Best lines in rap

Post your favorite rapper's best line

I do a shmoopy then I poopy,
mammals can't handle the rhymes like Randal

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BALLIN ON MY MIND KAREEM ABDULA OBLONGATA

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
HU
GUILLOTINE

>My boys warned me that you were poison like BBD's first cassette.
>And still I put my chips on the worst bet.

ITT

MF DOOM isn't nu-male.

As jakes look over the hill, their eyes sees nothing but nighttime
Due murders at an unseen right time

BUSTA A NUT INSIDE YOUR EYE TO SHOW YOU WHERE I COME FROM

FORFEIT THE GAME BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE TAKES YOU OUT OF THE FRAME AND PUTS YOUR NAME TO SHAME COVER UP YOUR FACE YOU CAN'T RUN THE RACE THE PACE IS TOO FAST YOU JUST WON'T LAST

provider of the background music for the crack rock user and the mascot - earl

This thread is cringe and these lyrics are garbage.

BIPOLAR DEPRESSION BY THAT IM AFFECTED
MY MANAGER COUSIN LIKES KIDS TO HAVE SEX WITH
I LOVE BEATING WOMEN JUST LIKE IM JOHN LENNON
THE DEVILS MY DADDY ILL KILL ALL YOU PEASANTS

>not noticing OP intended this to be a meme thread

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna

You tried to dip, duck, but still got bucked
You talk too much shit, you shoulda kept your mouth shut
All that gossip, motherfucker don't you know my Glock kicks
Hollow tips, to your body, mad toxic
I fade you, blow you with a rusty-ass razor
Did you a favor, tried to wet you but I graze you
Pop goes the Glock when there's beef on the block
Chill for a while make them think the beef stop
Then I creep like a thief in the night, it's only right
Ain't no turnin back, it's on tonight
And if I get caught then my ass is up north
Straight on the course for upstate New York
Stress, smokin back to back cigarettes
It popped off, one point in the mess hall
But to avoid that, from head to toe, dipped in all black
Hit them niggas where they pump they cracks at
Havoc, with the murder master plan
Keep my nine up to par so my shit won't jam
God forbid if my shit do, run behind a tree
Fix my shit then hit you
Slugs in your body, mainly in your brain tissue
Witness from the scene, get ghost, stash the pistol
So simple then, watch my back, lay up and relax
Roll a sack, K-A black, find a shorty to tap

Yo, I'm a muthafuckin' fugitive
Buckwild and foul is the lifestyle that I choose to live
Because to me it's all about a buck
I used to have a partner in crime by the name of Chuck
We stormed the city, shooting shit up like Frank Nitti
We robbed kids and split the dough 50/50
One day we stuck a dice game on the ave. and split the cash
Then I murdered his ass and took his half
Because I'm all about ends and skins
When you got those, you don't need no muthafuckin friends

One thing that really irks me about rap is the lyrics are always about being a nigger, robbing people shooting people, etc.

Only person I can think of right now that was actually ever creative enough to do something different was Eminem with the Slim Shady and Marshall Mathers LP but after those he turned into another soulless slave of the jews.

There's other underground artists that did things different and fairly well but Eminem is likely the main one that everyone knows about so i'm using him as an example.

t. nu-male in denial

Nigga (x7), I'm 200% nigga
Nigga (x7), why do police hate niggas?
Nigga (x7), they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga (x7), why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga (x7), cause im a mother fucking nigga!
Nigga (x7), why you drink so much beer?
Nigga (x7), I dont drink beer, I drink malt liquor

"I can't sugar coat the answer for you
This is how I feel—if somebody kill my son
That mean somebody's gettin' killed"
Tell me what you do for love, loyalty, and passion of
All the memories collected, moments you could never touch
I wait in front a niggas spot and watch him hit his block
I'll catch a nigga leavin' service if that's all I got
I'll chip a nigga then throw the blower in his lap
Walk myself to the court like, "Bitch I did that"
Ain't no black power when your baby killed by a coward
I can't even keep the peace, don't you fuck with one of ours
It be murder in the street, it be bodies in the hour
Ghetto bird on the street, paramedics on the dial
Let somebody touch my momma
Touch my sister, touch my woman
Touch my daddy, touch my niece
Touch my nephew, touch my brother
You should chip a nigga then throw the blower in his lap
Matter fact, I'm 'bout to speak at this convention
Call you back

Alright kids we're gonna talk about gun control

underrated post foreal

Literally no rapper is on the same level as DOOM lyrically, I know he gets praise but he is the best IMO to the point where I don't even find myself listening to other rappers at all.

source?

And I stabbed that fcuking airplain that that faggot nigga papazin

>have beard and glasses
>prematurely balding at 24, shaved head tho
>perceive myself as passive and boring but not outspoken

>none of the other personality traits match at all

Am I a genuine numale or do I just unfortunately have the aesthetic? I've tried contact lenses but they irritate my left eye and I don't like having a shaven face because my jawline a shit

But these ain't even punchlines no more, I'm abusing tracks
Leaving instrumentals blue and black
I'm in Marty McFly mode, so tell em' that the future's back
Riding on hoverboards, wiping out motherboards
Stopped spitting fire cause my motherfuckin lung is scorched
King Arthur when he swung his sword
A king author I ain't even use a pen in like a month or four
I had a hard time writing lyrics
Now I'm way over heads, science fiction
You can try and get it, my man the flyest with it
With a mind of fine of interest for your finest interests
They say hard work pays off
Well tell the Based God don't quit his day job
Cause P.E's about to take off
With protons and electrons homie that's an A-bomb

Either this

As he get older he grow colder than a witch tit

Or this

YEAH YEAH YEAH NIGGA NIGGA YEAH NIGGA YEAH NIGGA YEAH
DID THE MAN WHO INVENT COLLEGE
GO TO COLLEGE
NIGGA NIGGA YEAH NIGGA YEAH YEAH YEAH NIGGA YEAH

He and Vince have some of the slickest lines ever

Doom isn't even top 20.

tell me your top 20 then

STEEZ is like a hybrid of DOOM of and Earl. Too much man for this world.

Ye im a real big Steez fan i also dont think hes Dead but thats another story

Time to take it too far now
Uh, Michael Douglas out the car now
Uh, got the kids and the wife life
Uh, but can't wake up from the night life
Uh, I'm so scared of my demons
Uh, I go to sleep with a nightlight
Uh, my mind move like a Tron bike
Uh, pop a wheelie on the Zeitgeist
Uh, I'm finna start a new movement
Uh, being led by the drums
Uh, I'm a rap-lic priest
Uh, getting head by the nuns
Uh, they don't play what I'm playing
Uh, they don't see what I'm saying
Uh, they be balling in the D-League
Uh, I be speaking Swaghili

(Might be the greatest verse in a rap song this decade)

strange fruit hangin

Sure. In no particular order:
Scarface, Chuck D, KRS-One, Rakim, Big L, D-E-L, ODB, GZA, Method Man, Ghostface, 2Pac, Nas, Biggie, Prodigy, Cube, Mos Def, Guru, Q-Tip, Big Daddy Kane.
It'd look a lot different if I listed groups rather than rappers, of course.

>Some of us dyin over a few bucks, killers old enough to ride a school bus
>With brothers like these, tell me who needs the Ku Klux?

>You lame niggas is cooch nigga
>Poof nigga, you fucking Baba Ghanoush nigga
>You loose nigga?
>Well that's fine, I'm glue nigga
>Nuts so, jump up the roof nigga
>And get your ass ready your bed is approved nigga
>I'm a prank, you a little more than in school nigga
>Spades and I got a joke for you
>I'm cutting you deuce nigga
>I'm right back like I just rebooted nigga
>Going for your honey like I'm Winnie the Pooh nigga
>Right before I jump in the booth
>And if you ain't about loot then I ain't fucking with you nigga
>Have you upside down over the roof nigga
>A man looking at me like 'what I'ma do nigga'
>My fingers start snapping, his hands will come loose nigga
>Move nigga, you cool suit nigga
>Regroup, tell them niggas I'm the truth nigga
>That is proof nigga

Half that list is shit and the other half is every rap fans safe 90s rappers list

Andre 3000 domes all of them

On the popham trees...

Buuum blood on the leaves...

the tech support for tragedy's emphatically horrendous
teenage operators explaining what bated breath is
pass
i wish it was something i could diagram on a napkin so you won't be so detached if it should happen to you privately

Coming up as a nigga on that cash chase
Moving at a fast pace, I'm just trying to see them broads when they ass shake
I ain't got that much cash but wait
I got a lot of thoughts that of which I masturbate with
Hate it, I'm the one who cracked the code of matrix after I created it

I think my favorite line in any hip hop track is from this album.

LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE YOU CROOOOSS MY MIND

And it's the downward spiral, got me suicidal
But too scared to do it so these pills will be the rifle

i'm biracial

When she's on the rag never let her fry the Ragu

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Cant post the lyrics, sorry!

"All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way"

I agree that he's quite good. If you want another rapper that's quite lyrical though, you should check out Aesop Rock.

They call me Jay Electronica – fuck that
Call me Jay ElecHanukkah, Jay ElecYarmulke
Jay ElecRamadaan, Muhammad A'salaamaleikum
RasoulAllah Subhanahu wa ta'ala through your monitor

Yo once again it's the Big L, that kid who got much props
From killin corrupt cops, with motherfuckin buck shots
So don't step to this, cause I got a live crew
You might be kinda big but they make coffins yo' size too
I was taught wise, I'm known to extort guys
This ain't Cali, it's Harlem nigga we do walkbys
No one can match me, tax me or wax me
If you want me to write you some raps G just ask me
Cause on the shelf is where your LP cold stood
Because it was no good, that shit ain't even go wood
I'm not the type to take sluts out, I just fuck they guts out
Get my nuts out, then break the fuck out
Me being a virgin, that's idiotic
Cause if Big L got the AIDS every cutie in the city got it
Once a nigga tried to stick me for six G's
And I put more holes in his ass than swiss cheese

Keep me posted as to when you find something mature to sit and sulk about, and i'll consider picking up your record

I get more pussy by accident than most niggas get on purpose

PUT MY FIST IN HER LIKE A CIVIL RIGHTS SIGN

RIP PHIFE
Try ATCQ, or even Kanye for mainstream non-violent rap.

Aesop is my favorite Rapper

And it's derived from a Busdriver line
"When you cross my mind look both ways"

what a terribly dense post. you know so little.

Unironically one of the best lyrics in hip hop history. Its good standalone, but the "you had to be there" factor added in considering the hype surrounding him at that time? Man, insane. It was like this new nigga came outta nowhere with the charisma of Jay Z and the rhymes of Nas and the mystique of DOOM.

your self deprecation and insecurity from this post alone convinces me that you are a nu male

And if the world ever has an apocalypse
I will kill all of you fuckers
Fear will be plentiful, death will be bountiful
I will spare none of you peasants
Fuck your religion, your pastor fuck kids
And got sent to a prison in PC
I seen the devil, he's in you and me
You need saving to listen to this, see
Follow 'em home, cut the right corner so nobody sees you
Turn off your phone
Leave it at home so nobody can trace you
Mask your expressions
Appear to be calm, they won't read your intentions
As soon as you're in
Let them all know who they're all in the presence of
I am a murderer
I am a demon, the son of a serpent
What is your faith?
What is your worth?
Have you felt acknowledgement?
If I kill you now, will you go to heaven or hell you believe in?
Death is approaching you
30 seconds, think before lying in blood, see

I'll do one from each of my personal top ten.

"I switched my motto, instead of saying fuck tomorrow, that buck that bought a bottle coulda struck the lotto."

"Hospital dazed, reflectin' when my man laid up.
On the uptown high block he got his side sprayed up.
I saw his life slippin', this is a minor setback,
Still in all we livin', just dream about the get-back.
That made him smile, though his eyes said 'pray for me,'
I'll do you one better and slay these niggas faithfully."

"The saga begins, my eyes is a photography lens
Properly push pens and make quality gems
The horrors be grim--but yo maybe tomorrow we win.
If we follow the trends and keep count of the dollars we spend.
I want a mahogany Benz, I want lottery ends.
I want property, friends, plus my hobby is skins
If I get sloppy and sin, then my prophesy ends.
But the God'll begin, watching my artistry spin"


"I had to tell her pops 'Yo stop cockblocking, B'
Hold something for your daily yay habit
And go 'bada bing bing bing!' like Richochet Rabbit
....how bout the sicko say 'Stab it'?
'There's liquor in the cabinet and a swisher for the crafted.'"

"I feel like I'm walking a tightrope without a circus net.
Popping percocet, I'm a nervous wreck.
I deserve respect, but I work a sweat for this worthless check.
Feel like I gotta burst this tek at somebody to reverse this debt."

"Sitting in this, living hell, listening to niggas yell
Trying to torture em to tell, I'm getting mail
But ain't nobody saying much, the same old nuts
Is making bucks while these sluts is getting fucked
They violated my probation, and it seems
I'll be going on a long vacation"

"You see my art, is all I have
And victory tastes sweet, even when the enemy can throw salt.
Still knock them out the park like a fucking tow car.
Let bygones be bygones, but where I'm from
We buy guns and more guns, to give to the young."

cont.

"
"But that's fly by night, for you and the sky I write.
For in these cold Chi night's moon, you my light.
If Heaven had a height, you would be that tall.
Ghetto to coffee shop, through you I see that all."

"And yes you're getting booed if your shit do not get down.
And yes you're getting sued by women who didn't get up
Out their seat on the bus, and feet shouldn't rust,
And beat is a must, and we shouldn't lust
But we do. I'm laughin' at the calendars and clocks.
Ascot to match the socks,
What's in your Speakerboxxx? Pink and Blue.

Top 9 but whatever. The tenth spot is always a toss up anyway.

But I treat her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut

Ryu's latest album was really good

I put the past behind me, now I'm back on my grind
I been keeping it one hundred, but I'm stuck in the 90s
Check the resumé, the truth burn your retina like it's pepper spray
Fucking A, my name's Ryu they call you whatshisface

Savage
I can't respect a nigga with cornrows, 21

I AM AS TALL AS A KID, AYE
CAN'T REACH THE TOP OF MY FRIDGE, AYE
MY BITCH DON'T LOVE ME NO MORE, AYE
CUZ I FIT THROUGH A CAT DOOR, AYE

GETTING HIT ONCE AND IT HIT DA SACK
NOT USED TO FIGHTING WHO FIGHT BACK
I CANNOT MIX SO I DISTORT THE TRACK
DON'T WANT MY FANS TO HEAR I'M A HACK

FUCK ON ME, LOOK AT ME

Cum in her, never magnum
She better have them or I'm never stabbin'
Whatever happened to the girl from the south
Suck a dick so good they called her pussy mouth

Seconded.

Any line on Yeezus

Yeah, tyler used it in his recent album too

fuck both joeys and steez parts on this are amazing

Already woke, spared a joke, barely spoke,rarely smoke
Stared at folks when properly provoked,mirror broke
Here, share strawberry morning, gone an more important spawning
Torn in,poor men sworn in
Cornish hens switching positions, auditioning morticians
Saw it in a vision,ignoring prison
Ignoramuses enlist and sound dumb
Found 'em drowned in cow's dung, crowns flung
Rings a Tinkerbell, sing for things that's frail as a fingernail
Bring a scale, stale ginger lingers
Seven figures invigor
Nigga, fresh from out the jail, alpha male
Sickest ninja injury this century,enter plea
Lend sympathy to limper Simple Simon rhyming emcees
Trees is free, please leave a key
These meagre fleas, he's the breeze
And she's the bees knees for sheez
G's of G's
Seize property, shopper sprees, chop the cheese
Drop the grease to stop diseases, gee wiz pa!
DOOM rock grandma like the kumbaya
Mama was a ho hopper,papa was a Rolling Stone star like Obama
Pull a card like oh drama
Civil liberties
These little titties abilities riddle me,middle C
Give a MC a rectal hysterectomy
Lecture on removal of the bowels,foul technically
Don't expect to see the recipe
Until we receive the check as well as the collection fee
More wreck than Section Z
What you expect to get for free?
Shit from me, history
The key, plucked it off the mayor
Chucked it in the ol' tar pit off La Brea, player

That's That - DOOM

Not the deepest, but this DOOM line always stood out to me for some reason:

>Known as the grimy limey, slimy— try me Blimey!

Welcome to Futurama, where the cyborgs will shoot ya mama
A cross between Terminator 3 and Tutankhamen

Can we make it /poetry/ general?
I really like the poetry in Laughing Stock

"Place my chair at the backroom door
Help me up
I can't wait anymore
Blessed love
The love I've seen
Stair by idle stair
Faith one path & the second in fear
A half wit am I read

And tread dependence beneath my feet
Step right up something's happening here
Something's happening here"

I swear to god if you dare to discuss a genre that isn't memerock in this shithole this godforsaken picture always gets posted
I can't wait until you faggots graduate from middle school and realize that calling people nu-males for listening to rap isn't a valid argument
even the people who say rap isn't music to bait everyone have more of an argument against rap than your fedora tipping incel ass

They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well, can it load a gun up for you and cock it too?
Well, if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault, and I'll get sued
See, what these kids do is hear about us totin' pistols
And they wanna get one ‘cause they think the shit's cool
Not knowin' we really just protectin' ourselves
We entertainers, of course the shit's affectin' our sales
You ignoramus, but music is reflection of self
We just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail
It's fucked up, ain't it?
How we can come from practically nothin'
To bein' able to have any fuckin' thing that we wanted
That's why we sing for these kids who don't have a thing
Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine
Who post pin-up pictures on they walls all day long
Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs
Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives
So they sit and they cry, at night, wishin' they'd die
'Til they throw on a rap record, and they sit and they vibe
We're nothin' to you, but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyes
That's why we seize the moment
Try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it
‘Cause we consider these minutes golden
And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
Just let our spirits live on
Through our lyrics that you hear in our songs, and we can…

>tfw you're so white you use post-rock as an example of your favorite hip hop verse.

Given my ability to flow with agility
I take my place amongst the nobility
but FUCK the futility
'Cause my mobility is upwards
but my cupboards be bare like Hubbard's
And it's killin' me.

>nu-male tears

I'M A FAN OF DAN AKROYD

t. numale

Aesop Rock, Atmosphere, Cunnynlinguists, etc... you've never listened to rap right?

WOULD SOMEONE HELP A RAP FAN OUT?

I am looking for a track that I can't obtain anywhere else, but Amazon and it is just 99cents to purchase, but I don't know how to get it for offline use ???????????????????

wtf I hate rap now

>someone posts nu male pic
wtf I hate rap now

forever one of the best lines

I'm running niggas down in they groups
I'm sliding over cars while I shoot
I think that I'm Tom Cruise
But, bitch I'm Bobby with that tool
I got that "bow", run up on him, act a fool
Make sure I hit you, you, and you

I fuckin recognized Up North Trip from the first line
Patrician taste

"i got no patience because im not a doctor."

girl why is you lyin
girl why you mufasa

Breakin in cribs with a crowbar
I wasn't poor,
I was po'
I couldn't afford the O-R...

L is one of the best to ever do it

Life's not a bitch, life's a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch cuz she wouldn't let you get that pussy.

-

I'm more science than faith, more karma than bread and booze. I'm not an asshole, I'm just a little confused

-Aesop

sooooooo fuck needles
fuck smoke
fuck lines that make the sinus choke
fuck chasers, trails
fuck raves and rails
fuck hangovers
fuck hallucinations, regurgitations
mandatory sentences and UA tracing
blind my insight and dull the common sense
give me inner vision, kill the superstition
and the confidence
built a tolerance and now its more than i consume
and when it boards up my room
the world's whores will croon in unison
unify the eulogy
autopsy pages read euthanasia, i.e. irony
well here i be
within a pool of my drool
sedated
windows dilated
comatose
life overdose

- god's bathroom floor by slug, written about his heroin overdose

Crows 1 has always been my fav on Skelethon. Such a huge track

t. nu-male

If it ain't this, it ain't dope, it don't flush
And if it ain't hip, it don't hop, well then hush