ITT: You pick a superpower and other anons limit it. I'll start

ITT: You pick a superpower and other anons limit it. I'll start.
Super speed

Super speed, but you have to be morbidly obese.

Super speed, but only when you're standing on a road

big nigger adimantium dick

Morphing Powers. Turn into anything.

Super Rich

big nigger adimantium dick with incurable erectile dysfunction.

Super Rich, but a heroin addict.

Pleasure any woman whenever I want

Morphing Powers, but only within your household.

Pleasure any woman whenever you want, but you cum in 15 seconds every time

You have the visual appearance and consistency of cum when you morph.

Super rich, but can only buy one thing that's not food a week

only in bed

power to get dubs

But you are gay.

Only on /mlp/

I can have any power that I write in any papper with any pen.

I have the power to be happy

But you only get that power for thirty seconds.

kek

But you aren't

But you still want to kill yourself.

Stop time

True

But it reduces your lifespan by half each time you use it