ITT: You pick a superpower and other anons limit it. I'll start.
Super speed
ITT: You pick a superpower and other anons limit it. I'll start
Super speed, but you have to be morbidly obese.
Super speed, but only when you're standing on a road
big nigger adimantium dick
Morphing Powers. Turn into anything.
Super Rich
big nigger adimantium dick with incurable erectile dysfunction.
Super Rich, but a heroin addict.
Pleasure any woman whenever I want
Morphing Powers, but only within your household.
Pleasure any woman whenever you want, but you cum in 15 seconds every time
You have the visual appearance and consistency of cum when you morph.
Super rich, but can only buy one thing that's not food a week
only in bed
power to get dubs
But you are gay.
Only on /mlp/
I can have any power that I write in any papper with any pen.
I have the power to be happy
But you only get that power for thirty seconds.
kek
But you aren't
But you still want to kill yourself.
Stop time
True
But it reduces your lifespan by half each time you use it