So there's this party happening tonight and my crush is asking if I'm going
Was gonna just vidya at home, but idk, she's single and she might be interested?
Anyways, dubs decides
So there's this party happening tonight and my crush is asking if I'm going
Just play. The bitch would dump you anyway even if you manage to get her.
I'd rather just go see a movie with you or something
Of course she's interested faggot.
Go for "I dunno will I be authorized to play with your joystick ?"
Go to the party you fucking faggot.
Come over to my place and we'll watch Spy Kids
ill only go if you suck my dick in front of the whole party
WINWAR
Hit her with the "I don't know if I'll show up but I'm definitely cumming." Ultra dankest meme
Oh god... fuck it I'll deliver, brb
Do it OP
fucking yesssss OP deliver
spotted the beta
Bump
fuck the dubs, just go do it you massive fag.
Rip me... gg bois
//brothers, I don't think he'll deliver
Never fucking mind, well done OP
And i dont want any niggers at the party
Op has delivered
Rip OP
OP wasn't a fag today. Keep bumping
OP is not a faggot
or we could do anal if you prefer that ill bring the lube
if this is not fake, send screenshot of your top bar menu slided down
Monitoring this thread
Ruined,she was obviously into you. Good job idiot.
winwar?
My dubs says
"Lol jk I don't want the clap from your disgusting cunt"
top kek
fake and gay
im gay tho
respond with im sorry babby please just at least show your ass
What have I done lmao
She's not responding I'm scared
Or you could come over and let me tongue punch your fartbox
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Don't worry - she's just considering doing it.
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win
You again?
i'm kidding, how about you suck my dick in the bathroom?
Nice win
How creative.
>It was this moment OP knew, he fucked up
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this do it
ITT: OP destroys he chances with potential gf for the sake of our lulz
She totally fucking wants it don't listen to these kissless virgins she for sure is into u user
No. Just felt like saying that
>wheres user
>....
you less short forms/abbreviations you insufferable faggot
respond with that then he got 66
LMFAO keep us updated based OP
pls respond
this as well
OP confirmed Pajeet
dumbass spotted
just say
"Sorry about that my autistic sex slave -who is my step brother- got on my phone and after years of sexual abuse he can only think of such things"
My sister had my phone. She is jealous so tries to stop me meeting other girls. She wants kids so I've stopped seeimg her.
fucking lol. this
OP HURRY UP
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Heh hem. I am speaking to you, thot.
WELL I GOT 2 DUBS NOW SO FUCKING DO IT
also im going to need to tongue punch that fart box of yours
Niggers tongue my anus
haha roll
Rolling
Roll for this
ITT
OP talks to himself on his mothers phone
wish summer would end already.
Rollig
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777777
Le Reddit xDDDD *tips fedora
Idk i already fucked it up... and her response was not great
Like I just wanna die rn
Reroll
Hey if you not going to suck my dick, I'm sure i can convince your best friend to
add a dick pic
you do understand you could've nail dat until this point?
add this
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FUCKING POST UPDATES U FAGGOT
Underrated
If she says no
"Fuck you Sarah, after I'm done fucking and eating your guts, your pathetic body will be like a circumcised dick, nothing much to pull back."
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Ok here's the update... idk what I'm gonna do
Better: sorry, my friend took my phone haha. I'd never suggest something like that.
New message: unless you're interested? Haha
KEEP US UPDATED please whats her response you nonce
See
top kek
but you got to respond with this
please kill yourself op
goddamn, well fucking played
Fucking faggot, go pinch urself to death.
ya yu ded naow
Wow you are dating a navy seal?
This is the longest iPhone I ever saw
Pretty good op. I smiled.
What app or website do people use for this?
It would have been well played if he could at least keep it going for more than one message. Nigger.
>he spent all this time typing out the copy pasta from his moms phone
remmeber children, OP is always a faggot. see
for details
don't forget to sage
huh looks like Sarah and op are one in the same