I have been here since before your Sun was born. You call me Angle

I have been here since before your Sun was born. You call me Angle.
Ask me anything.

Why do I piss blood?

whats your fav milkshake flavor

Your damaged. It would be interesting to hear what your Doctor had to say.

How is it that after millions of years you're still such a massive faggot?

The book says "you can't kill a stone", but I'm pretty sure a block buster up your ass would do the trick. Is that true?

It depends on the tastes of my host.
This person only drinks water and alcohol.

Do you know Saxon and Jute?

How do I shut her down for good?

Faggots have always existed and will continue to make up a small percentage of the population. They serve a very important role.

what angle are you? 90 degrees? 12 degrees? or even 168 degrees?

where are you an angle? in a triangle, square?

so many questions!

The white men of Europe and the Islands.
Yes

Listen to her then leave her

Are you acute angle?

My spelling, grammar and composition skills are limited to those of my host.

Motherfuck you, this bitch is trying to kill me ... aint gonna listen to shit

Youre being a tad obtuse here angle

Answer the question, fucker. 16 degrees? 92?

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angle or gtfo

Then kill yourself. No harm done in the long term.

360 then seems its important to you.

Checkd and Correct.
Are you obtuse or acute? Do i need triangulation to get yer hypoteneuse?

0/10

I can be 360 or 0 and nothing in between.

Fuck you! This now a Cyberman thread!

>Why i piss blood
>You damaged
No shit sherlock
>It would be interesting to hear what your doctor has to say
Then why are you here? Get the fuck out you fucking piece of shit

That's not a fucking angle. That's a circle.

> turns 360 degrees and walks away

Your only about 300 years from something very similar.

>Angle

300? Is that your angle?

If you were contaminating life on Earth I would care. But your not. What you have read here today will influence your next move anyway.

You're fucking dense, lay a curse on me if you're actually immortal

why are we all so very gay

you literally spelled it right in the filename and wrong in the post, "angle"

whats it like having downs syndrome

>call me Angle
>Your

I dont deal in magic just chemistry.
You can curse yourself however and you just did.

how i get big penioli

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Fuck off, weeping angel. You're creepy as fuck.

Only around 7% of you are Gay. Its been this way forever and in most similar species its the same.

So what's gonna happen to me now?

The file was on this hosts PC.

dude wut in the actual fuck

You will bring doubt to your own beliefs. Doubt brings with it slow judgment which can result in injury in such a fast moving world. By far the majority of your daily actions are subconscious. Do you think about how far you are going to turn your steering wheel every time you approach a corner?

So your host clearly knows how spell. So why were trying to blame your shitty spelling on your host?

>mfw op is wwe superstar

Fuck
Can you just make me your host or something and lift the curse

> deep thoughts
> just like that shitty old SNL skit

Have you made peace with knowing you will never see a vagina?

What is my greatest of sins?

You can lift the curse yourself. Again your already doing it. I just influence things.

Lit
Can I still be a host tho

I can have one if I want and have had many.
Your entire galaxy is a vagina you might like to know.

posting in this thread

Angle, liar, deceiving mortals again?

by how many degrees do you influence things, on average?

>I can have one if I want and have had many.

You may already have been. If you every find yourself acting in a way consciously or subconsciously out of nature then you have most likely been influenced by us in some manner.
Sometimes even a little stumble can change the fate of many. That microsecond pause can prevent great harm.

Yeah but I wanna be a host for like a year

There is truth here.

"You do not have a life, you ARE life"

Thoughts create reality. You are it.

Sin is as important as kindness. We are not of Gods creation. God is a creation of your species and so many others.

what do you think of this?

get

As an entity only so very slightly but as 1 of countless billions a great deal. Our aim is to ensure you don't ripen too fast or too slowly as a species. The timing needs to be right.

and this?

Well you will be as for as long as you remember this post then.

Reminds me a lot of the mating ritual of a fish type species not far from here.

So like will instill have control of myself or

Anyone notice the amount of dubs in this tread?.

Of course. I cant make you pick your nose but I can make you think differently. All I have done is cause a chemical reaction to occur in your brain.

fag

Lit

Thank you for participating. My purpose here has been completed.
The angry and doubtful now has wider perspective on life and will now have a more positive influence on those around him.

So how are you making your host type then

What class of angle are you if any?

Angle.

fuck off space nigger

Welp now I have a new fetish.

Can you give me answers about... GEOMETRY.

Source.
Now.