This motherfucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

This motherfucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

Where the fucks your magic at?

I'm asking myself the same question.

C'mon fuckers. Talk to me.

Use your wizardry to make a gf?

That's not gonna work. Homemade fleshlight is the best I can do.

Not a question
But I wish you the best of luck

im 18, it's not too late for me is it

Thanks bro.

Didn't lose mine until 17 nearly 18 don't sweat it

Literally who gives a fuck if you've had sex or not? Go on Craigslist if it's that big of a deal to you, but trust me it isn't that big of a deal. Literally no one cares.

How many characters in max lvl on ur main MMORPG?

I do.

I played WoW when it came out in 2005 and got one character on 60. Only MMORPG I ever played.

What types of games do you play?

No one cares... Really.

What would you change about your past?

do you play ffxiv op ?

I currently only play one or two rounds of Overwatch in the evening.

Then just fuck off.

More drugs, less school.

No. Not a fucking weaboo.

Ask anything?

Where do I fall on your little chart there if I lost my virginity when I was 12, and there was no beer involved.

I'm sure your uncle had a beer or two before he put his dick up your asshole.

Nope, was the girl that lived across the street from me, she was 2 or 3 years older than me.

Though to be fair to your post, I did turn out gay in the end.

Why does it say 20 is too late? I was 21 when I lost my virginity. I mean it's later than I would have liked but no point giving up hope that early

Because it's bait.

Where did it all go wrong user?

Childbirth.

bump

how does wizzardry fel ?

Is that really all you've got to say m8?

24 yo virgin here. I still don't have a gf and I don't think I will have one in the near future.
Can't wait to gain my wizard powers...

Why do most men want women if there's ecchi?

Life is average, I guess.

Yes. I was always a social retard, always awkward as fuck, always devoid of any personality.

Well, in that case, I'm sorry this happened to you, never too late for a fresh start tho

I had quite a few fresh starts. Moved around a bit while studying.

what about your look? Are you fat and ugly or you are physically active and quite handsome?

Why not get personal escort?

I am very physically active and average looking.

Not him but I've been thinking about it. I just don't want an STD

cringe, but sauce?

>34 year old kissless virgin


me 4 years ago

how come you lost it?

no true, first time 23

I didn't

It's a fanmade AU from a cartoon called Star vs the forces of evil

bump

How pathetic is 19?

Not kissless, but the closest i've been to a pussy is the pet shop

You are young bro. Relax and live your life.

Ok, good.

Yes. Get drunk now and then and most likely, you'll be fine. You can start worrying when you are 34 like me.

kek

Bitchees.