Fluffy abuse thread

Fluffy abuse thread.
Pls post smarties.

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I actually think brown fluffies are the cutest.

They eat shoelaces though

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That shadow on the garbage can is actually Batman, who adopts all strays he can find because they remind him of his lost childhood innocence. He has a massive fluffy saferoom in the Batcave.

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Thank God this strange epidemic is finally dying

Nah, it's not dying. Threads are just a lot more active at night.

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I can still dream

The funny thing is these threads are more of the older Sup Forums then all these porn threads.

Too bad dreams are just dreams. These threads have been going strong for at least 4-5 years now, withstanding a few bans from this board, a ban from /mlp/ and a temporary stay in /trash/. We're probably here to stay.

Dis thwead is nao Wome's wand nao!

Gib Smawty Wome skettis or git fowebah sweepies.

AT WONCE!

Okay, I'll give you spaghetti if you can answer a riddle. "What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the day, and three at night?"

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that smarty mare looks ripe for a field goal, and if her other 2 fluffies that i can see are anything like her, bagmitten. the brown one gets a home though. because it will be forever grateful for the affection of giving it a warm place to live, and the food you give it, that foal will never willingly disobey.

It sownd wike a dummeh hoomin!

WEWINQUISH YOUW SKETTIS AT WONSE!

The other two goals seem alright. The green one is looking out for his yellow brother, so he can't be too bad. Some basic teaching and it should all be fine and dandy (minus one hellgremlin mother burning in The Sorry Box in The Underworld)

time for a field goal kick, where is our kicker? because we got a smarty who just volunteered.

W-wow. I didn't think a fluffy would be able to get that. Oh well. Here ya go.

Hey man, he solved the riddle. Let's let him have this.

That looks fucking delicious. I know what I'm having for dinner now.

I think I get it now. A baby crawls on all fours, an adult walks normally, and an old dude uses a cane, right?

Couldn't help myself.

fine...

on a different note... is there any art of smarty foals being used for badminton? cause just imagine it, instead of wires it is cushioned so they stay alive for the most part through the whole thing screaming. If it ends their smarty ways it is a bonus, if not they get to go another round, and if they die, meh.

Dummeh hoomin nu dawe!

Yeah dude. It's the sphinxes riddle. It's like middle school shit.

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Tank yu fow youw contwibushin tu teh Fwuffeh Empiwe Ov Wome.

SPQR.

*puts on spiked biker boots* dare me.

a fluffy who loses one leg and gets another one injured, but not badly.

I would prefer baseball

Dat dummeh hoomin.

Question?

Do you get banned if you post a fluffy thread?

Yeah, I remembered having heard that riddle in 6th grade, I just forgot the answer.

Wow this thread fuckin sucks

>High fives Lily
>Knocks her off her stool by accident

No, unless a mod is having a sperg-out.

I once read a story where the main character played foal golf.

eh they would not do well in baseball, other than as a ceremonial opening. given the bat will cause them to rupture apart and all.

Batman would be a total hugboxer.

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......MUMMA. ENFIN. SKETTIS!

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pretty much all of them would be, Batman though would probably make an entire underground safe mansion for them though.

Also, i could totally see Deadpool being a hugboxer to them, except to smarties, i think they will piss him off, especially the ones into enfie babies.

>Gives a boost to the milk
Stop sperging. A little hunger won't kill ya.

Mark is a dumbass.

i once again stand by my statement that this guy is a complete and total retard. (not the poster or the artist)

Thanks

Tony Stark would have the terrible (but hilarious) idea of jet propelled fluffies.

drowning in the milk would though.

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lel

fluffy threads have been on Sup Forums the last 4 years every day.

I feel that even some villains would be hugboxers. I can imagine Bane with a fluffy as a replacement to his teddy bear.

Dumping fiddwe.

I've never seen this before. Fuckin adorable.

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imagine one in the ironman armor though, but instead of lasers it weaponizes their shit XD

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Hmm a Banefluff would be hilarious.
Pumped full of fight drugs, yet just as stupid as a regular fluff.

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Arent you people tired of seeing the same 70 images every fucking thread?

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The Joker mildly tortures them (not extreme edgelord abuse. More like ironic cruel jokes) when he's bored.

Nygma runs them through mini versions of his riddles. Tries to horde alicorns to breed a species of tiny, hyperintelligent henchmen

>Bruce names his fluffies Thomas, Martha and Jason in tribute to the loved ones he lost

Jesus Christ the feels.

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>it wud be wowset owsies

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Well, you're a big toughie

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>for you dummeh wittwefinguh

All for now. fiddwe's been posting about one per day.

That thing is gonna shit everywhere and the dad's gonna flip the Fuck out and kill it by accident

Aren't you people tired of seeing the same 10 webms in every fucking REKT thread?

Thanks user, those are great!

i could totally see joker snapping on a smarty though, Joker does not like back talk. Harley quin would be more open to them i think, but i could completely see her using them to relieve stress.

Penguin would not tolerate them at all, he would be more likely to stick a bomb inside them.

I could see Mr Freeze taking care of some, only downside is he needs to be in really cold areas to live, and i think depending on which Mr freeze he would be unable to physically touch them since i think and i could be wrong, his skin is sub zero?

the dad is likely a closet edgelord.. you do not use the sorry stick for that lol..

Poison Ivy would hate the things (They're not natural and eat plants like there's no tomorrow) but might put up with them if she's with a "hugbox mood" Harley.

Zsaz would kill a dozen before realizing they're not as fun as humans, and then would just stop killing them.

Catwoman might like them, if only her cats wouldn't maim everyone that gets near.

Two-Face has a Smarty he's raised to be fair but also tough.

now u're not so fast

>the same ten traps in every trap thread
>the same black IQ memes in every u mad whitebois thread
>the same furfaggotry spread across four or five threads

That's the thing. Sup Forums posts the same shit EVERY FUCKING DAY. Why is it a problem when it's in fluffy threads, and not when it's somewhere else?

now u're not so fast

A bit but newfags are drawn to this so they just repost not knowing where to get new images.

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>welcome to costco
>i love you

This is fun and solid assessments, user.

Et tu, brute?

Moar?