Sister's best friend texted me out of the blue. Apparently she has a crush on me, and she's pretty hot...

Sister's best friend texted me out of the blue. Apparently she has a crush on me, and she's pretty hot, but the sis says I'm off limits to her. Dubs decides what to reply?

Ask her to show tits

How about we skip coffee and fuck

I'd love to buy you coffee sometime. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

actually i want to tie you up in my basement and use you for sex

She hot, talk to her and dont be a fag

This

how about a 3some with your sis?!?!?!

Buy her a coffee. Or ask if that is code for buying her alochol. Potential to open up that avenue and get her drunk.

This.

WINWAR

awwww shit

Win!

Seems like a bitch

tell her to learn how to fucking spell

Say Nah im cool

Just go have coffee with her and leave us out of it. She seems nice enough and you have an advantage if she's reaching out to you.

I know everybody jokes about being
>tfw no gf
but honestly man, don't blow this.

in case dubs " Hey whats up? Yeah, sure does sometime this weekend work for you?"

rolling for
>spin my waffle around on your booty cake

Based user saves OP

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And you got buds man killing it

too bad for this win first

Giving this thread 3 minutes.

this guy gets it. dont fuck this up OP, and fuck what your sis says - you decide who is off limits

Too bad for this win first

Dubs before 99 you fucking retards...

This. How old is she? Pics?

>I have a feeling you want to buy me coffee
Fucking bitch, tell her to buy her own god damn coffee

Winnar

Fuck that pussy shit. Follow the first WinRAR or GTFO

begone thot

OP Deliver FOGGOT

Okay so now I'm thinking I should actually go for it. She is kinda cool, honestly. Really spontaneous.

WinRAR OP don't be a bitch

Sarah should have told you by now I'm queer. I've been faking being straight for the sake of my parents. But really, I love dick.

I am serious. Ask her.

Noice

Just go. Don't take advice from these faggots.

Tits or GTFO

send me a lingerie shot first ;)

Do it OP, get off Sup Forums and get a gf. I envy you.

WINRAR

wasted dubs

do this OP

ffs srsly?

both dubs fit, go for it

Go get the covfefe

You delivered, you are free to pursue puss as you please now. Enjoy.

tbh, i have been thinking about you for a while now. it's a bit embarrassing.

Chicky chicks wanna suck my lil dicky

checked, this

smooth, reroll

You can tell there's some seriously weak beta hos on here. Y'all act like she's the last chic on earth. Entertain us, OP.

So many dubs. OP's got alot to choose from.

Go out with her ffs

I've never seen a girl making the first move. You lucky fucker.

>tbh, i have been thinking about you for a while now. it's a bit embarrassing.
this is the most cucked thing you could say don't be a faggot OP

it's a chick op knows retard.

That's because this is most likely fake.

>I have a feeling you want to buy me coffee.
Fucking run, dude.

You've never seen a chic make any move, but walk away, pussy.

she must be really wet.

in case this is dubs:
i had a dream about you last night. we were in an alleyway :)

Just fucking go. Don't fuck it up because of these faggots. She does seem cool. Don't make it awkward for you and her and your sister.

How about we skip coffee and let me plow you

I want to punch your face, Don't talk to me or my sister again or I'll kill you

agree
OP is a lonely fag

ROLL

happened a lot to me when I was younger.

Once everyone went through college, the girls started expecting/requiring guys to make the move.

Take advantage while you can OP.

Im gay

this fags trying to bring you down op

You're one of the beta's. You can't even make words work, faggot.

no coffee, just fuck?

no im serious i really want to fuck you and your sis see who is better and choose that way

WIN FUCKING RAR

WINWARRRRRR

wINrar

Wow

plow her or be a cuck

this

he's got a point tho

Please donT op

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's the OP's sis tho

OP deliver

kekekkekekek

Get off of my dick, sucka! You 40 year old pimply ass virgin.

She's 18, and we go to the same college.

I kind of like the one 'Tbh I've been thinking about you a lot lately, it's a little embarassing'

Here's another pic:

Answer : "I'll buy you a coffee. I solemnly swear that my intentions are bad."

This little phrase make them soo hot.

fuck, those tits tho

fucking hell shes cute as fuck

post moar

Please just take her out for coffee and get laid don't listen to anyone here.

Nice tits, but dat 5head

i did that one, OP. seriously, go for it. she's a stunner, don't lose her.

do it for tits

post results

Have fun on your date user. Try land a threesome, fmf is the shit

>'Tbh I've been thinking about you a lot lately, it's a little embarassing'
dont do that one, thats kinda creep..

Meh, butterface imo. She looks like shit smacked a wall face first.

Hopefully she gives head as much as she has it

This. If she's already saying shit like this, it's only going to get worse. "buy me this, buy me that" tell the cunt to fuck off. You can do better.

she literally just came onto him. if she gets creeped by that, then fuck logic.

my nigga you need to respond with a name of a coffee shop and go meet her