Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
nice bait fag
>low life baiting cuck alert
your name isnt john you fucking cuck machine
LMAO fuck bro you must be pretty damn bored.
sad part is i might be a lonley Sup Forums fag but i could fuck this guy up
whats the name of the pornstar that his boyfriend breaked all her teeth when he find her with another guy?
why are people still replying unironically to this copypasta in 2017 ?
christy mack
Gwar Machine
that is the sad part its very obvious that's a porn star from the fake tits and the hairstyle
didn't even bother reading ur post fag
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lmao its sad that people still do this cuck and femnist copypasta bait bulshit in 2017...
If anyone knows of an older John post I'll give em 200 internets.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
All who reacts to OP
SeeAnd then kys
lmao this same cuck posted this in 2010 or some other cuck lmao sad people sadder then me
I hope he is enjoying prison
yeah i shoul;d kys for calling this kid a cuck for obvious bait kk
You're in jail faggot taking bubba's dick so, I'd say were in a better situation than you.
And serious how stupid do you have to be to date a porn star and NOT expect her to cheat.
I fucking hope so... this current shit is a mess
>Shit Was So Cash is an infamous copypasta from the latter half of 2007.
How stupid do you have to be
Stupid do you
You
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did you actually type the post number by hand ?
you're pretty fucking new I see
Thanks Obama...
lmao leave the poor newfag alone
"The original post was made between mid to late 2007 on Sup Forums’s Sup Forums board. The original post (shown below) featured the copypasta along with an image of a young man holding a bottle of vodka with his arm around what appeared to be his girlfriend, as supported by the text."
>This shit is irrelevant
why does the precious Sup Forums board always get copypasta shit on it i barely see that on any other board
Lets see if we can track down the original guy from the first post and just shit down his mouth. Yeh know for the lulz.
to piss you off
Damn Kristy didn't think they botched tit jobs that badly anymore
doubt we could find that its from 2007
it doesnt piss me off really
About time a new pic was used. That pasta was getting more and more stale.
John (Paulie) has been dead since this shit started
Not sure if memeing or actually trying to bait people. Either way, kys
It's usually oldfags trying to out the newfags
Dude, newfags are killing me, I am migrating to l_a_i_nchan/4_2_0chan and 8_chan soon. I am sad that it had to come down to this.
Special thanks to Sup Forums, youtube people attracting newfags, and other advertisement.
just go to
u kids dont even have the balls to call me 17806605828
We will revise our tactics and get back in touch with you.
thanks bud
You look like that one unemployed guy that sells xanax and dont bother looking for a job because youre an immigrant
>gf is fucking ugly she should kill her lesbian sjw ass
newfags are like any new person to something its cancerous even in games
Pic related is Christy Mack.
Thread is way too bad as b8.
Guy should get some surgeon over his face....and get rid of the cancer that is taking over his ear.
seems like oldfags wouldnt do that since its annoying and cuckish im a oldfag and dont bait
why do you guys say that? why do you hate every1? I think your not alpha, no your beta, very,very beta!
Shouldn't you be calling your mom to bring you some hot pockets in ur basement?
go a little to savage on op there?
Absolutely, they don't even fucking bother lurk nowadays.
Just, here's a thread from like a week or two ago I capped, just let that sink in too.
No problem sorry for your inconvenience.
nah i fucked your mom so hard she couldnt walk to make me my hot pockets
thank you for this i love the obvious newfag smell on that post you capped
Nice ears jail bird, I hope like sucking cock in prison.
the worst part is that those fuckers are everywhere.
They browse /r/Sup Forums or shit, see epix greentext stories, write their own, cap it, post it on reddit like
"Woah, look at this crazy 4channer guy, he's so craazy and random and weird haha please upvote"
Oh you don't have a mom I'm sorry about that forget I said anything
yeah my mom isnt my mom
i would post in on reddit i love when newfags dont know how to use green text right
Well sad to be you keep dreaming about sex and continue fapping virgin pussy
You totally sound like a newfag though.
it was an accident i hate cocky faggots like this
If you have something to say, make sure your bitch is hot before you use her to justify your pathetic looking ass
this virgin pussy could stomp your face in bud then i treat it as my personal pocket pussy hows that sound?
how do i sound like a newfag evidence?
So you are a virgin? Hahha FYI I'm pretty fucking big and I actually workout not sit on my ass on Sup Forums all day
same bro i workout a lot and work alot i dont wanna be a basement dweller and yeah im a virgin mostly becasue the girls here fucking suck
Ha ur a virgin cause they suck homie pussy don't got a face I would've been having my dick wet already if I was u
all are all like little christian girl types lmao i wish i got my dick wet trust me i hate being a virgin
gr8 b8 m8
Omg even better all fuckinf virgins begging for dick you just gotta play your cards right and bam
how do i play my cards i have tried and failed
Learn to spit some game idk I can't teach you over the Internet lmao