Is there a foolproof way of killing yourself in under 3 minutes which won't hurt like hell and can be done at home?

Is there a foolproof way of killing yourself in under 3 minutes which won't hurt like hell and can be done at home?

Yes

Well?

Hold your Breath

Are you such a loser that you can't look it up yourself? Fuck, OP, why don't you do the world a favor and live to old age hidden away in your mother's basement and die of natural causes, alone.

Build a guillotine

Look up helium method

Seems complicated.

Rig your house to explode

I said foolproof in 5 minutes.

Tis' a great idea.

you said 3 mins faggot stop changing the narrative

Exit bag or don't miss your medulla oblongata

Shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun

Put rotting mouse in ass and wait for profit.

Can we get sum sauce on that girl?

Totally unrelated to the topic, but who is the girl in this pic, and where on god's green earth can I find more of her?

Carbon monoxide. Go to sleep forever.

Turn on the gas on your stove and go to sleep.

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masturbate with a plugged in toaster

I have one pic of her from a while ago

Link?

Or toaster in the bath methood?

Upvoted.

play Russian roulette with a semi auto pistol.

Drink a Haitian's guys blood.

Shouldn't matter, the pain's gonna be brief before you die.

break into the zoo

Explosives

Exactly. All these pussies are so edgy..
>i wanna die but not hurt...wah
Fuck off. Just do it or go smoke some weed and chill out

Give a tiger a shove

Can someone tell me how painful this would be for research of course

+1. Point it at the base of your skull on the back of your neck. Done

apostrophe is in the wrong place

9mm or better.

This man tips' his fedora hard'

Depends on your mains voltage, but not really.

Electric shock hurts, and the higher the voltage, the bigger the whack. That's not what kills you though, unless it's like really high voltage. It gives you a heart attack. And heart attacks certainly aren't painless.

Don't try to electrocute yourself.

OD. A proper drug OD will be the complete opposite of painful.

Get a body bag, helium tank, hose, and duck tape. Tape the hose to the helium and the body bag. Get inside and go to sleep. Your brain won't notice the difference so first you'll go to sleep and then die

Does anyone actually care if the OP is serious about killing himself? Just dont do it and go smoke weed or masturbate and fall the fuck asleep lol

Imagine every single muscle in your body involuntarily contracting so tightly its painful, like a full body cramp. At the same time all of your organs are in disarray because nonbio electrical signals are going hthough your body, causing your organs to spasm along along with your brain going dead.

heroin

Forgot that part. Hopefully OP didn't try this and use a .22......ha ha ha

He'd post on here with a fucked up face
>whats the best plastic surgeon in faggotville?

a slow motion bullet that takes 3 minutes to travel through your head

Most available helium tanks are 20% oxygen now

LMAO
>Rate me with my jacked up face

Don't do it faggot. Shit gets better eventually

Nah. You can infact hit a bottom with no return. At which point you should KYS

Heliums fuckin expensive these days.

Hot air balloon ride with your SO, kneel down and propose. Look them in the eye after they say yes. Kiss them deeply. Tell them, i love you so much i could kill myself." Then jump.

And they say romance is dead.......psshhh