Why do they make movies that no one cares about?

Why do they make movies that no one cares about?

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Im gonna see it cause tom hanks.

why the fuck is 1 WTC in this poster

there are tens of thousands of novels written every year

hell, there are thousands of original board games created every year


why cant one cunt create a decent script for a movie not based on something else? why are movies such shit? why do i contemplate suicide so often? my life really isn't that bad

Does anybody actually care about this story outside of New York?

I find it a facinating piece of aviation history. Im sure others do too.

Does anybody actually care about this story outside of the week of January 15, 2009? And even then it was only because the media shoved it down everyone's throats. If they released this movie in February 2009 it would have been too late.

This.

It's the Angry Birds movie for old people.

Because lots of people do care? It's Clint Eastwood and Tom Hanks, it's guaranteed to make money.

I can understand someone appreciating that aspect of it, but New Yorkers think the guy is some big hero while everyone else seems to realize he was just doing his job.

I'm guessing the 155 people who survived the crash and their family members care about it.

>have studio with billions of dollars of resources available for making movies

>0 ideas

>implying the academy doesn't cream themselves for shit like this
>muh important film

they should've died. the world would've been better off

But hes a known pedophile

>It's Clint Eastwood and Tom Hanks, it's guaranteed to make money.
Yeah because god forbid you take 2 actual talents and make something that's good and/or vaguely original first and foremost.

>airplane engines suck in birds
>engines destroyed
>pilot safely lands plane in Hudson River and everyone survives
what the fuck is the other hour and 30 minutes of the movie about?

>Corporations owned by baby boomers make movie for baby boomers.

How surprising

what about aviation history? he landed a plane in water?

>not knowing theres a new WTC re-built
>europoor education
fucking moron

>the untold story

From the trailers it looks like the plane stuff is 15% of the movie, the rest is Sully defending is actions, being harassed by the media and trying to move on with his life.

Boring as fuck.

Yeah making this movie fucking years later is so retarded. It was retarded to do it right after it happened but years later it's even worse. What the fuck is the entire movie going to be about? I saw from the commercial some drama in the aftermath like "my entire career is being judged on just 258 seconds" as if their was some kind of witch hunt for him afterwards. He was a hero, even if he was drunk as a skunk and high on meth he wouldn't face charges, he saved a shit load of people.

im american actually

Well I sure hope the budget wasn't larger than $2kish or they won't be making money from this limited demographic.

>Living in a fly over state

who is the knower

because they give the people what they want to see

t. hanks

So many great real life/historical movies waiting to be made. This one is such a waste by comarison.

It's going to be 90% about his life and the Hudson shit will only be about 10 mins of it.

well you see the Hudson River runs right by Manhattan, user

>spend a shit ton of money to create a cgi plane emergency landing in a river that was already seen in reality by everyone planning to see this shit movie

Actually yeah, I think it was the first time an airliner ever successfully ditched in water. There were no fatalities, the plane was left intact and it was done in the middle of a major city to boot.
That being said, there's no fucking reason to make it into a movie. Do a documentary maybe but we don't need to see Tom Hanks pretending to fly a plane.

they were blown up by thermite charges a few years back though

the events depicted in this movie happened in 2009. 1 WTC wasn't completed until 2013. go fuck yourself.

Investigation...

Airplane companies tend to not just go "eh whatever you made us lose like 2 million bucks, no biggie, I'm sure you did nothing wrong"

I thought it was jet fuel what melted the steel beams

i'm perfectly aware of that but the tower wasn't even there when the miracle on the hudson happened

Didn't they already make this movie with Will Smith?

No

They already did it with Denzel Washington.

>why do i contemplate suicide so often?

Depression.

My closest friend is a pilot and hes been hyped as fuck.

You don't get out much, do you?

What's with all these dumb "Based on true story/events" movies coming out lately anyway?
There's Sully, that one about Snowden, the one about Deep water Horizon, and the one about Michelle and Barack Obama's first date (why?)

Seriously, what's with this sudden trend?

>Hanks and Eastwood both white
>Oscars

I wouldn't hold your breath user. The best they can hope for are Globes. I mean it's 2016 for god's sake.

illumanati confirmed

this will be a 9/11 reconditioning movie just like The Walk. the social programming is wearing off and they need to administer a new dosage for the elections.

I remembering seeing The Here After when it was theaters because Clint Eastwood directed it.

It was such a disappointment, I can't BELIEVE my man directed such garbage. To me this looks to be in the same vein. Fucking melodramatic sentimental old person bullshit.

Im glad Clint is getting angry. Maybe he'll make one more bad ass flick just to piss off liberals.

I can't tell them apart.

>Michelle and Barack Obama's first date

sauce?

I hope its a romcom with kevin hart and leslie jones

election year politics bullshit.

>owtheedge.png

More people probably would have went to see that.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southside_with_You

fantastic. just fantastic. can't wait until she tells her dad he wants to be president and he's like "they ain't no nigga gonna be president"

There's always been movies based on true stories, that's not anything new.

>it's not capeshit so I don't care about it
it looks like a well crafted, well shot, and well acted movie about an interesting story from a director who will probably die within 5 years and its shot almost entirely on IMAX cameras, the first movie to do so

I'd say that's interesting as fuck

>the first movie to do so

what about the past 3 nolan movies?

Is the whole movie just the incident? That seems like a very limited narrative, but I know it's the only part anybody would care about.

that's a very niche target audience.

And when it fails...... America is racist.

Why do you faggots act like the studio just murdered your family and shat on the concept of originality? It's a fucking movie.

did you read the page at all

What a time to be alive

those are like 10% imax like every other movie that uses IMAX cameras
watch the dark knight on blu ray; the aspect ratio changes for the IMAX scenes so you can tell how much they're used
no, a lot of the movie is about the aftermath, both dramatically and personally

I don't know why you people think you need to know the story before going in; that's the point of the movie. Did you learn nothing from The Social Network?
>hurr who gives a shit its the fucking facebook movie big deal
>it's actually a modern american masterpiece
the plot summery has absolutely zero correlation to how good the movie is. this is the case for everything

What? Nigger lovers up voted it on rotten tomatoes?

You do realise the Oscars last year were almost entirely white, right? Or do you live in some alternate reality based entirely on alt-right rhetoric?

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>Sully defending is actions, being harassed by the media and trying to move on with his life.

which never actually happened, he was a hero

its based hanks and eastwood though, so its guaranteed comfy

And everyone made a big deal over it so this year they're going to have to give it to a black movie.

FUCKING DELETE THIS

Fucking god forbid! Holy shit, imagine the insanity of awards being given out based on merit rather than skin colour, it's fucking absurd!

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speaking of snowden, who is letting that raging nut case oliver stone keep making shitty movies?

From the ads he literally turns snowden into captain america and the guy actually thinks pokemon go is CIA mind control. He lost his grip on reality decades ago.

>the social network
>modern american masterpiece

Now I know you're trolling

Pic related 1-WTC (the new building) in Feb 2009, a month after Sully landed on the Hudson.

I'm not. Are you serious? It's one of the most highly regarded films of the century. It's essentially flawless. It literally is near perfect.

I just get triggered whenever he says "nobody has ever trained for something like this"

Because they actually do

it's okay.

>its shot almost entirely on IMAX cameras
Can you redpill me on IMAX user? Doesn't it have to be real 70mm film projection to make any difference? Is digital IMAX just a 4K meme? How's the film actually shot?

I haven't seen a real IMAX movie since school field trips to the museum 15 or so years ago.

IMAX is dope af 3d fag u watch it high shit reaches out nd fucks wit u nd shit its dope son all round surround sound visual n shit it cray doe

>but New Yorkers think the guy is some big hero
He doesnt even live here and we no longer have conversations about him. What everyone agrees with; the fact he landed the plane on the water intact with no lives lost.

A real hero.

Yo preach neffew that fuckin fire that IMAX shit that IMAX we finna fly that plane we finna be sky captains and shit fucking roll Robert gun take us in the back long as he hits this blunt niggur fuckin IMAX niggur

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Movie posters aren't canon

I'm going to see this in theaters

Literally every normie I know is excited to see this movie. It has an audience.

oh boy, can't wait to watch another FASCINATING picture directed by the great Clit Eat-wood.

I will also be attending this exciting 2016 film in theaters fellow non-PR bot human.

REEEEEAAAL

HUMAAAAAN BEEEEEEEEEEEAN

Tom Hanks is just a rich guy who produces whatever the fuck he wants no matter how boring at this point. I'm convinced.

White Flight

>Depression
that's just a buzzword

yeah what in the fuck is that movie? I wish he would do more war projects with eastwood. American Sniper was garbage but letters from iwo jima and flags of our fathers were great. Combine that with the guy who produced band of brothers and the pacific and they could make some real good war movies.

Well, at least it's not a capeshit.

ANOTHER SPIELBERG MASTERPIECE

I'd let him diddle 9yr old me if he was late 80s early 90s Tom Hanks.

Posting the Sully Rap Song

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>Eastwood movie
>CGI doesn't look garbage
What the hell is going on?

>ctrl+f

I knew I'd find you human bean

i'm going to give this movie my money. for my ticket and my GF's ticket.