape while taking photos

this. plus ask if he needs some more gear so I can get my old stuff out of storage.

That is your son

>be proud af
>give him 200 bucks

cuck fags detected

Muslim detected, threat imminent

His mother is still trapped in a David Lynch movie

Lol look up jazz trans on youtube and tell me thats lievs voice

Pull her pants down and start spanking her until she gets hard. Then suck her off as a treat for being so sexy.

Fuck him in the ass like the faggot he is.

moar pics of this sexy bitch

I'd fuck Jazz. But I'd be thinking of Corey.

fist her in the dickhole

Nah, Jazz is the cutest. After I came in her ass, I'd forget and give her the morning after pill.

if your son scores a chick like that, it means he must be good looking, which means you must be at least decent looking, which means your wife is hot as fuck
so why not commend him for his achievement and celebrate by fucking your wife's brains out?

>a chick like that

Don't worry. It's okay to flush butt babies down the toilet.

I know her, she goes to my school.

Buy him a proper studio with all the gear

bump

Only a few more years till she does a porno.

This but make him love you and then make his ass your cum dump

Trips of truth

>Say hello to his girlfriend
>leave

shoot intruder to death

>Realize that was your son in drag
>kill self

>Realize that was my son in drag
>pull out my dick
>pull out his dick

>grab shotgun
>shoot at everything
>kill self

Hope that there really is no afterlife because i'm tapping that ass.