>SURVEY
Sex
Age
Race
Body
Nationality
Personality
Sexual history
Political views
Religious beliefs
Occupation
>male
>22
>germanic white
>fat neckbeard
>burger
>cynical depressed nihilist using humor as a mask
>kissless virgin
>卐
>lovecraftian cosmicist\
>unemployed
Well aren't you the epitome of a kissless virgin
Your thread sucks op
Hi Friedhelm.
>unemployed
That really sums the whole thing up in one word.
aye
>female
>18
>Hispanic
>shortstack
>American
>tired goofy and catty...can't think of much else lol
>none
>don't really care about politics
>Catholic
>cashier
Tits or gtfo
Second on the tits or gtfo
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Male
19
Irish Hispanic
Skinny muscular
The greatest goddamn country in the world
Friendly kinda wild with booze
Fuck whatever pussy runs in front of me, I think the last chick might have given me something
Conservative
God exists and I've pissed away my ticket to the afterlife
Full time student volunteer fireman
Let them bad boys out with a time stamp on it or get the fuck outta here
>male
>30
>French, Swedish, Irish, Cherokee
>Getting back in shape
>Asshole personality
>has 2 kids
>Centrist (not like how corporatists pretend to be Centrists)
>Spiritually agnostic/pantheist
>Soon to be manager
>Male
>20
>Irish
>average white kid
>Ireland
>sadistic schizophrenic
>kissless fuckboi, got alota epussy though and all those chicks and i was the raddest thing ever. But, got too many mental breakdowns.
>FUCK JEWS, SAND NIGGERS, GOOKS, NIGGERS, MONGREL AND EVERY LAST SUBHUMAN TO DEATH
>God's a kike lie
>living off mum's money and still at hs seems like heck of a job though
>Male
>21
>White
>Tall, skinny, blue eyes blond hair you get the deal.
>Australian
>Romanticist, pretty optimistic, my humour is dark as fuck but you guys consider it normal
>I've been around a couple of times, sex with 4 chicks
>Social Democrat, not democratic socialist.
>Deist or whatever it is.
>Working at Harvey Norman atm
>male
>18
>Serbian
>Fit
>Australian
>optimistic
>Sex twice, blowjob once
>Far right, conservative
>Atheist
>Student
You're 20 and you're still in high school? Please being lying.
let us see your big hispanic tities
How in the fuck does autocorrect change "be" into "being"?!!! Better yet, WHY?!!!
>35
>m
>White/about 10-15% Jewish mutt (not enough Jew for special Jew powers)
>Thin/athletic (no meat, soda, lots of walking/running) 180 lbs
>Politically disenchanted. The system is fucked. But trump is making a serious bid for worst president ever
>Zen Buddhist
>Front of house sound tech/recording engineer at a local venue
> male
> 24
> greek
> average. 5' 11'' 185lbs
> U. S. A. U. S. A. U. S. A.
> superficially nice and empathetic but in internally jaded.
> 8 partners. 2 male 6 female. Longest relationship 10 months
> libertarian
> i believe in nothing
> social worker
Male
26
Nordic white
Tall
Neutraland
Chill
Few serious relations but now just sex
Fuck politics
Fuck Religious beliefs
Freelance camera operator and 1ac
>male
>23
>white
>tall, not fat, not fit
>"Merica
>tells jokes, may or mayn't be sociopath
>wife and 1 reoccurring CL grill
>idgaf
>idgaf
>Purchasing Manager
I had cancer and I was home schooled for 2Years and I was also laid back at two different classes.
Son of a bitch
Yo bitch you indian
>Male
>32
>Pale as fuuuuuck past my farmer's tan
>Fitter each day as I form healthy habits that require less mental energy to do the more often I do them.
>MURIKA!
>Recovering depressed weeaboo, finally making something of myself.
>Mostly what I bought with all the money I stole from my family over the years when I was lying to them about going to college
>We need everyone speaking their honest truth about what they're seeing in the world, not spinning a false propoganda message, because we can either have a pretty amazing future, using everything we've learned scientifically and our ability to connect over the internet, anyone who says they can predict what's gonna happen is deluding themselves. I don't want to tear down the established order, but we are heading toward a big transition, and I think there will need to be people who saw the problems and did something directly. I'm starting by fixing myself, and the world right around me. But I don't vote.
Tl:dr Hippie Cuck
>Love is my religion
>Bartender
Sex
>male
Age
>19
Race
>?? i'm from brasil
Body
>male body
Nationality
>french
Personality
>hard worker
Sexual history
>got a blowjob from a black girl and got fucked by a white guy
Political views
>hope politics all die
Religious beliefs
>
Occupation
>student working currently @ burger king, used to work for Sony
>Sex
M
>Age
25
>Race
European mexico
>Body
Skinny af
>Nationality
European Mexico
>Personality
I'd prefer to sleep than try to do something with my life
>Sexual history
Three gf, left both three because I'm toxic when in a relationship
>Political views
It can burn for all I care
>Religious beliefs
Gnostic
>Occupation
Former IT in an University, now unemployed because they mostly fired everyone I knew and I have too much anxiety when speaking with strangers so I left it.
>Political views
>>hope politics all die
Welp, I can't really blame you on that one
male
19
irish/spanish
5'7 64 kg average slightly thic
aus
ENFP
tfw never even held a boys hand or kissed
slightly traditional, left of centre economically, but cynical
agnostic/taoist, hippie gayness
neet until university next year hopefully
I used to be OP tier on politics and religion, then I realised it was autistic .
ITT OP wanted to show off that he learned the alt code to make a swaztika this weekend
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>I used to be OP tier on politics and religion, then I realised it was autistic
Just be glad you learned this young. You're actually living the dream i fantasize about as a 32 year old former indoctrinated cultist, and former resentful bitter anti-christian, because i was mad that God knew I watched Loli porn.
Finally stumbled on some Allan Watts, smoked some weed, put down my phone sometimes to just sit and listen the way I did when I was a kid, and started to reprogram my brain.
But dude, to be honest, I'd trade lives with you in a second right now. To be 19, going to college on the cusp of legalization, being able to really get to know my teachers, and focus in class the way I've learned to do.
This world is intricate and confusing and fascinating if you let it be.
Also, you're going to get laid. A lot.
HIPPIE CUCK! AWAAAAAAY!
Male
19
White as fuck
Chubby midsection, otherwise a twig
Australian
Somewhat cynical
Still a virgin
Down the middle, but don't care for traditions
Atheist
Cashier
I don't get how people still don't understand how this rule works. It's faggots like you that are the reason we never get tits anymore.
what movie is this?
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>Sex
Male
>Age
18
>Race
White
>Body
5'10, 135, Athletic
>Nationality
English, and ???
>Personality
Chill, Stoner, Criminal, Comedian
>Sexual history
4 partners, 1 Latina, 1 Asian, 1 Indian 1 White all women
>Political views
Republican but I hate cops
>Religious beliefs
Asatru
>Occupation
Part-time drug dealer, Amazon warehouse worker, waiting to leave for USMC boot camp.
>SURVEY
Sex
Age
Race
Body
Nationality
Personality
Sexual history
Political views
Religious beliefs
Occupation
>male
>19
>pretty fuckin white
>~40 lbs overweight, legs and belly
>NW USA
>cynical, past m'lady tendencies, realist, INTP
>kissless virgin
>center right libertarian, but extreme on certain topics
>basic bitch protestant, Pascal's Wager
>unemployed but have interviews soon and what not
Male
30
White
South African
Yes
About 13 girls I reckon, all orifices
Politics are fucked in this county, so I literally just vote for the strongest opposition to our current government
Christian
Architect
Its a mini-series called "Generation War"
Shit. I missed one. Guess I'll die now.
How's SA to live in?
It's pretty normal, as long as you don't do dumb shit like drive around in dodgy neighbourhoods with the windows down. Also, everything is expensive and everyone dishes out the race card. But yeah, other than that I can't complain.
I've always wanted to get a house in cape town or something. Where abouts in South Africa do you live? I'm guessing its shit to live there if you don't like blacks though huh? Also how did you like Leonardo Dicaprios South African accent in blood diamond?
Male
20
White
Athletic, 6 feet, white air, blue eyes
Danish
lol what
Many one night stands
Conservative
None
University, physics
Hitler would approve
Yeah but most of the older generation are stuck in the apartheid mentality towards black people. Cape Town is beautiful, and the mayor there has a tight leash on crime. I'm in Johannesburg, but a fair distance from the shit areas.
His accent was alright, except for the way he said 'doos", which is basically Afrikaans for cunt. Same with Ryan Reynolds in Safe house. Lol, "hy is 'n moordenaar, hy is 'n killer!"
>Sex
Male
>Age
27
>Race
Scandinavian germanic
>Body
Fat and shaved tightly
>Nationality
Danish
>Personality
singleminded, stubborn, proud
>Sexual history
Had my fair share (used to be thin and fit)
>Political views
Cosmopolit
>Religious beliefs
Believe in a single godlike force that sacrificed power (and created the singularity) to create what is slowly being unravelled today
>Occupation
Unemployed at the moment. Busk a little
ayy reading what you said boosted my confidence a little, unfortunately I had a bit of a bout with depression this year which affected my confidence. I think I went through, or am going through, a mild existential crisis, but I'm a very different person to what I was and have gone through a de-brainwashing process and have taken off the ideological lens I had on.
But I'm in the same boat as you, Alan Watts really opened my heart and mind to a different way of thinking a few years ago. I simply am not as conflict orientated and hot headed as I used to be, and hopefully I'll have a better time socially next year and people will be more comfortable with me.
I just don't have time for hate in my heart anymore. I wish more people would just relax a little, I just dislike modernity in so many ways I think things would be better if everyone slowed down.
>Sex
Male
>Age
23
>Race
Native American
>Body
Overweight
>Nationality
Murican
>Personality
Chill af
>Sexual history
? 1 partner
>Political views
Some right some left
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic theist
>Occupation
Garden center
>Male
>23
>Eastern Bloc
>Athletic
>Laid back, gets along with most sensible people
>15 maybe more women, usually in long term relationships meaning 2+ yrs
>Ancap
> Nobody exists on purpose, you get your 80ish years then you blink out the way you blinked in
> Military and Student
Hows the scenery around Johannesburg? Is there a lot to do? I'm not sure how serious I am about moving to South Africa, but i've always dreamed about it. I'm guessing the houses in Cape Town are pretty pricey.
But user, a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet.
>Sex
Male
>Age
22
>Race
White (anglo)
>Body
Average, short as fuck not skinny not chubby
>Nationality
English
>Personality
Outgoing, happy to chat with pretty much anyone as long as they aren't cunts
>Sexual history
only fucked 2 chicks, got into long term relationship early and would never cheat. Have sex roughly every 2 days when as long as she's not on her period.
>Political views
Centrist. Hate the extremes on both ends of the political spectrum. I think they over look the positives in both sides in favor of tribalism.
>Religious beliefs
Atheist. Raised by agnostic mother and Atheist father, never seen any reason to believe.
>occupation
Retail stock monkey. Currently looking for an apprenticeship so i can move onto a real career.
> Female (sorry, no tits)
> 18
> Caucasian
> Disgusting mass of skin diseases and fat
> Russian
> Anxious, paranoid, antisocial cunt that fulfils her occasional desire to socialise by visiting Sup Forums
> Virgin
> Cosmopolite
> Atheist (not the 'edgy teenager' kind)
> Student
Male
22
Scandinavian white
Semi fit
Danish
Outgoing, limit pushing, and a seeking of knowledge.
First time was at 16. But other stuff happened before hand. And now generally Daily If I'm in the mood.
Liberal/capitalism
None
Full time student and programmer.
>male
>28
>white
>slim/fit/
>british
>grumpy
>few long term relationships
>right wing
>athiest
>electrician
Whoops missed nationality
>MURIKA
nice try niggerfaggot
>>right wing
Kys
They are but as a foreigner I think you'd be amazed at how weakly the rand trades, so you'll be well off.
The scenery here is beautiful, just a little bit north and you go through the rolling mountains of Magaliesberg. I think Johannesburg itself is the largest man made forest on earth (probably the southern hemisphere).
There is a lot to do, yes, and a lot besides wildlife tours, which I don't do, as a local. Put it this way, there is always always a jazz festival somewhere. Not that I go to those either, as I'm not black. In any case, do a three month stint before you make a final choice to move here.
Oh yes the weather is fucking amazing.
>Sex
regularly
>Age
constantly
>Race
onlu noncompetitively
>Body
present and correct
>Nationality
is a tacit construct based on imaginary boundaries
>Personality
optional
>Sexual history
plenty
>Political views
cunts
>Religious beliefs
bigger cunts
>Occupation
occupies me
Stop being despressed
Go outside
Use your legs
>Female
>21
>Canadian Aboriginal/German
>240 LB all muscle
>See #3
>High functioning introvert, with asocial tendancies, sprinkled with depression or constant fatigue. Like to spend my time looking through bestgore and finding music and porn. People don't know how bad I am, I wake up at 4 am work out, work 2 jobs & juggle a social life. Lot's of people like me and think I'm very charming & sociable. But if they knew who I really am they would run the otherway. Tl;dr basically american psycho
>7
> Same bullshit different packaging
>see previous post
>hairstylist
> Male
> 21
> Sweden White
> Chubby and a bit below average in height
> Swede
> Recovering Sugar addict
> Raped as a kid, Only had foreplay otherwise.
> Supports Capitalism but believes in welfare state.
> Agnostic
> Teacher and Community youth center.
Whatever faggot
Sadly my mind doesn't work like that.
If I see a face I don't know I enter panic-mode.
Curiously I can bypass that panic by writing, but I'd look like someone seriously crazy if I do that.
>male
>38
>Ex-military, fit
>Had a few gf's, nothing too serious
>Agnostic
>Don't care for politics
>Latvian
>I try to be friendly to most people, except shitskins
>Work at a small diner-type place as a cook
>M
>35
>Black/English so... nigger
>stocky/burly
>US
>reserved but friendly
>married
>minarchist
>none
>retail drone manager
Male
33
White - German/Danish/Swedis
Recovering Fatass down to 210 from over 300
America, Fuck Yeah
I'm pretty nice overall. Not a fan of ghetto ass motherfuckers, or terrorists.
Fucked a few mexican girls, and one milf at a swinger party. Virgin till 27, lost it to a fine ass mexican/cherokee girl. Came in that pussy every night for over a year. Married to a non-slut now.
Conservative, mostly republican. I live in Texas.
Not a very good Christian, but don't fake it either.
Teacher
Male
19
White
Scrawny
German
Shut in
A 14yo a couple years back
I hate the gays and the trannies, and anyone who can't offer anything to society
none, can't bring myself to believe in god.
Full time student
Whats the weather usually like there? Usually I like more cloudy and rainy days, but I'm guessing that you don't get much of that being that it's in Africa.
>male
>22
>Irish, German, English (mostly anglo saxon)
>a thin 163lbs 5'10"
>Also a burger
>cynical depressed nihilist who uses his nihilism to achieve things and manipulate people (mostly women, because you nkow, we're all going in the dirt anyway, fuck it.)
>卐, Eins volk, eins fuhrer
>wishful deist
>Just got out og the armed forces going to college
Pic related, at least blacks were first to space
>Male
>21
>Arabic White
>Chubbers with flow
>USA
>ENTP
>have girlfriend, sexually active
>left of center
>former Baptist, current agnostic
>HVAC tech/ uni student
>Male
>2x where xIrish Canadian
>Canada
>extrovert
>lost virginity at age 15, had sex with 5 girls over 3 years, 6 year dry spell, no stds development, considering getting back on the market
>male
>23
>aryan white
>skinny
>danish
>shy, realist, trying to laugh at whatever in this world
>virgin
>centrist
>shinto/naturalism
>uni student/student job in biotech company
>Male
>18
>Finnish mongoloid
>Skin and bones
>Finnish
>Loudmouthed smartass
>So god damn virgin...
>Fuck politics, civilisation needs to die
>Atheist/nature worship
>unemployed
>(sorry, no tits)
she lost them in the war
>N.A.
>N.A.
>N.A
Sorry for double post
male
18
white
stocky
Welsh
i did weed this one time
had a snog and a succ no fucc
anything that pisses the sjws off
agnostic but not full neckbeard atheist
bicycle mechanic
>Sex
Male
>Age
18
>Race
white
>body
130 pounds, tons of core strength but no visible muscle.
>Nationality
Canadian
>personality
Existentially depressed, constantly sleeping, browse Sup Forums cause no social life, extroverted but extreme social anxiety.
>sexual history
Dated a guy for a year, buttstuff is fun, never shot for puss but plan on soon.
>Political views
Slightly liberal, mix of left and right, try to judge based on logic and remain unbiased, fuck feminist cunts.
>religious beliefs
no religious beliefs, very loose moral beliefs
>Occupation
unemployed
Got fucked up from years of no socializiation/friends and constant sleeping, literal brain damage, weighed 90 pounds two years ago. Back to normal and finishing school late.
Been hit on by three girls, never did anything cause social anxiety at the time (2-3 years ago).
took me a minute, I was trying to figure how someone under 10 found Sup Forums
Na there's plenty cloudy here, especially in winter, but it really depends where you are. The rain is 80percent in summertime though, and then it's hot on account of the clouds being a like a blanket. The weather here is -10 to 20 in winter, 20 to 50 in summer. Celsius, that is. I don't know what that is in Fahrenheit.
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>male
>almost 20
>white master race
> decent skinny with some muscles
> iraq
> dark humor to hide my overthinking self
> messed around with some cousins , a gf and some friends with benefits sexting and nudes action
> everyone suck
> there is a genius creator called god , created us humans for a sloe reason we should find out ourselves
> films maker and an admin of a sarcastic fb page making every politician look dumb (some dangerous shit in my country)
No shit. Thanks for all the info user. I just looked up the transfer rate from USD to ZAR and holy fuck. I just need to amass a moderate fortune here and then I can live well in SA till I fucking die. It's settled then, I'm moving to South Africa.
oh sexual history, bj at 14 if that counts for losing virginity. 15 just normal sex.
can't complain about sex life but could be more lively I guess
>M
>21
>Germanic white
>Average
>american born
>sarcastic, youre either a ride or die or i we wont get along
>3 or 4 females, done my experimenting though
>politics are for old fucks and people that dont realise government is pointless
>dont know, whatever there is there is, im not gonna try and find out
>restaurant job while i attend uni
Don't ever get in a taxi. Uber, always uber.
>Male
>22
>Mongolian
>Skinny, unhealthy.
>Indian
>Very pessimistic, social retard
>Permavirgin
>None
>None
>None, just graduated this month
>Sex
Male
>Age
23
>Race
White
>Nationality
Portuguese/Irish
>Personality
Laid back, good sense of humor
>Sexual History
1 girl I've been with for nearly 7 year's
>Political Views
Lean Left
>Religious Beliefs
Atheist
>Occupation
Customer Service in IT(nothing technical yet)
Why am i not surprised shize
Male
22
White
Average
Aussie
Depressed alcoholic
I've been a slut I'm my time
Don't know if there's a god but I'll see you in hell :)
Mechanic
Kek
>Sex
Female
>Age
18
>Race
White
>Body
Chubby
>Nationality
American
>Personality
Fun funny
>Sexual history
Kissless virgin :/
>Political views
Left
>Religious beliefs
Christian
>Occupation
Student
Ebenfalls.
Danke für das Bild.
>Sex
yes
>Age
old
>Race
too slow
>Body
yes
>Nationality
'Murica
>Personality
too cool
>Sexual history
ask your mom
>Political views
dislike orange douche bags
>Religious beliefs
no
>Occupation
no
>Male
>25
>White
>Skeleton skinny
>American
>Broody asshole
>Had sex with 1 girl, 2 or 3 bj's from others
>Apolitical
>Christian
>Warehouse worker