"Hey user, how would you like your steak?"

"Hey user, how would you like your steak?"

No thanks, I'm vegan.

"Like a 12 yo virgin girl, rare"

just bring me the live cow

Medium Rare, the only way a steak should ever be done.

I'll take it.

Well done.

however mom cooks it.

Sleepy

y-you too

This

Well done with ketchup

The problem is when you order Medium Rare, they always overcook it. If you go one step further and just order it Rare so that they'll overcook it to Medium Rare, you get the exact opposite effect. It's undercooked and extremely Rare.

>mfw you can never have a Medium Rare steak

Kitty is disappoint at your dish OP

I'd like it rare, but cook it really really hot so there's just a little charring on the outside.

Most places I go to here in Teas always cook it just right. I've had a few non-steak places cook it too much but thats why you should avoid non-steak places.

then you fucking tell them to fix their shit!

kek

Fuck that kitty we also have excellent sides and large cokes

Milk steak boiled hard with raw jelly beans

>we also have excellent sides and large cokes
The kitty will be the judge of that.