When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

I'm never having sex in my life sex is the lie and acting of the devil the minute u have sex u become fallen and owe the world and hate is forever

Like 2 days ago

6 or 7 years ago i think. kinda miss it sometimes.

37 years ago.

Never.

When was the last time you took sleeping pills?

A few days ago.

I just had sex with Jennifer Gardner 10 min ago
Hopefully next time she'll be there

Today

9 years ago.

NEVER

Let's see, what's today? July 31st? Five years.

March

Virgin

about an hour ago

Last Night

I realized I had no chance with women, I was too slim and beta. I'm on estrogen and testorone blockers now, my dick barely gets hard anymore and there are some very nice changes overall :)

This is sad, but the last time I had sex was 2002.

I have had soooooooo many chances since then. Girls like me and I can frequently charm them to the point where I *know* I could fuck them if I just made the move.

But I always back away before it gets to that point. Idk why.

5 months back

Months now my gf has frozen up

Sometime between 2010-2011. At an Asian massage parlor. (I don't have much of a social life.)

And please don't contribute to human trafficking. I haven't done that since, and I won't do it again.

Homosexuality could explain it.

2 days ago

2 hours ago

you aint gettn it someone is

With a woman: 3 years.
With a man: About a week.

12 years ago

3 months ago. Last time before that was 6 months prior. Never under any circumstances get married all you young fags

Early this morning. Its what happens when you have a wife. Roll over with a hard on, start rubbing her cum button, sex. Back to sleep.

Never.

Whatever really.

20 minutes ago. got my dick sucked and ate a pizza now here i am.

>marries the wrong woman
>gives ill advice to younglings

If you do get married, make sure she wants to fuck as much as you do

A little over a week ago.

March 2014.

I wanna kill myself.

Last night, here's a pic. She's only 95 lbs.

It was in the previous millenium.

you call that a cum shot? you gotta super soak em

About 3 weeks ago with a Chinese prostitute at a motel about 5 minutes from my house. Cost me $160 and lasted about 30 minutes.

I haven't been in pussy since the day I came out one