I'm a cow farmer.
I breed cows for meat and milk.
People ask me what I do to make my cow meat taste so great and be so tender.
They ask me if I feed them special food or if they graze on fields with a lot of herbs or something else.
I don't, and the field is just regular grass.
What do you think is my secret, Sup Forums?
You fuck them? Happy cow, happy meat?
pay them compliments
>you're a pretty cow
this
Pics or it didn't happen though
You're close, but that's not 100% the case.
No pics of the deed.
Antifreeze.
You touched the cow.
Mustache rides
You wank into their feed?
you rape them every night, every single one of them.
Masturbate them? Or fuck the dead cow? Im curious now.
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I do the first part, yes. Every day, at least once.
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Do you... get off on it?
Sometimes, depends on how long I've gone without having sex.
I am a cow eater.
I would like to taste your cow.
MSG?
I'm not going to give my location since I'm the only cow farm around here.
I am gonna say that I'm not in America, I'm Western European.
Well, at least I know the steaks I eat died satisfied.
Putain!
Of course you are.
Oh, so you're the one spreading mad cow disease
You put soap in socks to beat and tenderize them
Sorry mon ami. (I'm not French btw)
That's something from years ago, my cows were never infected with it. I'm only a small farm so that helps.
You beat them.
I'm ok with this. Its not like you lock them up and feed them shit like the big farms.
lol :P
Nope, free to graze and frolic in the fields every day and they sleep in the barn at night.
you should make it a sanctuary. even on the best farms cows can't be happy when their children are taken away or when they get killed after a few years.
you give them beer. Drunk cow is making beermilk in her giant-ass-breast.
You fucking retard. You either breed them for milk or for meat you fucking fake faggot. FAKE NEWS EVERYBODY GET OUTTA HERE
nobody likes the milk of grandma or greatgrandma or great grandma cow. in the end, old milk gets slaughtered for meat, so you can have cows for both.
Did you ever try fucking one?
You lying piece of shit. Meat from old cows is trash. No way your meat is good for anything but McDonals nastiest shitburger.
old cow meat is pretty good if the cow has regular exercises. I have been eating old cow all my life, one of my best steaks are from nearly deceased cows...
You beat them with your fists for being bad cows
How do you mastrubate the cows?
Then you never had a good piece of cow. There is a reason the world's best beef is taken from young stronk bulls.
With the help of a bullet vibrator, takes but a few minutes.
you give them beer. that's what they do in Japan or wherever Kobe beef is from
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Close but no cigar.
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Need an apprentice? I like beating off cows in a beautiful field
I'm a cow farmer.
I fuck cows.
People ask me what I do to make my cow meat taste so great and be so tender.
They ask me if I feed them special food or if they graze on fields with a lot of herbs or something else.
I don't, and the field is just regular grass.
I fuck the cows.
isn't this common? for horses too
I guess other people do this, but I don't know anyone else who does.
well, not everyday, i guess. don't you wish you could just take the milk straight from the udder and make stuff with it without boiling it to kill the germs or some shit?
Just imagine... someone, somewhere.... at this very moment... is fucking a cow and finger blasting them
Your sticking your arm up there vagina