Do you think it would be possible to make a movie that is "Perfect" according to CinemaSins?
Here are some things that a movie must/mustn't have to be perfect:
>No Narration
>No trying to sneak in exposition through dialogue
>Have a scene that contains a lapdance
>If you are making a sci-fi movie, be sure to get your science correct
>No coincidences, period
>No sinning yourself
Any others?
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Yes. Back to redit.
What a terrible formula.
Just make a movie that's name won't help them get ad revenue and they'll never make a vid about it
Literally all 5 screenplays i've written are considered perfect using this formula
i fucking hate this channel with a passion, they nit-pick movies in such mean spirited way.
at least when RLM shit on a movie they do it in a good way that make you like the movie even more
RLM?
>OP is a faggot
Thread sins(tm)
If you made a movie that avoided all their "plot holes", it would get sins for lacking conventional narrative structure.
Cinemasins is literally causing autism in children.
>he has hands *ding
>he eats *ding
>i dont like how the shit looks *ding
>no reason *ding
I think they're pretty fair and admit they're nitpicking every little detail. You know it's a good movie when it has like 100 sins with no repeat bonus segment to shit all over it.
>Cinemasins top movies of all time
Bland as fuck.
His criticisms are rarely valid
The only patrician choices on are is Muppet Christmas Carol and Waterworld
>using the term guilty pleasures
>ding
Fags.
More like "pleb as fuck".
Look at what movie they did today. Just do it.
Thats horrible
*ding
That whole .jpg deserves 20 sins alone. But I'll remove 5 for Galaxy Quest.
Every one of their "Everything wrong with..." videos complains about logos at the beginning, so, no, it's literally impossible.
OP please kill yourself
anyone who watches cinemasins here also kill yourself, seriously just fucking end it
No, that's the point. No movie is without sin.
What's wrong with it? I know it's a popular channel but it's enjoyable in it's own way.
*shitty joke
*ding
>It was Battleship
Does anyone actually take Cinema sins seriously? Some of you fucks worry me sometimes.
fuck off
Teens seems to like it.
My young brother follows it religiously.
He also refuses to watch any movie older than 6 months.
Not an argument.
CinemaSins pisses me the fuck off because its such an autistic mixture of genuine criticism, ebin reddit jokes, minor nitpicks and absolutely retarded and factually wrong complaitns or stupid self-contradictions.
*ding
As long as you realize it's all a joke feel free to keep this opinion.
Shame it's not a funny joke.
I remember when he tried to do other things on his channel and failed.
tell me this isnt real
have they only seen shit movies?
So is CinemaWins the same guy, or a copycat?
Subjective but I agree with you.
>Demolition Man
>Tron: Legacy
>The LastBoy Scout
>bad movies
this fucking guy
>People still think Tron Legacy is a bad movie
FUCK YOU ITS GOOD YOU GODDAMN PLEBS
>there are people who legitimately think CinemaSins is being completely on the nose and serious in its reviews
>there are people autistic enough to think that a series with a running joke of 'scene doesn't contain a lap dance' is being completely sincere or even partially sincere
I want /r9k/ to leave, you people are literally on the autism spectrum.
>there are people who think Cinema Sins is good in any way, shape or form
I want Reddit to leave.
Sounds a whole lot like Sup Forums honestly.
Realizing something is a joke doesn't mean you think it's good. Now quit being autistic.
Can you get this Redd*t shit out of here? I hate the fact that these guys act like films' basically need to be bulletproof. "Sins', lmao.
kek
In terms of format, cinemasins is more comedy and less review.
"We're not reviewers. We're assholes"
"One of us was an extra in The Last Castle"
>No Narration
>No trying to sneak in exposition through dialogue
>If you are making a sci-fi movie, be sure to get your science correct
>The Matrix is number one
You're retarded if you think they're shitting on the movies they nit-pick