I paid 5 dollars for this. What is it?

I paid 5 dollars for this. What is it?

ancient dragon sperm

No idea but you know what to do.

Also post pics.

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it's a gourd.

Its a sphincter stretcher - cut off the top part and insert into rectum, then post pics

white eggplant?

I second this.

This homeless Asian guy was aggressively selling them on my street corner and he didn't speak a lick of English. All he said was mushi mushi.

This. Nature understands your particular brand of faggotry and has grown a bounty for your booty. It's a 100% organic anus annihilator.

>Tfw you will never find op to show him the joy of the anus annihlator

how to slice it?

Very fine dildo, now don't let it go to waste.

Remove the stem where there are no sharp edges, and wash thoroly with soap and water.

Then proceed to shove it up your ass, thin end first.

Like this?

Why does it seem like everyone on Sup Forums has a huge fucking machete but me?

ignore this post

Go to a pawnshop or flea market and look around the knives and swords and see if you can't find a cheap one.

white eggplant

Delicous

Fucking.. seriously. No cutting board?

A Genji Gourd. If you equip it, you can wield dicks with both hands.

How to cook?

Yum

Benedict cucumberbacth

Come one user. actually light the fire. do you not actually know how to grill?

Bendydick Cumsnatcher

$5.00 for a single piece of produce? ISHYGDDT

It was the Korean guy who bum rushed my car and stuck his fruit in my window, I'll drive over there and send pics

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i third this

So good

What are you

>reverse image search
>no results
What the actual fuck?

This is an underrated thread, i want more from op

A-are you going to eat that?

Wtf

Best 5 bucks I ever spent

It's a natural gas grill bro, you can't see the flames unless you're grilling some fatty beef. The flames have covers so grease doesn't leak on them

Yeah me too, but it was with you're mother

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OP is a pretty cool guy.
Enjoy the snack.

Guys it's some vegetable c large jiccima or something like that it sounds like hick a ma

You fucked it up mate.
Also those are delicious when (I don't know the english word, but when you roll it in bread crumbs, flour, eggs and oil. If anybody knows how method is called let me know).

Deep fry?

They're actually delicous when you slice them up and grill them. Then top with ketchup, mayo, mustard and pickles

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Breaded and fried. If the oil is deep then it's deep fried.

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It was delicous

I've heard that phrase but I don't know if it is it.
That's it! Thanks mate.