I've reached an all time low. Sitting drinking cheap whiskey and smoking cigarettes and watching Rick and Morty...

I've reached an all time low. Sitting drinking cheap whiskey and smoking cigarettes and watching Rick and Morty. Nice to meet you

I'm 22 living with my parents, working a dead end job making 12 an hour. Jumping from relationship to relationship, heartbreak to heartbreak. My life sort of sucks and I can't see it going anywhere. I'm a real loser

On the bright side I just discovered Rick and Morty. It's pretty awesome and I've been binging.

What are you guys up to

I just quit smoking yesterday. Currently feeling like shit, but I'm sure the future will be bright

You're only 22 dude wtf you talking about.

Living at home at that age is the norm in the US these days.

Just save up your money and do something with it eventually.

Wish I had some whiskey and cigarettes.

Smoking, contemplating ending it since everything I do strays me back from my proper position in life
Should let go but genuinely can't, too much shit on my plate, to many conspiracies, kinda concerned about waking up in a shittier position considering what my life had been up to this point
Was beauty in the world but now everything's saturated by this surreal miasma that gradually drove me insane
Ah well, Hell can't be so bad of a place, sure it's just a metaphor anyway
There can't possibly be anything worse than life

I was in the exact situation, now im 28 shit didnt change. Except for living on my own now. You'll get used to being a mediocre loser.

youll be alright.

Stop smoking, other than that there is nothing wrong.

Shit is so difficult. I thought I had a decent head on my shoulders but now I'm just living for female companionship, addicted to cigarettes and porn, doing nothing with my life. College will leave me here, hellbound, for 4 more years. Wishing there was something else I could do.

How are you living on your own now? Go to school?

You got it man. Well, I've stopped smoking about 45 times, yet here I am. I just love every puff but I know it's going to cause me cancer if it hasn't already. A part of me is okay with a commitment to a slow suicide.

I was a massively depressed NEET from 18-24, didn't even leave my room/shower/brush my teeth for weeks at a time. I was still a kissless virgin at 25 when I finally got a minimum wage job. I'm 32 now and I have an amazing job I love and make $120k a year. I had a gf for almost 6 years but she broke up with me 8 months ago, now I'm working on myself for a bit and I'll be back in the game better than ever. Shit can change, my man.

Nothing changed. Studying bullshit, mediocre job, it's fine. My current gf tells me her ex makes 4k a month. Okay. Good for him i don't care.

If you don't mind me asking, what do you do? Did you go to school? If so, how long?

Thanks for the words of encouragement bud.

Work in asbestos or any hazardous material removal from old buildings. If my beaner mom and step dad became supervisors (both speak terrible English btw) I'm sure you could make some decent money there.

I would drop any girl who wants to glorify her ex to me.

I don't mind at all. I'm a pharmacist at a hospital. If you research your shit and work your ass off you can get your prereqs done in 2 years and get into a 3-year school, so you'll have your PharmD in 5 years basically. Most schools require a bachelor's though, so that's more likely gonna be 7-8 years. You're still not that far gone, the average age of my graduating class was 29. It's not really hard to understand the concepts, the bulk of the schoowork is just a metric asston of memorization really.

Don't. Just don't. Honestly when you are at a point where you don't care anymore, you are the one fucking her. If that changes or doesn't satisfy you, then you're right, dump her.

>All time low
>Have whiskey
>Have smokes
>Have TV
>Live with parents
>Paid the same thing I have to work overtime to earn
>Been in multiple relationships
>All time low

Damn, the rest of your life must be pretty extravagant, huh?

Also fuck you for making me reply to this obvious bait, unless your serious in which case fuck off.

I just feel like that would be a red flag

I used to have a much higher paying job, a living girlfriend that did whatever I wanted, and I had my own house. Then everything went to garbage.

Loving*

Life hasn't even BEGUN to arsefuck you yet, m8

Go get in shape, it costs almost nothing.

>College will leave me here, hellbound, for 4 more years

What does it mean?

What do you mean what does it mean

Just know something op: It can always get worse.

>Implying that still having a home and earning more than $10 is garbage

Clearly you need Rationalism in your life.

Have you accepted Bayesian probability as your lord and savior?

>My parents are paying for my 4 years of education, or I can afford it myself and plan on going, but because I'm upset that my life is slightly better than average and not significantly superior to average, I'm gonna be a mopey lazy fuck and flunk out intentionally

I'm pretty sure this is what they meant.

Wtf man are you high?

>Tfw ended it on good terms with gf of 2 years
>I've known it would happen for about a month now
>Still hurts
>Soon it will be ski season and i can go back to doing what I truly love, and will never have to break up with

Really gonna miss her though

$12 an hour ain't bad.

Dude I got a preggo girl no job and rents due in 5 days.

It's pretty bad in Ontario, minimum wage is 11.40, 60 seconds more isn't that great. A good bit of it goes to Employment Insurance and Federal Tax anyway.

I just don't take it serious. As stated before i'm 28. I've had some relationships before, one lasted about 5 years, she then left me for some other dude. Im pretty numb to feelings anyways.

Post ur resume yesterday faggot and strat working

>11.40
>12
>60 seconds

Idiot can't count, there's only 60 seconds in a minute so he's only earning 20 seconds more not a full 60 seconds.

I did that mate, I've got shit luck with getting jobs. It took me two years of calling and applying to get my first job.

is it really you, or some user just saved the pic

Top fucking kek, oh man I'm really tired it's 2:41 AM here. You know I meant cents fuckface, not seconds hahaha

To be frank. you have a springboard OP. You can head any direction you want right now. Think of those early times as a child what was it that you found yourself thinking about or doing for hours at a time. What held your attention. This is the time to pull from your wealth of experiences and do what needs to be done. carve your reality. There is only the here and now.

Well, your girls preggo and you dont work and rent is due in 5 days. What are you going to do. Will you parents or her parents have you?

No parents, Gamgam raised me, can't ask her little sister is a dumb cunt got preggo too and expects her to raise it. My girls parent can take care of herself.

He's right OP

Right.
I don't know how I'm feeding two kids for the next week, let alone myself.
And this isn't even a low point.

Relationships?!?
NORMIE SCUM GET THE FUCK OUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Bump

Trips
Dubs
Everything is going to be alright

Honestly have no clue what direction to take

You know none of you guys have ever hit real low.
You want to know when you feel like a real looser?

that's when you suck dick for cash to pay rent behind walmart. that's when you are hitting real lows

But you can do what you want and that's all that matters.