5 minutes into drive and chill and she gives you this look

>5 minutes into drive and chill and she gives you this look

what do?

Split my personality and kidnap her

Quickly unzip and expose my crotch, causing her to instantly pass out from the horrendous smell.

odds - keep driving
evens - rape/sex

Who is she? Saw her in the trailer, but never gave enough to look her up.

you're mom

Lol.

Your uncut fag right? Cutfags don't have that issue.
Cut master race reporting in.

tell that alien to gtfo out of my car before I call Will Smith

>m u t i l a t e d

>you are mom
You tried.

If by mutilated you mean aesthetically beautiful yes spot on.

Your uncut dicks look like long blisters full of infection. No thanks.

I'm cut, still got it.
Side note, you're the only person I've ever seen that's practiced elitism when it comes to foreskin. Congratulations.

So your just filthy in general then?

Beta fag.

Nope. Shower every day, always wash. Guess I'm just a freeflowing tap of testosterone.

U jelly?

Of a neckbeard? Fuck no. Dicks don't stink unless you don't wash them.
Also, Miller light is best beer

>like you had a choice
>enjoy your chapped raisin my friend
>mfw

suck her dick

Neckbeard? Boy, I'm clean shaven.

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Even if I wasn't cut I'd have the surgery to have it done. Having an uncut dick your immediately inferior. Like being shorter than 5'5 for instance.

Sssshhh! I'm on a roll!

This thread again?

tell her to lean back for a good ol fingerbang. Find a nice lil spot to pound her hard

Not having any facial hair is not clean shaving.

Don't be ashamed, just put the dress back on.

>never gave enough
...so you want someone else to do your homework for you? FailFag

>implying basic hygiene is difficult
>implying cut dicks are ferior
>implying anything less than 6'1 isn't manlet tier trash

>pic related

>inferior
user you're literally missing part of your dick

>Implying
>Implying some more
>Implying you suck uncut smelly cocks.

This whole thread is low quality bait

Redpill her about the Jews.

Look outside your window and notice the Scooby Doo-tier monster to your left.

Your missing part of your balls fucktard. My dick is big clean and beautiful. You go ahead and pull back that skin clean the smegma off and hope the infection clears up.

>Miller light is best beer
>Miller light is beer
>mfw

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I couldn't think of a worst beer to rile people up. Didn't work.

sounds like he just doesnt clean his weenis, nobody cares about your mutilated penis

>implying anything less than 6'1 isn't manlet tier trash

Anytime I see anything like this I cant help but imagine a 6'2 400 pound neck bearded whale with a microdick who has to inflate the importance of his height because its all he has to feel good about.

You do since you sucked it last night.

some hoes prefer uncut my dude, uncut is more fun

>implying your dick isn't a literal raisin

I kek'd.

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I know. I don't give af cut or uncut. I'm just passing time for another hour before my shift is over in this spooky ass old creaky abandoned hotel. Noises and shit. Like I'm going to check out a room down the damn hall when I hear a scratching. Fuck that this nigga seen the shows. Black dude always die first. Investigating spooky ass noises is a white people thing.

nah man that was the roaches in your stink shack, they felt bad for your molecule penis, the rabbi had to use an electron microscope to circumsize it

go back to jackin it to trannies you ugly hobo

>hurr durr beards
>"you need social media to be sociable"
>"I have irl friends!"
>"muh dicc"

1/10 no effort.

I'm not that user but I can't even comment on this. You are certainly severely autistic

>I can't even comment on this
>comments on this

are u fukin dumb

Comment about this* i meant

He got dubs, so yeah, he right. Rules of 4 chins

Can't wait to see her in the X-men New Mutants film.

Actually I'm circumcised, I just have the terrible habit of wearing the same underwear a week at a time, including fapping, sweating, et cetera, so the build up of odors is horrendous.

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