Greentext thread! Let's share some legendary shit!
Greentext thread! Let's share some legendary shit!
Luis Wright
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Adam Jenkins
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Ian Phillips
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Mason Nguyen
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Henry Brooks
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Michael Collins
Bump
Gavin Ward
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Nolan Baker
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Asher Jackson
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Elijah Gomez
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Dominic Johnson
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Asher Foster
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Mason Cooper
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Nathan Murphy
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Lincoln Moore
Bump
Matthew Moore
i got some spoops that are pretty good if anyone wants them? everyone has probably read them before tho
Andrew Cook
Go ahead.
Isaiah Roberts
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Carter Brooks
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Justin Morris
Got some hobo fantasizing about loli puss and then got him locked up HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oliver Jenkins
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Wyatt Wilson
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Justin Clark
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Alexander Barnes
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Nicholas Garcia
We need CatFishMan.
Austin James
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Nicholas Wilson
Bump
Leo Parker
Bump :D
Most of these are fucking golden.
Brayden Morgan
thats all ive got saved user
heres an imgur with 150 classics tho
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Tyler Johnson
>be me
>1 hour ago
>on holiday at sea
>ate a shit ton of kebab
>drank granita
>suddenly stomach feels like simulating a doomsday scenario
>ITSALIVE.bmp
>shit I gotta shit
>start walking fast to hotel
>literally every person I overhear is suddenly talking about shit and toilet related activities
>i go faster
>feel liquid shit wanting to slip out
>"Honey, why do they close the public toilets so soon?"
>"I can't go in bushes, jesus"
>my tartarus flood gate is fighting kronos
>go faster and faster
>SEE A FUCKING SEWAGE CLEANING TRUCK DRAINING A SEWER
>FIRST TIME I EVER SEE ONE
>IN MY PATH
>WHILE SHITTING MYSELF
>reach hotel room
>reach toilet
>unleash ragnarok
>relief.ini
>mfw universe trolls me
Xavier White
kek lay off the kebab you fuck
Jaxon Barnes
Does your ass still burn, user?
Isaac Flores
If you have more. Could you keep posting?
Caleb Watson
yuki.la
/x/ archive Sup Forumsro. good thread full of stuff. i posted all i had saved
Carson Sanchez
Thanks!
Evan Bennett
Old favorite
Carson Edwards
Bamp
Lincoln Miller
Finished the otherwordly war, user. Stories of my asshole will be told for centuries. Balldas written in its name, for it has reached ascension. It was born a simple asshole, but shall leave this world as a legend. As for me I'm sweaty as fuck and feel as if I put a blowtorch in my ass and turned it on.
Blake Long
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Nathaniel Johnson
>be anons asshole
>stupid fuck eats a lot of kababs like an idiot
>stomachs bro is complaining about how he is hurting
>small intestine is also having trouble
>even colon bro is trying his hardest
>they're all worried I'm going to die
>"don't do it, asshole! Its suicide!"
>I got a job to do
>have to hold down the fort until we reach a toilet
>hurts so bad
>kronos is beating the shit out of me (no pun intended)
>almost there
>user finally reaches the toilet
>now for the hard part
>TIL VAHALLA!!!!!
Logan Walker
HAVE YOU HERD THE GOOD NEWS?
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David Nelson
autism
Levi Russell
No, just, no.
Leo Collins
I'm actually enjoying the creepypasta posts in this thread more than usual
Jason Cox
Kebab overdose user here, you just made my day, mate
Jose Thompson
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Joseph Wilson
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Jonathan Diaz
fuck that shits scary even if its probably fake
Cameron Morales
>tartarus flood gate fighting kronos
kek
kastor would be proud
Charles Roberts
who the fuck keeps posting all these spooky stories. im here for a good laugh not to shit myself
Owen Clark
Jizzing rainbows
Cameron Walker
Ohhhhhh shit that thats fucking funny
Carter Robinson
You screencapped copypasta? This story dates WAY before Trump running for president and the clown crimes.
Kayden Ross
Here's a good one for ya
Wyatt Gutierrez
Does anyone have that B6 gta cover greentext?
Elijah Morris
My favorite
Carter Cox
Read that whole fucking thing. So fucking disappointing.
Dylan Gutierrez
>When you need a blade forged of silver and coated in holy water and salt