Guys help I just lost $2,200 playing Poker at a Casino close to my house and now I'm dead broke.
I was trying to be a professional Poker player and realize this game was all about getting luck. Help me, please I'm desperate I can't tell my girlfriend I spent our savings on a Poker game.
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Poker isn't about luck at all you stupid faggot, it's a numbers game. You can literally calculate the strength of your hands and the chance of winning from that. Then it's just a matter of playing your opponent, trying to figure out what they have.
You deserve to be broke after being such a fucking idiot. Jesus christ there is so much information out there on how not to suck, did you know think at least once to look at any of it?
Your gf will leave you and most likely be fucked raw everyday.
You will become an Alcoholic witch then leads to an herion addiction.
You will be sucking cock for your next score in a year or so
It's possible to play professionally but you have to understand that at any time the luck factor could outweigh skill and you could lose a few buy ins. What you've done is simply gambling.
Your mistake is putting too much on the line in the one session.
Play for the longterm, no more than 1/20 of your bankroll at any one time. In a word
I know how to count cards and its 52 cards in a deck. Counting card is easy. They say if you can count card the you will win card games easily.
Dont give up yet user, you can do it! Now get yourself a loan and win your Money back. I believe in you.
yeah drown yourself in debt >.>
You stupid for investing money you can't afford to loose in a game of chance
srs advice
Get a loan to cover the savings
pay it back really slowly
hope she doesn't notice
wait for her to fuck up like cheat or something, alternatively fake some shit
drop the bomb you need to pay the loan back
you're even so she cant be mad
fuck her till the sunshines and move on with your life
You're a fool and I have no pity for you.
kill yourself
well deserved, poorfag
>Anonymous 07/31/17(Mon)23:40:42 No.740654436▶
> (OP) #
>I know how to count cards
They say if you can count card the you will win card games easily.
Yeah I saw rain man too, you obviously don't know shit
get a job fuckstick
Get a job and earn back the $2,200
sell your body parts
He was playing in a casino. I work in one. In order to beat the rake you would have to be playing serious fucking stakes. It's a scam. That's before you add in the shit they take for bad beat jackpots and the like. Some casinos still use prop players too. Then of course you have tables of people who all in collusion waiting for your dumb ass to sit down. You are fucked the minute you walk in the door.
this guy
>truth
Whoops
Professional poker players never gamble something they can't lose.
This does not work for poker, man I hope this thread is just b.s.
I spend that amount of money on gas for my yacht in a day, you poor ass broke bastard
You know that feeling when you've spent your entire lifes savings on a carnival game, and all you have to show for it is a stuffed banana with dreadlocks?
Rob a bank.
Don't buy chips with money you can't lose, dipshit
LOL
Lost.
>$2200
>savings
Fucking pleb.
Think about it OP, if it were an actual game of luck, you would never lose $2,200.
Sure, you would lose SOME of that money, but then you would also by chance win some back when you got good luck instead. So you should not find it is even possible to lose $2,200 in a game of chance.
By now you probably see what I am getting at here: the game was rigged against you, and the casino you were playing at has cheated you out of your winnings.
I think you only have one option, and that is to wreak bloody retribution on everyone involved with the running of that casino, their family, and their pet dogs.
>I was trying to be a professional Poker player and realize this game was all about getting luck.
kek, trying to be pro yet you have no self awareness about your level, it's because you're unlucky of course. Yet, you're too stupid to figure out how to work with a simple bankroll management? You beat the game, sure dumbo.
what the fuck is wrong with america
how can $2600 be a life saving?
how can anyone be paid less that than in a month working?
Losing 2,2K at poker can happen to anyone on the short run, even at 400NL it goes fast, that's not even the point. If you know anything about the game you are aware of variance and rolled for it.
Also, 2K as a life roll for a poker pro is the biggest joke I have ever heard, a rake-back pro at N30 probably wins just as much.
The vast majority of Americans make far less than 2600 a month. Its one of the big reasons we are not ok with European levels of taxation.
I will also say this though, housing costs and living expenses in the US are a lot less than Europe. For example, owning your own home, free and clear, in your 50's is a realistic dream for an American. Owning your own home in much of Europe is considered a fantasy under pretty much any circumstance
but.. even with the tax thing removed.. which accounts only for a factor of
You don't get much taxes on a 30K a year salary in Europe, idk what you're on about. How much do you pay in the US on that ?
Also, unless you are a single cashier in a supermarket, owning your own house in Europe is very much possible, Europe is way bigger than Paris and London. Sounds to me you've never researched what you're talking about.
Owning a home free and clear is rapidly becoming the fever dream of a madman for the average man.
79% of Americans have less than 1,000 dollars in savings. 51% have no savings at all. OP is ahead of the game.
BTW, the average American Salary is roughly $1,410 a month after taxes
30K a year in the US would put you in 10% tax bracket, but you also dont pay any tax on the first 7k you make a year. So 30K a year salary would end up paying roughly $2,300 for the year before any other deductions.
Unless you live in a big metropolis this is just a plain lie, and even then you always have the opportunity to move in the suburbs.
Almost anyone who has a job can get a loan, and the mortgage payments are often cheaper than renting. If you're married it's even easier.
You won't get your own home if your a single loser on benefits but that's far from the average man.
You have to pay for the insurance/retirement on top though (at least before Obama care, I haven't really followed the developments). You would probably be closer to 20/25% in most EU countries I believe but you get lots of opportunities to make up for it. Each kid is a discount + allowance, being married is a discount etc... On top of that your employer pays a good chunk of your retirement/health care bill. It's not that bad really.
shit. you are right. just googled some stats and it turns out i took those "communism" things (haha, capitalist economies anyway) for way too granted.
no fucking saving, at all? that sounds like hella stressed life.
...
Yes each child in the US is a $4500 deduction (if you dont owe any taxes, you get this 4500 in cash paid to you) retirement and insurance... that is called FICA to us, and is included in the 10% (roughly) Retirement is up to you (called 401K) and is tax free (any money you save is not taxed at all)
If you make 30K a year in the US and have 3 kids, you would not pay taxes and get a check about $11,000 every April
Houses in the ghetto that were 40k when I was in highschool are 170k now. My parents bought their house for 114k fifteen years ago and they're already looking at selling it for almost 300k, no renovations, nothing. The market is out of control while wages remain low.
It's certainly possible, yes. For a single person it's much, much harder.
You work until you succeed or until you die
My sister in law just bought a 4 bedroom, 2 bath house in Savannah Illinois for $18k. The mansion down the street from her is selling for 30K
Protip. Dont live in a city or near one. A nice white suburb will be just as expensive or more than living in the actual city
I can blatantly lie on the internet too.
> if it were an actual game of luck, you would never lose $2,200.
That's terrible logic:
>Play roulette
>Bet $2200 on black
>Hit red
There, I've lost all my money on a game of luck. It doesn't mean it was rigged.
>It's a mansion y'all!
Compared to the trailer she moved from maybe.
What does someone who lives in Savannah, Illinois do for a living?
Work in Clinton Iowa (a 30ish minute drive), drive a semi truck, work on a farm, or at the transmission factory
Cook meth or rob people.
Make that loss less stupid.
"prove" your GF that you lost on stock exchange, bonds, all that more-serious-looking stuff
Ha get rekt, loser
>lose 2200 bucks
>life is over
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Jesus mate, just rob a bank or turn tricks or something. It's not like you can sink any lower anyway.
Ill give you 2.2k but you gotta convince your gf to let me fuck her
>OP has proven he is unworthy of the trust of his gf
>replies suggest more acts of treason
stay classy Sup Forums
You cant hide it from her man, you fucked up. If you want to keep her dont keep playing the lie. Just add up for what youve done 2k isnt alot of $. Also gambling is for retards, i hope you learned your lesson. Youd have better luck earning money dressing up like a bum and asking for $ in a weathy town or city district.
Professional poker player. Psshh Gtfo
My uncles a truck driver and he bought a house in Oklahoma. He used to live in California
Haven't you ever heard of bankroll management? I get that there's a certain amount of luck involved (in one weekend I once lost to a better full house on the river 4 times), but putting all your money at risk in one session a stupid, rookie move.
As a general rule of thumb I think most players use 5% or 10% of their bankroll in a session.
Get a loan take it back to the casino and double your money
Better yet, double down
You can still go for prostitution.
Just sell your ass to some gay dudes, you don't deserve better for betting everything you had in a poker game.
And btw, 2200 dollars as life savings is shit.
You can either suck 2200 dicks for a dollar a pop or 220 dicks for ten bucks a pop.
At least he doesn't say witch instead of which
Do you feel better now? Cooler? More manly? Well everything thinks you're a fat, fedora wearing neet who's probably never left his house other than to buy soda or McDonald's. Lol. A yatch.