How big are Donald Trump's shits? Massive, rock hard and pitch black logs, pale, creamy diarrhea, tiny little balls of fun or somewhere in the middle?
How big are Donald Trump's shits? Massive, rock hard and pitch black logs, pale, creamy diarrhea...
Ethan Hill
Nathan Rogers
I want to feel donald trump's chunky fudge lumps spurt down my esophagus, tearing it along the way.
Austin James
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Lincoln Cruz
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Jacob Smith
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Owen Davis
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Cameron Hughes
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Parker Price
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Dominic Roberts
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Christian Gonzalez
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Jack Phillips
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Kayden Hall
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Brayden Torres
Trump doesn't pass shits because it would be like leaving behind a piece of himself, and he loves himself too much. He holds it in every day as the shit compresses in his colon, subject to the heat of his rage and density of his intellect. Then once a year, usually Ivanka's birthday, he passes a tiny fecal diamond into Jeff Sessions's open mouth then snowballs it back and swallows it again to become a new part of the glory that is trump.
Next caller.
Juan Cruz
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Luis Murphy
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Nathan Harris
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Lincoln Allen
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James Ramirez
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Connor Clark
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Alexander Smith
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Jayden Reyes
Suddenly, babbys
Blake Ward
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Kayden Brooks
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Adam Kelly
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Owen Morales
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Angel Jones
That's a lot o babys
Liam Ortiz
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Henry Wright
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Bentley Hall
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Luis King
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Brayden Edwards
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Aiden Evans
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Jace Thompson
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Oliver Perry
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Benjamin Smith
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Hunter Murphy
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Jeremiah Ortiz
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Brandon Carter
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Gabriel Johnson
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Brayden Russell
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Luis Lewis
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Landon Jenkins
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Jaxson Moore
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Hudson Turner
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Carter Lewis
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Jose Mitchell
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Jayden Davis
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Carter Miller
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Dominic Cook
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Gabriel Kelly
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Xavier Watson
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Parker Clark
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Eli Johnson
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Dylan Sullivan
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Carson Wood
We'll let you know once he stops shitting on all of us. Don't want to measure it too early.
Ryder Bell
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Wyatt Stewart
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Ethan Cook
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Ayden James
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Parker Hernandez
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Hunter Ortiz
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Juan Miller
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Jackson Johnson
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Ryder Ortiz
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Nicholas Miller
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Jayden Thompson
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Luke Russell
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Eli Cruz
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Benjamin Martinez
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Luis Sullivan
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Christopher Morgan
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Josiah Perry
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Brody Long
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Jack Kelly
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Ethan Richardson
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Ryan Myers
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Isaac Rogers
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Jason Mitchell
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Gavin Cox
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Ryder Brooks
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Christopher Fisher
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Lucas Evans
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Dominic Walker
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Oliver Brooks
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Jordan Watson
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Jordan Turner
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Jacob Baker
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Lincoln Peterson
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Jayden Powell
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Ian Sullivan
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Hudson Williams
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Ryder Rivera
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Gavin Nelson
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Isaiah Carter
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Blake Miller
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Joseph Diaz
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Jeremiah Ramirez
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Gabriel Collins
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Joseph Lee
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Jonathan Sanders
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