Get into your car

>get into your car
>look right
>see this
>what do?

finish the bottle and pass out

lol'd

Looking right = looking out of window Ameritards

>flip shit
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY GODDAMN CAR?!"
>I just need a ride, that's all.
>"GET A FUCKIN UBER OR SOMETHING THEN, DON'T FUCKING BREAK INTO PEOPLE'S CARS!"
>"YOU'RE LUCKY I'M IN A GOOD MOOD, ELSE THE COPS WOULD BE HERE!"

Wrong. (You)tard

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I didn't know they had cars yet in the savage wasteland outside of the United States. It must be hard to drive without the correct standard to measure distances on roads.

Fuckking checked, and keked

Wonder how this crafty bitch got out of the trunk.

>"Who the fuck are you!?"
"I'm so and so could I please get a ride because bla bla bla?"
>"What's in it for me?"
"What do you want?
>"Blow me and I'll drive you where ever you need to go"
"omg no"
>"alright then get out of my car"
"wait no... bla bla"

Basically kick her ass to the curb or get my cock sucked. I'm not a bad looking lad so the 2nd option would prob work if she really needed the ride.
I'd also check out my car to make sure she's not some gypsy and no nigger is sitting in my backseat ready to steal my shit.

Knock her in the head and put her back into the trunk.

Grab her head and make her suck my dick

Cry because she looks like my ex

Knock her put with some spray and take her to the zoo

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Drive 360 degrees and crash into a tree.

I'd spray chloroform in the faces of the girls in the back of the car and then spray her with it.

hold her and the girls in the backseat hostage in my basement for a while and transform into The Beast™

Scream like a little bitch and throw my fists at her.

Ask her why she looks fucking autistic.

>360 degrees

thats a complete 180.

No, it's a 360 you fucking autist

But you be facing her 180.

>How much?

Bout tree fiddy.

Holy fucking shit.....

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Fuck that that means its a black girl surprised she didnt rob me already

That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

>gas
>ass
>grass
Pick one or more

The biggest twist of that movie was that it was a good M. Night movie

That burn was so obvious, and yet so good

Punch inda face

It was no Sixth Sense, but it wasn't bad.

>le burger education

Be mildly impressed by her ability to get into a locked car and upset with myself that I didn't fucking notice her until I got in the car.

Anya Taylor Joy, please do pic relate to me. I've been a very, very bad man and need to be taught harsh a lesson.

Just stop man Jesus, quit taking the bait you god damn newfag

Tell her to fuck off out of my car

>not even le mathematically correct 720 degree protractor

What do they even teach in school now?