REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

op is full of shit
i've replied to several of these threads, and i'm a wizard
sage

Please

Finally

Why the fuck not

With that pic, you clearly don't respect waman!

Lies

Ok

give me a cute one

Why not

ok

Don't fucking do it!!!!! The last time I replied to one of these, this is the girlfriend I got. I guess I got fucked on that.

Im waiting

Who is that and why is she bleeding

this my gerlfrend

UR gay

oh man i really hope so

Woah.

Well that's alright, my last girlfriend was a 47 year old asian woman with serious mental issues. Most insane and ugly bitch i've ever known in my life. Fuckin hell, never gonna be that desperate again, not worth it.

Thank you for the opportunity

ty

Dont think my wife would approve..

Aw yiss
Bring em on old boy

sure, why not...

I can confirm these threads do not work. I also never replied to your mother dies tonight threads and she is still alive.

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I'll give it a shot. Bless me OP

O bb

dfadfs

I need to get laid by this chick im talking to for a while. Wish me luck!

...

pos nudes

Ok ok

bullshit

I went to Belize

You couldn't handle it besides I don't want to be responsible for your suicide.

hello

Give me girlfriend

Hell yeah,finally.

...

nothing to loose

But I don't want a girlfriend. I just left the last one. Why would you do this to me?

She really wants to eat that bacon, but her master is making her wait for discipline.

Ok. But make sure she's got tig ol bitties.

All of you that replied to this are thirsty... Shit I repied

...

Worth a shot.

...

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GIVE ME GF

ok

I hope its true i hate being a virgin

I won't though.. She's already found someone else. I don't deserve her anyway.

nice

Would be nice

why that fuck not

PLEASE

One can dream

Going on dates with a cute asian girl, guess today's the day.

>double dubs
The truth has never been more apparent or painful.

I've been waiting 53 years for this one. Can't wait for this...

ill reply just to prove this is wont work

So I'm pretty sure this is confirmation that the girl I'm in love with will never feel the same way and I should just move on or off myself.

Finally some love

gib gf pls

Ayy

So if I put this here... then...

K

shut the fuck up op

k

Taking shot in the dark

Not unless I kill myself first!

LAMO

c:

ok

...

i mean, i won't lose anything by doing so.

Do it faggot


Pls

Fate is always on my side!

Fuck it

Bet.

Suprise me, asshole!

pls

I want to cum on her broken and bloodied face.

There's no way in Hell...

Moving on sounds like an ace deal lmao

Mi godz i drem ev3ridai of havz grilfield

bring it

Wizard don't even reach my level.

would really like a cute and good looking girlfriend please

checked

Why not

Challange accepted

pls

i don't wanna though

i dont see the problem

fuck it why not

Plsplsplsplspls

I already have a girlfriend and I even cheat on her with her sister. Fuck you

this better work