Is it gay that I am considering putting a cucumber in my ass and trying to cum just using the cucumber. ;3

Is it gay that I am considering putting a cucumber in my ass and trying to cum just using the cucumber. ;3

Nah. Anal play is fucking great.

it's not gay as long as you're girly

Is it a male cucumber?

I'm feminine af (I'm pretty emo) and everyone thinks i'm gay but i'm not. my gf tried to get me to try and see if this thing would work but idk. I don't want to be gay.;(

uhhhh idk...

Been there.

Tried it.

Didn't do shit for me. I mean, I came really hard after jerking myself and gave myself a hell of a workout in the process. But even then, the difficulty involved and the cleanup after just is not fucking worth it.

Is... is the cucumber femenine?

pics or youre gay user

It's kinda big. I:

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This

No it's not, but that ";3" face in the other hand...

>"i don't want to be gay"
>wants to cum only using a cucumber
wtf dude

STOP!!! ;(

IDK OK o;

Yeah that's real fuckin gay

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Srsly, it makes me uncomfortable to se that :(

hmm

>;3
>;(
>|:
>;(
>0;
>:(
u srs man?

fucking islamists get out of this thread

sry

Dawg lemme bum a cig?

no offence
pls

if you are asking if i'm serious, ya I:

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STOP IT's making me cry. seriously dude. :(

This is a bait tread
OP is actually an troll from time immemorial
sage goes in one field

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??? wut ??? I have no idea what half of that means

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FUCKING STOP NOW

>wants to cum only using a cucumber
>thinka that means you're attracted to men
Are you dumb or retarded?

goat fucker

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DEUS VULT

Edgy posts to spice things up eh

>Is it gay t

OMG IT'S YET ANOTHER FAGGOT THREAD
HOW UNEXPECTED. HOW SPECIAL.

WTF IS GOING ON? Sup Forums NEVER USED TO BE INFESTED WITH FAGGOT/DICK/TRAP THREADS LIKE IT IS TODAY.

MODS ARE FUCKING USELESS.

FUCK THIS NOISE.

straight men don't get off on anal play, it could be anal pleasure is an evolutionary adaptation that gays have

I've masturbated with a cucumber twice.
>Microwave for a minute
>Hallow that shit out
>Lube that shit up
>Homemadefleshlight.jpg

Over all experience 6/10, would do again.

pretty sure OP is talking about sticking it in his ass.

That's like saying gay men can't get off on vaginas, you fucking tool
If it feels good it feels good, whether you like it or not you can be straight and if some faggot were to tie you down and suck your cock, you'd cum, not because you're gay and attracted to him, but because it felt good
So liking anything in your ass doesn't magically mean you'll be sexually attracted to men
God you're so fucking retarded I don't even want you to reply

this guy gets it

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>having a prostate makes you gay
wew lad

No it's not comparable. The anus is not a sex organ. Liking stuff in your ass doesn't necessarily mean you're attracted to men, but that you have a predisposition to engaging in homosexual behavior. You are more likely to be gay, in other words. I don't see how you could dispute it.

It's more likely you are if you stick things up your ass

So lesbians liking anal are straight?
You literally have no idea what you're talking about
The way you pleasure yourself has nothing to do with your sexual attraction to other people

...no? We're talking about men, not women. All women are a little gay anyway because of how we evolved.

You just said liking shit up your ass makes you attracted to men
So by that logic, lesbians who like anal aren't actually lesbians
According to you

>All women are a little gay anyway because of how we evolved

Nice reading comprehension.

I said if you are a man and you like things up your ass you are more likely to engage in homosexual behavior.


Interesting stuff, try google.

I'm done with you, you have no idea what you're talking about

Nice way of saying "I cannot dispute what you are saying"

The reason behind this is that the act of being penetrated is, of course, an innately feminine act. So lesbian anal play is a red herring that has no relevance, they are women.

No, there's just no point in arguing with a dumb person who doesn't know anything about the subject at hand
I'm not going to waste my time, you're not going to change my mind and I'm not going to change yours
And even if I did, I've accomplished nothing with my life by doing so
Have a good night, you want to consider this as your victory, go ahead

I didn't think the statement

"the act of being penetrated is innately feminine"

would be disputed or controversial, it seems like common sense

I mean...
How many people are sticking cucumbers up their ass and NOT imagining they are dicks? Come on now.

If you like putting phallic objects up your rectum to achieve sexual pleasure, then you're gay. I honestly don't know how you could have become this stupid.

Not if you suck the cucumber afterward

CAn I get some sause on this