Trips decides how i quit my job

Trips decides how i quit my job

Well. I didnt expect that

roll

He just got trips on us I'm going to bed.

what kind of job you have

Shitty warehouse job

Shit on boss's desk

have your dick out and before anyone says anything, say you quit

quit without problems, but steal things

serve a notice and work until your replacement is trained properly

Kek this would be funny. I should gift wrap it for him
This would be funny if i wouldnt get arrested and become a sexual offender.

You answered yourself OP. Dress up like the guy in the picture and quit

Bring a cake in, have "I quit" on it. Bring an electric trimmer, trim some pubes then sprinkle them on cake, and leave

Punch ur boss in the throat

Formerly and politely announce your resignation.

Send a dick pic

Jerk off in his office

Call your boss a cum sucking nigger cuck then piss on his desk while reciting Haiku.

Nothing really worth stealing. Its a marshalls warehouse.

shoot the place up

gift wrap that shit

Can of gas and a handful of matches

His office is just a desk in the middle of the floor. I would get caught easily

Cum on a picture of your boss's family

Get a piñata made to resemble your boss and stick a black dildo in its ass. Leave it on his desk with a note calling his wife a dude

Mass shooting

With style.

jizz on a cupcake and give it to him. then tell him you quit.

Leave Texas forever

If u work as an assistant teacher in an elementary school, sharpen colored pencils in the electric pencil sharpening. It really pisses the fuck out of Ms. Baker when a kid does that.

Reading this even rustles my jimmies

This would be easy to get away with. I could just leave a tray of cupcakes on the table and everyone would eat em. They're greedy fucks

turn in your next paycheck to your immediate supervisor and say you don't feel you deserve it. and walk out.

Accuse boss of pedophilia, then scream I quit and power walk out of the building.

Poop in boss's desk drawer and leave a signed note saying you quit

Shirt on the bosses desk

This would be hard, the supervisors desks are out in the open

Stay there till you die.

shit
steal something anyway

where do you work?
if theres an intercom, get on it and say fuck you to everyone you don't like. punch out your boss if hes a dick. then leave

Pop 4 xans and hand in a paper that says I quit all while blaring stone colds theme song

Show him this thread

Feed your boss a bowlful of hard boiled eggs. Pee on his shoes. Profit?

Sneak live chickens into your boss's office.

sing yourself out to youre welcome from moana

>off by one

Light the warehouse on fire and walk away slowly without looking back

I dont have access to the intercom. I could probably steal a megaphone tho
Lol that's the bottom line cause stone cold said so, i do plan on showing up intoxicated tho.

quit

Show your boss this thread.

Pee on the floor in front of everyone

Never quit.

Rape your boss.

I second this.

Insult your boss's eyebrows.

take off pants and underwear put them on your bosses desk
"guess I'll just turn these in"
leave

Take a shit in the sink... then quit

get a megaphone, and a forklift raise the forklift stand on it and say "I fucking quit" then just walk out

Email cum-soaked tribute pic of your boss to everyone in your company email list, with the text:

"I can't keep our love a secret any longer. I am quitting over the conflict of interest."

Thank your employer for a wonderful learning experience but explain life has more to offer and you want to get out there and experience it

Shoot yourself in front of your boss

But id still be on a raised platform. How would i just walk out?

jump idk

cum on your coworkers (male paleaseee)

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SHIT IN FRONT OF THE BOSSES OFFICE

i third this but you record yourself quitting and post it here

Lol this would be funny. You think if i get a pic of him some photoshop master can edit him fucking a dog or something? Id willingly post that shit eveeywhere

Wait in your bosses office naked and try to seduce him or her

This but record it

Quit while wearing a hotdog costume.

Collect a bunch of CP, print it out, then tape it up to the walls in the breakroom. Go tell your boss, "it had to be done." Then 180 and walk out.

Id have to shit in the restroom and carry it to his desk.

send a pic of your junk to your boss's daugther

no, do it live. that act of pooing is your resignation letter

Isn't that pic related's cousin? What a fuckin nigger he is, and I'm not even racist

Kidnap and molest your bosses family, then send him the video tape but also post it here

Buy a bunch of crackers and a bunch of chocolate a whole truck full of both and drive it in to warehouse.
set it all on fire and spray paint outside:
>i dont want to work here S'more

And get arrested for sending pics to a minor? No thanks. Im quitting because i found something better not because i hate my life.

Important question: what is your job?

>Mail a bag of poop to your boss's house with a note that says, "outtie, yo."

Vomit on your boss's shoes.

Walk around the office with ur dick hanging out

they don't have to know it was you

Eat tons of disgusting food the night before. Including the haribo new gummy bear recipe. Violently shit on the floor, right after everyone's lunch break, and yell "Nick Brady is a giant cock loving faggot".

Piss in the bosses mouth during the next company meeting

Fuck your bosses kid.

Reinact the invasion of Poland and than go tell your boss to go gas himself

Start a riot.

Marching Band

take a shit on your boss' desk

Send an email to all staff using the words...
(people need to suggest words)

Until they trace my number

Release a bunch of crickets

Do the naruto run while REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Act like you just got back from the future and the fate of humanity rests on you quitting

Don't go to work.

libtards

realise a bunch of rats into the warehouse.
call what ever agency that takes care of health voilations.
see the shit get closed down?

By showing your boss this:

Fill a 2 gallon gas can with water and start splashing everything with it