Took a pic of my English professor today

Took a pic of my English professor today.

What can you tell about him just based off of this photo Sup Forums?

That you want his D

He posts Rick & Morty references for karma.

He writes fan fiction.

He has fapped to Zelda r34.

Brony, must be.

My man!

hes an adult virgin.

Link his reddit

Winner

He's a good kid

He likes Buzzfeed and being pegged.

thats my fuckin brother. whats funny is he is always on Sup Forums

PROFESSOR NECKBEARD! WE ARE NOT LOST! THERE IS HOPE!

run-of-the-mill numale normie

Looks like some douche bag antifa faggit. You should set his car on firefire with him in it.

Reddit mascot: spend hours discussing on posts online.
Hyrule symbol: likes Zelda. In his 30's. Probably into hentai, anime and Jap culture. Likes videogames, and possibly RPGs.
Beard: 30's.
Long hair: I'm starting to lose my hair.

get off Sup Forums u reddit fag

he used gameshark growing up

there is no hope

>Patriots fan
>Zelda
>Reddit
>Someotherfagshitidontknow.jpg

Guaranteed adult virgin.

Probably ends every sentence with ",Man"

Renaissance fairs for days.

He's part of the 70-85% of academia that stays on as a teacher not because he's good at anything, but because he went through a year or two of rejection from well paying jobs because he's got a liberal arts in English. Just rip off some feminist blogs for sources on all your papers and then move on from the failure that is his life.

Born after 2000?

One of his students is a fag

he stares at the "hot chicks"

he is probably fucking the girl you like

He's thinks he is much MUCH smarter than he ever could be

>What can you tell about him just based off of this photo Sup Forums?
He has a small penis, is ultra leftist/(((liberal))), is very condescending, probably loves bbc vs human porn, likely a cuck, thinks he's super (((hip))) and (((cool))) cuz he parrots all the propaganda, has at least 2 cats, lives alone, hasn't touched a girl in forever, no one wants to see him naked or listen to his jewish lies and garbage. How'd I do?

You don't even need the image. Probably a huge cuck, sociopath, and pretentious cunt.

he is a failure.

His wife's son rapes him every night.

He's probably not a professor. Probably an adjunct with a Masters degree

Old pasta is old

prove it bitch

Wears a tag heuer watch

he is a pedophile, we need to warn the school immediately.

OP what is your schools name as well as the
teachers name so that we can report him to
the correct authorities

He likes the Houston Texans

Target lookin ass argyle sweatervest.

His hair needs an oil change every 2500 miles.

He has an extremely disappointed father.

he doesn't have a wife

People have spent a lot of time telling him long hair is so you man, but it's not so him with a sweatervest. It is not so him...with a sweatervest.

>reddit
>suck his d and gtfo

He uses an old-ass computer.

80's.
Running around in your 30's with gaming memorabilia is a form of autism m80.

Well played.

Oh god, you just know he attended Bernie rallies. Fucking commie.

He is obviously a winner

He's missing a pepe sticker on that laptop. You should help him out with that

Reddit sticker on his Mac means that he's a complete fucking loser.

He seems to enjoy a variety hobbies and activitys that are more or less very popular. He also seems to be a productive member of society.

>you're a (((faggot)))
an hero, nigger

>public school teacher
>productive member of society

you may only pick 1

Top tier grade A faggot

Rekt and kekt m8 9/8

80% probability that he will try to force some politically motivated hippy bullshit about the pros of communism to the entire class.

You're unequivocally gay for him.

that you're a faggot for taking whatever class he's selling.