Not gonna lie. I laughed until I pissed myself, and then I continued laughing until security had to escort me out of the theater, but I couldn't make it to my car because I was laughing so hard that I collapsed in the parking lot and they had to call a paramedic and when they got there I was still laughing and he asked me my name and how I got there and who the president was but all I could manage to choke out through gritted teeth was, "does anyone have any orange slices?"
I unironically enjoyed Ant-Man's quips. I thought he was the best part of the movie.
Come at me faggots.
Tyler Walker
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Bentley Phillips
LOL
Lincoln Nguyen
Will this become a Meme please?? We need more Marvel Memes
Brayden Howard
>all of those fucking artifacts kys
Lucas Cruz
>its a Sup Forums tries to force a new meme episode
Jaxon Hall
I remember the packed movie theater I saw this movie in, and the complete silence when he said "Does anyone have any orange slices?"
Literally no one had any idea what the hell he was referencing
Jacob Wood
Was it a special showing for the disabled? Is that why you were there?
Colton Gray
Every showing of a capeshit moving is a special showing for the disabled
Zachary Diaz
...
Tyler Cruz
See, I'm looking at this, and you know what's funny?
In the right, we have a situation where realistically speaking the defending character could get seriously fucked up if the attack hit, but the movie doesn't want him to get hurt in this situation.
In the left, the defending character is in no real threat whatsoever because the worst thing a steal beam can do to them is end up with a perfect impression of the guy's "bad side", like it's a Looney Tunes cartoon after it crashes into him, yet the movie wants to pretend like he needs to defend himself.
The right side doesn't work, because the tone of the scene makes it all too obvious to the audience that no one's really going to get hurt. The left side doesn't work, because the audience is all too aware that the characters are basically human pinballs from whom no matter how far they get hit or thrown, the actual damage of most of these scenes amounts to no more than a mild hit in a slap fight.
The right still comes out on top, if for nothing else, because it's exactly what paying customers went in wanting to see, but the left one doesn't make you believe that a man can die.
Owen Williams
>Literally no one had any idea what the hell he was referencing It wasn't a reference to anything... it was just a throwaway line they felt the had to add to keep up the 'liveliness' of the scene
Owen Sanchez
marvel memes belong to tumblr and reddit
Brayden Nguyen
I, also, unironically enjoyed Ant-Man's ant(!)ics. 100 percent, not-even-meeming.
I can't even tell if Sup Forums shits on Civil War for le ebin meem upboats or not anymore.
You guys have fucked with post-post-post-ironism so much that I can't even tell what's real and what's not anymore.
Fuck you guys, Civil War was pretty good.
Joseph Torres
> starts off thread with first post sounding enraged and ass blasted
You're supposed to reel them in slowly OP. You seem to have triggered yourself here...
Do we constantly need a thread on here reminding everyone that no one on this site has played sports
Elijah Miller
Does lifting 4x a week count?
Michael Wright
lifting your tiny cock you mean?
Adrian Collins
o shit waddup
Dylan Morgan
TIL orange slices is a thing americans do when they play sports, they eat oranges for the vitamins.
truly an esoteric masterpiece.
Austin Lewis
why orange slices? why that specifically?
Nicholas Brown
the utter most kek
Logan White
American """"humor""""
Isaiah Harris
It's just a b8 post, turn off your brain bro
Camden White
i did this during halftime at soccer.
then i stopped playing soccer
Brody Moore
If you weren't a 300+ lbs obese autist faggot you might've played sports when you were a kid, and orange slices are a common snack. Vitamins, sugar, and hydration.
Cameron Wood
I know this might be a hard thing to handle given your aspergers, but not everywhere is the same as whatever fucked up shithole you grew up in
Levi Walker
HEY REMEMBER THAT REALLY OLD MOVIE STAR WARS
THIS IS LIKE THAT WALKER THINGY ON THE ICE PLANET
GO SEE STAR WAS EPISODE 7 FORCE AWAKENS
Aaron Foster
>10/10, thanks again YIFY!
Jace Bennett
"They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the Rhumba beat..."
Carson Ortiz
I believe this belongs to you, Captain America!
I found "aww you gotta take it back to the shop" funnier than "you're conscience" because its such a Scott line.
Zachary Cox
40 keks for you
Owen Martin
what was he referencing
Tyler Myers
I think it's an American thing to give kids orange slices after sports games/practice.
Jack Cox
DC needs to stop making their movies with VLC
Eli Mitchell
>"I'm ready arrow guy" >"don't worry I've done this before... once... in a lab"
reminded me of myself when I play multiplayer games with my friends and have no idea whats going on but try anyway