Pick a super power and give another Anons superpower a draw back

Pick a super power and give another Anons superpower a draw back

Flying

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You can only fly at speeds of 10 mph.

The ability to get anyone I desire to fall in love with me sexually.

You become impotent

Shapeshifting

The power to nut as long as I want with my cum coming out nonstop.

Invicibility

Erectile disfunction

Mimic

Can only glide
Every time you seduce someone, an inch of unshavable hair grows from your neckbeard
Can only become bildo
Prostate cancer


Telekinesis

My superpower is to be able to stop time and be able to rape people while the time is stop. You can only shape shift into sex toys

Once you start, you cannot stop. And also you will become carrot.

You have to stay in shifted form for 24 hours

You can't die and you're forced to spend eternity alone because everyone dies but you

I can read minds

You can only use it one time.
>and its permanent
General telepathy!

I'd take it tbh

In permanent state of paralysis
Unable to control own thoughts or actions while mimic

Can generate 1,000,000 volts of electricity through body and use lightning as a projectile

Getting cancer by using it

You're disabled from the neck down

My power would be the ability to change genders any time I wanted

become a faggot

You hear everyones thoughts all the time and can't turn it off unless you have a buttplug in your ass.

I want the superpower to turn into a 10/10 beautiful woman.

You can't turn it off ever

You will randomly hear people's thoughts, often the worst ones.

I want to travel dimensions

Enjoy

>The power of blackholes

You just start liking traps

Turn into spaghet
>"Black" holes

Can talk to animals

the ability to fight off my gay urges

>your dick shrinks 1 mm every time you nut inside a woman
>forced to rape men
I want to have the ability to teleport to people using ip addresses

you cant bring anything with you and end up naked/hairless/whimpering wherever you go

>I MEANT ONE INCH

you get printed out and have to spend a day reinflating

Get killed by AdBlocker

Can stretch asshole to an unlimited size

fuck that's pretty good

You can only teleport to very unconvincing, hairy traps.

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You can only teleport to people who are going to try to rape you

The ability to bring anyone back to life

Remain newfag

>you can't feel pleasure

Come back as a low functioning autist

Skin stays streched to whatever the biggest size was

Time reversal

Unable to stop it but being completely conscious of what is happening

Spend the whole of their meager existence trying to anhero

The ability to seduce any 10/10 girl

>Get fucked by a horse every time it shrinks back to normal size

i'd take that

Q

kek this is good

The ability to get quads every time I post

best one

You will also liquid shit the whole time while cumming

...

Become a qt anime girl

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Can only read your own mind

Only during sex

Fuck me. I totally fucked up. I ment invisibility. Invincible and invisible is hella different words. Okay so my power would be invisibility.

what are you seven?

Is a faggot

Ability to transform into being of pure light energy

Is autist/10

> "A" cup
I want reincarnation but i want to have memory of my past lives

for 2 hours a day

can create cakes out of thin air

Btw has anyone of you seen the movie of a man who gets birth like 80 years old or some shit, old anyways, and as years go on he only gets younger?

you have to fight off aliens dr who style

Not a single prospect wanting you as a waifu, because you're a fat nigger

What was name of that movie? From same

You immediately turn into a black hole with your current mass, the resulting explosion kills you and everyone on Earth.

Transformation requires a Fuck load of energy, thus forcing you to occasionally change back, then eat insane amounts of food, but your digestion is also fucked so that you only push out angry, wet, swamp dookies

Super-farts

If their or your internet cuts out mid-transfer, you're lost outside the universe forever.

you're essentially a cloud of methane that smells like farts and rotten eggs

Benjamin Button

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Their bodies are still decomposing, and cause them constant pain forever.

supper smelly

I can change my sex whenever I want

The curious case of Benjamin button, with Brad pitt

'Betus
Shit pants quite regularly

Transform into animal

Changing sex takes 2 months and is excruciatingly painful for the duration of the change and you're allergic to pain killers of every type

Granted, but it happens by not letting you post until you'd get quads.

Only once for each sex
> can only change once

Become sterile in the process.

mangina

Into a crab

you automatically attack any human you see

swap consciousness with anyone

I want my autism to go away

Can fuck any girl i want

It's Nancy Grace

They also gain this power

Sea crab or pube crab?
Either way doesn't sound that bad


INFINITE $$$ THAT YOU CAN PROCURE FROM RUBBING HANDS TOGETHER

>Perpetually flaccid

After it goes away you get 2 autisms

Everyday you swap conciousness with Jake Paul once for 15minutes (you can't kys)

Invisibility

Oprah's pube crabs

ITS EVERYDAY BRO

The power to shit post on Sup Forums

You cry out loud when you're invisible

>put on a wingsuit, or something
>Fly really high
>Fly really fast

Granted but you will have no real life at all

you've already ascended

>I already do

Shit I already got that super power

Still a faggot
Autism doesn't exist, you're just fucking weird
Nervous system deteriorates at an alarming rate


A really cool black superhero with all powers of Superman

You also get the intelligence of the animal. You can only change back to a human if the dumb animal wants to.
You eventually lose track of your original body and end up wandering between various random people forever.
You become an annoying, obnoxious chad instead
The girls think you're someone else who they're actually attracted to while you're fucking them
You can't see because your retinas no longer absorb light
You're trapped on this godforsaken site forever

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