So there's this party happening tonight and my crush is asking if I'm going

So there's this party happening tonight and my crush is asking if I'm going
Was gonna just vidya at home, but idk, she's single and she might be interested?
Anyways, dubs decides

Just play. The bitch would dump you anyway even if you manage to get her.

I'd rather just go see a movie with you or something

Of course she's interested faggot.

Go for "I dunno will I be authorized to play with your joystick ?"

Go to the party you fucking faggot.

Come over to my place and we'll watch Spy Kids

ill only go if you suck my dick in front of the whole party

WINWAR

Hit her with the "I don't know if I'll show up but I'm definitely cumming." Ultra dankest meme

Oh god... fuck it I'll deliver, brb

Do it OP

fucking yesssss OP deliver

spotted the beta

Bump

fuck the dubs, just go do it you massive fag.

Rip me... gg bois

//brothers, I don't think he'll deliver

Never fucking mind, well done OP

And i dont want any niggers at the party

Op has delivered

Rip OP

OP wasn't a fag today. Keep bumping

OP is not a faggot

or we could do anal if you prefer that ill bring the lube

if this is not fake, send screenshot of your top bar menu slided down

Monitoring this thread

Ruined,she was obviously into you. Good job idiot.

winwar?

My dubs says

"Lol jk I don't want the clap from your disgusting cunt"

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fake and gay

im gay tho

respond with im sorry babby please just at least show your ass

What have I done lmao
She's not responding I'm scared

Or you could come over and let me tongue punch your fartbox

roll

Don't worry - she's just considering doing it.

...

win

You again?

i'm kidding, how about you suck my dick in the bathroom?

Nice win

How creative.

>It was this moment OP knew, he fucked up

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this do it

ITT: OP destroys he chances with potential gf for the sake of our lulz

She totally fucking wants it don't listen to these kissless virgins she for sure is into u user

No. Just felt like saying that

>wheres user
>....

you less short forms/abbreviations you insufferable faggot

respond with that then he got 66

LMFAO keep us updated based OP

pls respond

this as well

OP confirmed Pajeet

dumbass spotted

just say
"Sorry about that my autistic sex slave -who is my step brother- got on my phone and after years of sexual abuse he can only think of such things"

My sister had my phone. She is jealous so tries to stop me meeting other girls. She wants kids so I've stopped seeimg her.

fucking lol. this

OP HURRY UP

Roll

Heh hem. I am speaking to you, thot.

WELL I GOT 2 DUBS NOW SO FUCKING DO IT

also im going to need to tongue punch that fart box of yours

Niggers tongue my anus

haha roll

Rolling

Roll for this

ITT
OP talks to himself on his mothers phone
wish summer would end already.

Rollig

...

Roll

777777

Le Reddit xDDDD *tips fedora

Idk i already fucked it up... and her response was not great
Like I just wanna die rn

Reroll

Hey if you not going to suck my dick, I'm sure i can convince your best friend to

add a dick pic

you do understand you could've nail dat until this point?

add this

>
FUCKING POST UPDATES U FAGGOT

Underrated

If she says no

"Fuck you Sarah, after I'm done fucking and eating your guts, your pathetic body will be like a circumcised dick, nothing much to pull back."

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Ok here's the update... idk what I'm gonna do

Better: sorry, my friend took my phone haha. I'd never suggest something like that.
New message: unless you're interested? Haha

KEEP US UPDATED please whats her response you nonce

See

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but you got to respond with this

please kill yourself op

goddamn, well fucking played

Fucking faggot, go pinch urself to death.

ya yu ded naow

Wow you are dating a navy seal?

This is the longest iPhone I ever saw

Pretty good op. I smiled.

What app or website do people use for this?

It would have been well played if he could at least keep it going for more than one message. Nigger.

>he spent all this time typing out the copy pasta from his moms phone
remmeber children, OP is always a faggot. see
for details
don't forget to sage

huh looks like Sarah and op are one in the same