Give me your best insults, without swearing

give me your best insults, without swearing

I greatly dislike you.

You make the stupidest of fish seem like geniuses

Go to hell ya freakin rissole.

i hope your constant demands for attention are met somewhere. Perhaps under a bus, you talentless, worthless, embittered sex criminal

I greatly dislike you.

>I greatly dislike you.

I greatly dislike you.

I hope you outlive your own family and relatives.

Kiss an oncoming train you Muppet

You're a heaping pile of good for nuthin', you ne'er do-well.

I wouldn't even let my dog have sex with you.

Go to hell ya freakin rissole.

>I get it. I don't like it.

Lick the underside of my boot, worm.

We're you vaccinated?

If I was gay, you'd make me straight in a heartbeat

it must be hard finding hats that fit your weird head

*Were

I fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

minion lover

I'd tell ya to pound sand, but it looks like you're makin glass already.

scruffy lookin nerf herder

Too far man.

i hate you with the burning intensity of a thousand desert suns

so how long did it take before your spirit died?

I would possibly date you. If I was blinded by flaming brandy and brainwashed into liking flabby monsters.

If dumb was dirt, you'd be a half acre.

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Your face is a mudcrab.

You are as annoying as Keemstar

Your stupidity is no accident, it is your birthright!

I hope you have beautiful children and then die of cancer so your Little daughter has to watch you getting lowered into your grave

You were born. Thats an insult to humanity

You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell.

you walk like john inmans trousers

You're a jew

Who you callin scruffy lookin

nigger

Best insult? Okay strap yourself in and keep your arms and legs inside the cart at all times, because this one is a doozy.
>You have the brains of a Trump supporter

I forgot to add a trigger warning so please forgive me for catalysing your PTSD

you are not even worthy to get a tequila offered, not even from a naked lady with a 2-meter pole stick with a glass of tequila glued on