I'm fucked, Sup Forums. I have two weeks to pay this or else I can't go back to college

I'm fucked, Sup Forums. I have two weeks to pay this or else I can't go back to college.

We were hoping to take out a loan, but our credit is shit because of medical bills. My family already as it is doesn't have enough money to put food on the table, let alone support me through school. All my money I've earned this summer and all of my savings account will only cover half of this.

I'd hop right into shooting porn but I really don't want to jeopardize my relationship, or my privacy (face shots kill). I'm disabled, 19, and can't drive (medical reasons) with no assets to sell. I'm 5'4" at 110 lbs so odd jobs like construction or lawn care are out of the question.

How am I getting out on top of this? I'm willing to grind hard to make it happen but I can't see an opportunity for that to happen, not at this short notice. ):

Stop being a pussy and mow some lawns. 10 year olds do it all the time.

I'm supposed to believe this bullshit? Fuck you :)

Im willing to pay you 100 to let me fistfuck your ass until you piss yourself

Well nigger better start learning how to make crack.

What degree are you even getting user, and what gender are you?

have your bitch chaturbate

you can suck dick for money.

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I'll pay the whole balance if you come and be my live in slave for a few weeks.

Why can't you do some light manual labor? Just take a bank loan or some payday loan to get the degree. Bury yourself in debt if you have to, then once you get a good paying job you'll get it paid off ez.

>I need to cover this amount
>has half of it covered already

Either you're extremely stupid, or you're a liar. Why would anyone want to help a stupid liar?

Well ...what do you need a degree for fi you're disabled? You'll be sucking on the government tit anyways.

Sell them drugs, just dont get caught

Your burgers are fucking retarded with letting your students fucking rot with their loans. And the medical bills. But I guess everyone is going to be eager to defend it, since universal healthcare and not crippling yourself with debt for college is communism, ain´t it?

I study at one of the best universities of Europe, top 30 in the world and pay a dazzling 300 dollars a year for it.

I'm trying to go for a degree in business management so I can hopefully work in management with machining. I spent three years studying to be a machinist (I love the industry) but I'm literal shit at it because I have poor motor movement. I have severe Tourette's syndrome, so you can see why using the machines myself didn't work out.

I can't get any loans, that's the issue. We thought this one might get aproved because it's our last ditch effort and it didn't work out. I don't know how much manual labor, even light, I could do because of the whole Tourette's thing I discussed above.

I'm female, for everyone asking. Like I said earlier, I'm trying to not have to whore myself out for this. I just want to get an education and be a good wife someday.

I'm neither, I'm just stressed. School meant everything to me. I tried to be as honest as I could be in my first post, but I guess the wording is weird.

Why can't you get approved for a loan? Sounds like you are retarded and already fucked up your credit.

Write letters to a bunch of rich people explaining your situation and asking them for money.

First of all, ask for another deadline extension. Explain that you have a plan, and it may take a little more time to come up with the money. If you have even decent grades, try and talk to administrators, the dean, or the president. It's surprising how often it'll work, and they'll give you another couple of weeks. Now, down to numbers. You owe $2520 and you say you have half covered, which is ~$1260. Find someone selling weed in bulk. Even at a shit price, you should be able to get a half pound. 8 ounces breaks down to 224 grams. You could be a nice cunt and move that shit quick at $10/g, but you're in the business of making money. Sell at $15/g to dumb shits ($25/2 to make it seem like a deal), and you've turned a serious profit. $2800 on the low end, and $3360 on the high end. Get out there. Sell drugs. Be somebody. Any questions, feel free to ask.

Did you think about asking the school for advice, retard? You aren't the first person to have this issue

lol go to world class scottish uni ~ pay nothing

Welcome to retail. Your new home for the rest of your life.

I know the media likes to lie to you but some people just don't have any luck. They don't go to college and they don't achieve they're dreams. Sometimes at no fault of their own


This person is you.

Our well water was fucked and we couldn't do anything about it, so my whole family is battling diseases and illnesses caused in part by heavy metals. I have a poor immune system because I don't synthesize vitamins and minerals well at all. This summer alone I've had half-face cold sores, opthlamic shingles, laryngitis, snapped my ankle and have been "diagnosed" with pre-syncope although we don't know what's causing it. We're just really sick people. We have a fuck ton of medical bills because my parents would rather us be in debt than us be dead.

Make it female you stupid faggot dyke. If female then start sucking dicks off craigslist for money. I'd pay

Yes, we've tried talking to the school. We're still waiting on a response, but I can't risk waiting to ask for other suggestions.

Sell an expensive item on eBay, wait until the payment has hit your bank account from PayPal and withdraw it all then never send the item.

You'll end up owing PayPal but it will give you enough time to pay your tuition fees, plus unlike a loan there won't be any interest on what's owed.

Tourette's syndrome, female.

Sell Weed. Seriously. Even if you get caught you can say you are disabled and need it for your condition unless you have unreasonable amounts. If you are not black, then there is no jury who will lock you up for it - even in the very unlikely case you would even get there.

That still doesn't explain why you don't get approved for a loan. Also why does your family have to have anything to do with this? You are an adult you need to do this shit on your own. Having them co sign is what is fucking you up.

What should I do if I don't have anything? I literally have this phone and a few clothes to my name. I live with my boyfriend and his family because my family can't afford for me to come back home. Should I just pull a picture off line? Can't I get in trouble for this?

As far as I know I need a co-signer for everything. Is this not the case?

For fucks sake, just post your paypal address.

I'm a broke college student but I would throw $5-10 your way.

I'll give you the entire amount of you post nudes.

Me again, you dogged your own hole there with the debt, you should of know when to quit and not be in debt like that especially you're disable. U took a gamble and lost. This me to file bankruptcy or whoring. Post pics of boby

Protip from a 29 year old undergrad: find another middle-class student getting fucked by FAFSA/Financial Aid and get a marriage certificate. Instant full-ride through college. No more parental income on your FAFSA.

You only need a co signer if you have terrible credit. Find someone else other then your irresponsible parents to co sign. Like your boyfriend or his parents.

only if you have shit credit. I can't imagine a band won't give you a loan for only 2520. Even with a shit credited co-signer.

I have my boyfriend, but I don't think he would be willing to go through with that right now even if it is our plan for the future, but I will talk to him about it. Did you do this, or have you heard of others doing this? Thanks for the suggestion btw.

My parents aren't irresponsible, but I understand why you would think that. People just don't realize how much you get fucked by having chronic sickness. I don't think either of his parents would be willing to sign, but I will ask. I didn't even know he might be able to sign. Thank you.

Eat shit OP

>lots of debt
>can't support their child
>blames everything on medical issues
>can't afford to have their child live with them
Sounds pretty irresponsible to me.

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My parents are sick, too. I have younger siblings they need to focus on. It's the hand they were dealt and I'm not going to resent them for it.

Just go ahead and keep blaming the medical issues. That's not going to get you anywhere. They might be "sick" but yet they are still well enough to keep having kids? Maybe you should buy them a box of condoms so they stop bringing kids they can't afford into this world.

Why did you get yourself into this fucked up situation?

Come one faggot keep blaming your shitty situation on accidents and the like. Do it till you can't feel any responsibility for your actions. And wake up a COMPLETE CUCK!

Oh fuck off summer. The CIA is the only government agency that advocates selling drugs.

Op kept blaming her sickness like its a suddent happens overnight. Even if it does you still has to have at least one back up plant financially.

Get a job nigger

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Never mind you're 19yr and 22k in debt. Hope u learned your lesson. Now go be an American white trash and get that foods tamp card that you'd earned

>I'm 5'4" at 110 lbs so odd jobs like construction or lawn care are out of the question.

enjoy being a constructor anyways without college

>what is the army, navy, airforce
they all ship in tonnes of oppium.
why you think that is?

Kek what school are you going to that costs 24K a semester? Fuckin' Duke?

Here's what's one of the assests being responsibility looks like

Anyone notice how there is a balance for last semester. Meaning the unpaid amount will roll over into the next semester
-_-

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if all this is true, why not just kill yourself? whats the point of fighting uphill with all this shit, only to pass it on to your kids eventually?

>our credit is shit because of medical bills
fucking USA and your jungle tier government.
>MAGA
Just come to Europe you faggot and start benefiting from social security and cheap higher education.

1. I've seen probably literally a hundred bills from multiple colleges and universities around the US. They don't look like that. OP is lying.

2. Assuming OP actually does attend some barely accredited shit community college that uses Microsoft Word to produce its tuition statements, there is not an accredited college in the country that will not allow the establishment of a payment plan for outstanding tuition balances. I know this for a fact. OP is lying.

3. Even though OP is lying, I have known families like this, with their claims of chronic illness as an excuse for everything that happens to them. The kind of illnesses OP presents here are almoat always manufactured, and the only thing wrong with the family is a clinical level persecution complex, usually coupled with overt attention-seeking behavior. Which is exactly what this thread is. I'm beginning to believe you, OP.

Who says I have to have kids? I could adopt.

That's not true at all. That balance stands for the extra money in my account that could be taken out in order to pay for the loan. There was no money in my account, which is why there's a balance of $0.

every day one of these threads pop up and i say to my self... Thank fuck im not in America

still doesnt fix the fact that youre going to fight illnesses and high costs the rest of your life. im just asking, why bother? if i had an excuse like you do, id do it

That's a cropped photo. I never said there was a payment plan (and I'm confused as to what you mean here). Dude, I had to bathe in and drink reddish-brown water for years- when you do that, please let me know how you feel.

youll just be paying high taxes for muhammads education for the rest of your life, enjoy

I was suicidal once and now I'm not. I really love my life and despite all the challenges ahead of me, I want to give it my best shot. I hope you can understand.

In all seriousness do some low threat Criminality, if it's your moral you're worried about think about all the higher taxes you would pay.

I have some Emergency plans if I should come in the same situation.

Dont even have a correct meme for this situation.

Steal something expensive. Resort to dindu nuffin if caught.

Two of my friends are moving abroad because they can't get loans, either. I'd join them, but I have no passport and haven't ever traveled. My boyfriend wants to stay at this school because its got the proper equipment he needs to train with in order to do what he wants someday. I'm scared by leaving America, I'll leave him, too.

Dont go to college than. Isnt that how murica works? Only wealthy ppl get good education.

Are you a girl or a faggot?

I got caught stealing food once and now I'm too afraid to steal again. The Tourettes makes being invisible in public impossible.

Electric wheel chair self propellers mower fuckin quit your bitch ing

I'm a girl. Please don't suggest porno or sucking dick, it's really not me, I'm the "saving it for marriage" type person people like to poke fun at.

Forgetting your bullshit illnesses or the fact that, cropped or not, that is not what a tuition statement looks like, these are conversations I am not willing to have. But on the far off chance that there is any validity to your story, what I am saying is that no college in the country demands full payment of an oustanding tuition balance at the start of the semester. What they do demand is the establishment of a payment plan with a down payment, usually at least 10%, although this number can vary. Contact your registrar and ask what options are available. This is standard practice at every university in the country. So if you say that's not available, again, OP is lying.

Now this is innovative thinking, I would gladly make you a law maker. I bet you could cut the disability percent in half.
Good post my friend

sucks to be you then

we have a government funded loan system, we pay back what we owe, and he intrest rate goes up with inflation...

Muhummed on the otherhand has to pay all up frount and extra, because hes an international student, he also pays a way higher tax rate on any income he receives..

but yeh, merica is the greatest

It's a printed out page from my online statement, but please tell me again how it's not real. My college does, and as far as I know there is no plan. If there is, hopefully I will hear about it soon if anyone decides to reply to me today.

>Tonnes

Fuck off Britfag